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Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jakemal on Saturday February 15, 2020 @02:23PM (#22337317)
Is this really all that significant? It seems that since the WeWork fiasco, all of SoftBank's failures are being covered by news organizations. But isn't that simply the nature of venture capital? Invest in a lot of different things, most of which will fail, and make up for the losses with the Ubers of the world. (edit: It sounds like Uber was a bad example to use)

$375 million sounds like a lot of money, but it's 0.3% of their investment fund.

I'm not sure if SoftBank is suddenly performing worse than they have been in the past or if people simply just care more about the losses since they had such a major one recently.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by tempsy on Saturday February 15, 2020 @02:54PM (#22337539)
I think part of the problem is how uncritically tech journalism covers these companies pre-scandal.

Even call it a "robot" pizza company is strange...I can't imagine that the inside of any factory for frozen pizzas would look that different than what this company was offering.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by oldgradstudent on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:06PM (#22337612)
> I can't imagine that the inside of any factory for frozen pizzas would look that different than what this company was offering.

Very different. Frozen pizza factories are impressively efficient (with decades old tech).

Compare random frozen pizza machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7anib2L7uUk with the hilarity that is Zume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFSdxwRVh8A

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by cnst on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:25PM (#22337732)
> Compare random frozen pizza machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7anib2L7uUk with the hilarity that is Zume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFSdxwRVh8A

Thanks for the links. Indeed, hilarious to watch it side-by-side for some extra entertainment! With the volume of pizza they're making in that Zume factory, it doesn't seem like there's even any extra benefits of using robots — and these robots seem to be placed there more as an obstacle to overcome than actual help; also, they didn't even use it for cheese dispersement, which was still done by hand? LOL, robots-made pizza!

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by Xorlev on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:47PM (#22337868)
The automation in that video seems less than helpful, all the labor-intensive steps are being done by the humans, all the super easy stuff done by robot.

The six-axis robot being used to move a pizza 2 feet was pretty amazing -- I have to imagine they had grander plans but had no idea how to utilize it yet.

The mobile ovens are kind of absurd. I mean, warming it doesn't seem like a bad idea. Maybe even baking it on the way is fine (so long as all the toppings didn't slide off), but what do they need 56 bays for? If they're planning on loading up 56 pizzas and baking them on the way, latency on orders will be horrible. Huge orders are like, 10 pizzas. Seems like if they just baked them and stuffed them right into a warming compartment that'd be more than sufficient.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by fortran77 on Saturday February 15, 2020 @05:24PM (#22338443)
I noticed the same thing! They just needed to move the pizza across a 90 degree angle so they used a robot arm? Why not just rearrange the conveyor belt a bit?
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by csande17 on Saturday February 15, 2020 @05:55PM (#22338607)
You want to be able to say you use $COOL_TECHNOLOGY, so you use it to move a pizza two feet and do all the actual work the traditional way. It's like AI or blockchain, but for pizza.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by contingencies on Sunday February 16, 2020 @02:12AM (#22340284)
Awesome summary, we do noodle robots. Next time someone asks me, I'm just going to say It's like AI or blockchain, but for noodles.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by catalogia on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:30PM (#22338119)
>The automation in that video seems less than helpful, all the labor-intensive steps are being done by the humans

The saucing of the dough in particular was absolutely slower than a reasonably experienced human worker. For a human worker in a typical pizzeria, the sauce takes two seconds.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by ncallaway on Saturday February 15, 2020 @05:02PM (#22338317)
I know that with repetition comes this kind of effeciency, but that's amazing to me, because when I make pizza it still takes me, like 45 seconds to really get it done...
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jjeaff on Sunday February 16, 2020 @03:27PM (#22343559)
You can see how quick they move in a typical pizzeria right at the beginning of this video. They are slinging sauce so fast, I wouldn't doubt it is about 2 seconds.

https://youtu.be/IugcIAAZJ2M

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by Blake_Emigro on Saturday February 15, 2020 @06:36PM (#22338804)
The robot is incredibly over-sized and under-utilized for this task and costs what you would pay for 5 employees in a year - not the best application. If the robot isn't tossing the pizza dough, then who cares haha!
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by xyzzyz on Saturday February 15, 2020 @09:06PM (#22339388)
Maintenance on this robot itself probably costs more than a person who would do its job.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jjeaff on Sunday February 16, 2020 @03:23PM (#22343546)
That robot is what someone like me would get with an unlimited budget and little oversight from leadership.

Useless in this application, but a lot of fun for an engineer to play with.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by Blake_Emigro on Monday February 17, 2020 @08:28PM (#22352638)
If you must, then do it right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxbjZiKAZP4
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by notatoad on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:38PM (#22338171)
>it doesn't seem like there's even any extra benefits of using robots

you mean other than the $375M you can walk away with by claiming you're using robots to make pizza.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jjeaff on Sunday February 16, 2020 @03:27PM (#22343562)
Well, you can't exactly walk away with that money. You are spending it on robots and expensive expertise to program those robots.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by ric2b on Monday February 17, 2020 @07:00PM (#22352161)
That's why you cut a deal with the person that sells you the robots.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by pdpi on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:44PM (#22337845)
Something I love about the frozen pizza setup is just how much of it is about being sloppy and recovering gracefully. Cut rectangular dough band into circles and circulate the off cuts back into the start. Rain cheese everywhere and let it fall into a recovery tray. These are techniques that also work well in software — it’s often easier to design a system that builds a bad result and fixes it after than it is to build a good result from first principles.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by starmftronajoll on Saturday February 15, 2020 @06:37PM (#22338812)
The brilliance of the cheese process struck me as well – we see a mess and then, the reveal of the amusingly simple cleanup. (This is an effectively edited promotional film, too. The story of the equipment is beautifully told.)

Your insight re: the parallel to software design is a valuable one, thank you.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by zdragnar on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:21PM (#22337708)
Zume eliminated the two easiest steps with costly robots using needlessly complex technology and that was the basis for their business? What insanity would prompt someone to invest in that?

I had family working in a plant for one of the big name pizza places, and you can see the whole process for on-demand pizza at many brick oven pizza joints. I don't know how you could go to either of those places, look at zume, then conclude that zume had any advantage or was solving a problem from either side (on demand or automation).

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by Traster on Saturday February 15, 2020 @06:09PM (#22338679)
Oh you missed the step where the CEO waved her hands in the air and said "And of course all the other steps will be automated away too".
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jjeaff on Sunday February 16, 2020 @03:29PM (#22343569)
"hand waving" is one of the most important skills for a high tech startup CEO.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by dragandj on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:30PM (#22337764)
I would think that the biggest problem in this type of old commoditized industry (food) the biggest problem is how to sell. The cost of making lots of pizzas, with robots or humans, should be less in total than the cost of marketing, delivery, etc. Maybe that's the answer to this question. These robots are there to make these pizzas appealing to investors (hi-tech something something), and then prospective customers (a hi-tech pizza that doesn't taste like shit)...
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jjeaff on Sunday February 16, 2020 @03:33PM (#22343589)
Pizza in particular is fiercly competitive. There are tiny Domino's Pizza places in every city and all over the place. Their overhead is low and you can carry out a large pizza for $8. And it is not a bad pizza. It's not an artisinal pizza but it's not bad.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by agumonkey on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:48PM (#22338221)
wait until you see their boston dynamics licensed cheese slicer.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by agumonkey on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:47PM (#22338219)
The most painful part is the founder lingo all this technical superlative 6-axis factory line robot [0] and laser triggered faucets just to make your sad blind ambition sound valueable. Also patenting ovens in a van. Icing on the cake. Or should I say robotic top filling on the automated dough.

To honest though, they look like fresh pizzas. And if by some chance, the system yields stable long term value (happy employees and eaters) then.. why not.

That said anybody gets depressed by the dehumanizing aspect of this era ? drone delivering robotically made pizzas.. it looked funny in the jetsons but in reality I'd like to keep the good'ol restaurants with noisy people in it.

[0] "that we have yet to master" because it's so useless and we're so unqualified to understand it

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by tyingq on Saturday February 15, 2020 @05:01PM (#22338313)
Yes, that's nuts. That super expensive 6 axis robot is for what? If they just moved the oven, the pizza could transition to a wire conveyor right into the oven.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by agumonkey on Saturday February 15, 2020 @05:06PM (#22338340)
yeah but how do you patent good sense ?
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jjeaff on Sunday February 16, 2020 @03:34PM (#22343593)
Same way you patent someone else's robot arm that picks something up and outs it down, I guess.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by Animats on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:45PM (#22337852)
Not only that. There's already a pizza on demand system.[1] "Let's Pizza" has been around since 2011. From Italy. Modestly successful. Softbank didn't do enough due diligence to find that?

[1] https://youtu.be/B4_C1BmT-R8

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by hef19898 on Saturday February 15, 2020 @05:24PM (#22338445)
Doesn't seem that SoftBank is doing a lot of due diligence to me.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by hef19898 on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:23PM (#22337717)
Ah, that's disruptive I guess? You know, because old pizza is the non-digital incumbent and such? No idea, the more I think about it the more I prefer to not sell my business as a start-up. Because of stuff like that. And that dog walking company SoftBank invested in.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by ansible on Saturday February 15, 2020 @06:19PM (#22338734)
That oven loader robot looks like an ABB IRB 2600. I don't know the exact cost, but it has to be around $50K new, minimum.

Has anyone explained to Zume that the restaurant business is low-margin?

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by benibela on Saturday February 15, 2020 @06:58PM (#22338892)
Perhaps that is the general difference between industrialization and AI based robots

Industrialization has pretty much solved mass production.

AI can automate intelligent decision making, but with industrialized production system the design has removed all need for intelligence.

An intelligent system will always be more expensive than a non intelligent system.

Robots could only become useful, once there are decisions to make. Like when you want to order truly customized pizzas, e.g., arrange the cheese such that it spells your name. Or give it a keyword, and then the robot should arrange all ingredients, such that the pizza looks like a painting about that keyword

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by dragandj on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:28PM (#22337756)
Interesting trivia: Zume owns the patent for "cooking on the way". These days you can really patent everything (in USA only, I hope)... What about mobile hot dog stand? Isn't that prior art?
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by Bluestrike2 on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:15PM (#22338034)
Pizza Hut had a 1984 patent for a mobile delivery/kitchen truck that would cook the pizza en route to the customer.[1] Zume's patent even cites it[1]. Just skimming over both filings, I'm kind of surprised it was issued in the first place.

0. https://patents.google.com/patent/US4632836A/en

1. https://patents.justia.com/patent/10140587

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by ProZsolt on Saturday February 15, 2020 @07:39PM (#22339062)
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by rhizome on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:00PM (#22337934)
I'm sure there's enough desperate money like Son's in the VC/PE world that a patent for anything and a decent story can get you a meeting and a term sheet.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by catblast on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:46PM (#22337863)
When she’s describing the robot, reminds me of this

https://youtu.be/X7HmltUWXgs?t=32s

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by moltar on Saturday February 15, 2020 @09:53PM (#22339538)
Love the production line. I was especially impressed by the cheese application step.

I was like “oh these pizzas aren’t in a straight line, I wonder if a human needs to line them up now, or if there’s a visual sensor that detects edges”.

Then the simplicity of the solution blew my mind!

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by ttul on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:45PM (#22337849)
This highlights an all-to-common error by venture capitalists (and, I suppose, founders): the assumption that someone hasn’t done this before.

Sure, Rademaker doesn’t put their enormous frozen pizza technology in a van. But making pizza with robots? Dude, that’s been done before.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jjeaff on Sunday February 16, 2020 @03:41PM (#22343628)
I don't think VCs care about that. In fact, they probably prefer that it has been done before. It's not like Amazon was the first company to sell things online. Nor was under the first to have an app to hail a ride.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by catalogia on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:04PM (#22337951)
> Sure, Rademaker doesn’t put their enormous frozen pizza technology in a van.

I bet if you gave them enough money to bother trying, they could squeeze a pizza machine into a van. Making a pizza in a van seems possible, but pointless.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by ttul on Saturday February 15, 2020 @05:46PM (#22338559)
I bet they’d do it for $375M!
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by solidsnack9000 on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:29PM (#22338117)
Posts like this make me really appreciate this form.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by allovernow on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:17PM (#22337677)
How the hell can people controlling so much money be so ridiculously gullible? WTF did I just watch? A 6 axis factory robot who's sole purpose is to move a pizza 2 feet from a conveyor belt into an oven? Not only that but they're still relying on humans to actually place toppings? And they got $375MM for this bullshit?

Serious question: would this investment have been awarded if the cofounder weren't a minority female?

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by mdonahoe on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:39PM (#22337817)
That 6-axis robot was hilarious.

"Bruno is a very powerful robot. He's a 6-axis robot. You've seen this kind of robot mostly in manufacturing settings. We're using this robot to make pizza."

Bruno then moves the pizza 5ft.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by rhizome on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:56PM (#22337910)
Especially since an oven is probably the simplest tech in the entire assembly line, and a relatively short distance (if not the shortest), so it seems kinda dumb to change the line's direction there, both in expense and complexity.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by Xorlev on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:35PM (#22337789)
> A 6 axis factory robot who's sole purpose is to move a pizza 2 feet from a conveyor belt into an oven?

I have to believe they bought it with the idea of doing much much more but hadn't figured out how.

Overall, it seems they knew they wanted to "automate pizza" but really had no idea how. Another comment shows a real pizza assembly line that looks both simple and efficient.

Lets talk a minute about their "mobile ovens". WTH do they need 56 ovens for? It seems like assembly still has to happen at a "hub", but how many pizzas do you really need to bake on the way? Maybe a max of 10 for huge orders?

> Serious question: would this investment have been awarded if the cofounder weren't a minority female?

Lets not go there.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by Bluestrike2 on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:02PM (#22337942)
> I have to believe they bought it with the idea of doing much much more but hadn't figured out how.

The video gave me the impression of a kitchen designed by a chef or line cook, with a manufacturing robot tossed in there. If the goal was automated centralized production, any competent manufacturing engineer would have designed a radically simpler setup. Of course, finding machinery that didn't have a production capacity too far beyond Zume's needs would probably have been a challenge. Hundreds of pizzas an hour--let alone thousands--is well beyond anything Zume could have handled, because their biggest bottleneck would have always been delivery.

> Lets talk a minute about their "mobile ovens". WTH do they need 56 ovens for? It seems like assembly still has to happen at a "hub", but how many pizzas do you really need to bake on the way? Maybe a max of 10 for huge orders?

The entire concept is a bit wacky. You don't need to bake the pizza entirely on the way; just scale up how New York pizzerias handle pizza by the slice.[0] A plain pizza gets half-baked and when a customer orders a slice, toppings are added and it's put in the oven for a couple minutes until fully cooked. Prepping whole pizzas at a central kitchen and then putting them in a delivery van that finishes cooking the pizzas is something I could maybe see being viable with minimal investment. A very hesitant maybe.

But there are no robots and no wizards (er, machine learning some of Zume's early coverage discussed) for that kind of business. And that probably means no big investments as there are some articles where I can't help but substitute "magic" or "wizards" for certain words and think "yeah, that's probably closer to what some investors or journalists heard."

0. https://www.seriouseats.com/2018/10/new-york-pizza-slice-his...

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by oldgradstudent on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:39PM (#22337816)
> Overall, it seems they knew they wanted to "automate pizza" but really had no idea how.

And didn't bother to do a simple Youtube search, watch one of the "how it's done" programs on TV, or talk to someone in the industry.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by hef19898 on Saturday February 15, 2020 @05:29PM (#22338481)
I saw an analysis of Shipley a couple of days ago. Apparently Shipley refused to hire people from the shipping industry. Because these people would refuse "innovation". Compare that to Amazon Logistics who hired a ton of people from other shipping companies. Maybe, just maybe, industry and domain knowledge are helpful. Even for disruptive start-ups.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jjeaff on Sunday February 16, 2020 @03:38PM (#22343610)
Plus, many of those grizzled veterans would love to run with a green field project. They've been putting up with obvious inneffiencies for years because most of the time, it's not the experts that resist change, it's the inertia of a mega Corp that is doing so much business right now, that change is extremely difficult and disruptive.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by hef19898 on Monday February 17, 2020 @09:49AM (#22348003)
Yeah, so true. Consider me one of them. Occassions like this, Shiply, often strike me as young, aspiring scientist using other peoples money to figure out the a wheel should be round.

Being a little bit more active in my local start-up scene now also means following stat-ups in general. And a lot of these companies, including one I used to work for for a short period, seem to ignore lessons other learned, the hard way. If these lessons are concerning your USP, ignore them, because it is where you inovate. regardless, you should have understood these lessons before ignoring them.

Ignoring these lessons in any other part of your company is just stupid. Like not managing your cash flow.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by delusional on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:32PM (#22337775)
Even worse. It just moved it from one conveyor to another. It could literally be replaced with a corner conveyor.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by catblast on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:10PM (#22338001)
> Serious question: would this investment have been awarded if the cofounder weren't a minority female?

Yes of course. If you read the history, it was the male cofounder that was the “charisma” behind the business.

If anything the minority female is there as the token PR stunt.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by will_pseudonym on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:13PM (#22337652)
Well, one difference is that the machines in the frozen pizza factories would be in operation, to meet actual demand.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by unholythree on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:27PM (#22337744)
This thread made me think of Dr. Evil and his insistence on putting lasers on sharks. Some startups seem to think just throwing some more technology into an already refined process will somehow be “disruptive”. Solutions searching for problems is terrible way to streamline or even add value to an industry.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by geofft on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:34PM (#22338151)
> But isn't that simply the nature of venture capital? Invest in a lot of different things, most of which will fail, and make up for the losses with the Ubers of the world.

One, if that's really the model, then founders had better stay as far away from venture capital as possible. Whether your motivation is "change the world"/"deliver on the vision you have" or "make money," that's not your investor's model. Your investor's model is to convince you and a hundred people like you that each of you is special and going to change the world, while expecting only one of you to succeed. Your investor's model is to push you to be Uber-scale even if you're overextending yourself and to convince you that you can do it even if you probably can't, because it's better to let you fail and cut you loose than to let you have a modest and small success that doesn't make a dent in the portfolio. If you and everyone else is aiming for safe successes instead of high-risk-high-reward gambles, then the let-a-thousand-startups-bloom approach stops being profitable for the investor, so investors can't let that happen.

Two, I think the rest of the world - and perhaps even the industry itself - doesn't quite intuitively understand that. If that's really the model, "We have $375M from SoftBank" isn't an indicator of anything, neither to other investors nor to potential employees.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by ganstyles on Saturday February 15, 2020 @06:49PM (#22338856)
One: It's really the model. There are almost 200 years of data on VC in the US. That's the model, I promise.

Two: It's not as simple as just throwing money at a bunch of random things and hoping one sticks. They work hard to invest in companies they think will make large returns, knowing that despite their best efforts a large portion likely won't. This is intuitively understood. But this more nuanced understanding leads to the conclusion that "[w]e have $375M from SoftBank" is meaningful because they're a successful entity in that space, with subject matter experts, and if they invest in you it indicates you're doing something right.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by paulddraper on Saturday February 15, 2020 @07:15PM (#22338969)
> then founders had better stay as far away from venture capital as possible

There's always tradeoffs. You seem to think that no VC money is safer, but that not necessarily true.

Without capital, you spend 10 years finding out that your bootstrapped robot pizza company is in fact utter garbage. With capital, that would have taken 2 years.

> that's not your investor's model

And it's not my customer's model either. Or my employee's model.

Just because we don't all have the same exact goals doesn't mean we can't create a mutually beneficial arrangement for all parties.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by woah on Saturday February 15, 2020 @07:41PM (#22339070)
I’m confused as to why we always see posts on here “exposing” the high risk, high reward nature of VC funding as if it’s some kind of dark secret.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by geofft on Saturday February 15, 2020 @07:47PM (#22339094)
> Without capital, you spend 10 years finding out that your bootstrapped robot pizza company is in fact utter garbage. With capital, that would have taken 2 years.

I mean, that's one possibility. The other is that without capital, everyone looks at your robot pizza company and says "There's no way that's going to work" and you find out in 0 years and you go work on something else, like a normal pizza company (or a normal office-leasing company, or a normal blood-testing company, or a normal juice press, or whatever). My worry is that if a founder goes to a venture capitalist with an idea that's probably bonkers but might work, the VC's interest is in making the idea even more bonkers and saying "No way, man, you're gonna change the world" and not "Hey, here's how to make your idea a little more grounded so you actually deliver something successfully."

I guess it depends on what you want as a founder. If you want the best shot ever at making your world-changing robot pizza company work, sure, go for the VC - if you bootstrapped it, you'd spend 10 years worrying it wasn't taking off because you didn't have the resources. If you want to succeed at something, and you're okay with succeeding even if there aren't pizza robots on every corner, find a route where you're not working for mega-growth-or-bust. (Which could include modest amounts of venture capital! Or could include loans or whatever.) And honestly, if you really care about pizza robots and it doesn't matter to you how many pizza robots there are as long as you can work on pizza robots for ten years... bootstrap.

> Just because we don't all have the same exact goals doesn't mean we can't create a mutually beneficial arrangement for all parties.

My concern here is that it's in the VC's interest for you to be more ambitious and fail instead of staying cautious and succeeding. Nobody else has that in their goals. No (actual, paying) customer would say "Your product is great, but if you can't add these features, we'd prefer it if your product didn't exist." No (current) employee would say "I love this company, but if we can't hire ten times as many people, I want to be laid off." Everyone else has an interest in you staying afloat and alive, even if they have different opinions on what you do.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by paulddraper on Sunday February 16, 2020 @01:24PM (#22342958)
> the VC's interest for you to be more ambitious and fail instead of staying cautious and succeeding

The VC's interest is for a very high-worth company.

The customers interest is you providing them an good product/service at low cost.

The employees interest is you providing a paycheck.

All of these are willing to compromise your profitability or risk goals.

Fortunately, even diverging goals can be managed to be cooperative. And this happens over and over again in business.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by mbesto on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:13PM (#22337659)
The economics on the Vision Fund are basically unprecedented. No one has ever managed a $100B "Venture" fund before so the fund economics are basically unknown at this point. That being said, it's much easier to return 100x on a seed fund than it is a late-stage fund. This is basically been proven over and over in the PE world.

> I'm not sure if SoftBank is suddenly performing worse than they have been in the past or if people simply just care more about the losses since they had such a major one recently.

The only reason people like talking about anything SoftBank is because (1) its so abnormal in the investing world...it's essentially an unproven model, (2) SoftBank's fund is basically "Masayoshi-son made the most significant investing venture bet ever in history with Alibaba and we want to try to do this 100x more" (3) the investing principles are so abnormal (Masayhoshi-son basically has to bless the founder/idea) that it makes for great headlines.

Masayoshi-son has proven he can throw he dice pretty well, however the jury is still out on whether this model will actually produce outsize returns.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by rrdharan on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:46PM (#22338215)
Has he proven that? One successful toss (Alibaba), i.e. a sample size of 1, doesn’t really prove anything does it?
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by mbesto on Monday February 17, 2020 @09:16AM (#22347812)
He founded and runs SoftBank which does $81B in revenue. Yahoo/Alibaba are his most famous investments. Here are many of the other ones:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoftBank_Group

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by yaacov on Saturday February 15, 2020 @02:45PM (#22337473)
That deal valued Zume at $2.25b, which is about 1/5 of the market cap of market leader Dominos.

So SoftBank was betting on a >20% chance that Zume would succeed to that degree.

This is quite different from traditional VC, which expects much lower probabilities of success in each investment.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by OnlineGladiator on Saturday February 15, 2020 @02:28PM (#22337343)
> Invest in a lot of different things, most of which will fail, and make up for the losses with the Ubers of the world.

Ironically, SoftBank is one of few investors to lose money by investing in Uber.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by jakemal on Saturday February 15, 2020 @02:36PM (#22337407)
I wasn't aware of that. So it's a bad example but the idea behind VC investing still stands.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by OnlineGladiator on Saturday February 15, 2020 @02:43PM (#22337461)
I understand your point. My point (which I didn't really explain, so that's my fault) is that SoftBank is an especially terrible VC firm - at least when it comes to making money.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by rhizome on Saturday February 15, 2020 @04:09PM (#22337993)
Eh, in general, but equating the reasonableness of a fund by the percentage of their total is not sound. $100B can still be dumb money, and inventing valuations as a product of this is actually harmful to actually-viable companies. It sucks the air out with bad money (if you can believe in such a thing).

"VC" is not a synonym for "smart money," and "the idea behind VC" being "everybody is betting tho" doesn't explain their outsized presence and outsized effects.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by skinnymuch on Sunday February 16, 2020 @01:42PM (#22343060)
How? Uber’s market cap is higher than the investment by SoftBank. Plus they had possible deals during IPO.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by sillysaurusx on Saturday February 15, 2020 @02:53PM (#22337529)
How did SoftBank manage to lose money by investing in Uber?
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by oldgradstudent on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:09PM (#22337636)
Join late at a very high valuation.

> “There were many naysayers when SoftBank invested last year at a valuation around $49 billion,” said Chris Lane, an analyst at Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. “The successful IPO of Uber at a valuation anywhere near $100 billion will be a strong validation for SoftBank and its Vision Fund. This is also very good news for SoftBank’s other ride-hailing investments.”

Oops.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-12/softbank-...

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by dntbnmpls on Saturday February 15, 2020 @07:40PM (#22339064)
> “There were many naysayers when SoftBank invested last year at a valuation around $49 billion,”

> Oops.

But the current UBER market cap is $68 billion. So if softbank invested at $49 billion and now UBER is worth $68 billion, how exactly is that an oops?

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by skinnymuch on Sunday February 16, 2020 @01:42PM (#22343063)
The market cap of Uber is higher than the investment valuation.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by heymijo on Sunday February 16, 2020 @06:45PM (#22344463)
> But isn't that simply the nature of venture capital?

Venture capital isn't a monolith.

Investing in pre-seed, seed, or series A rounds are significantly different than coming in as an investor in a later round.

For Softbank to whiff so badly on such late stage investments is drastically different than an early stage investor failing with a similar portfolio. The risk and uncertainty profiles are starkly different for the early stage and late stage investor.

Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by creddit on Saturday February 15, 2020 @02:32PM (#22337377)
Their loss in Uber is quite small now, relatively. Uber's stock is back in the $40s approaching the IPO price.
Re:SoftBank’s $375M bet on pizza went bad fast by trhway on Saturday February 15, 2020 @03:19PM (#22337694)
what loss? Looks like Softbank is already making small (by the tech standards) profit (if they had the stomach to make through the trough of course) - $7.6B invested for 220 million shares at the current stock price is more than $8.6B :

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/03/softbank-more-than-600-milli...

". The Japanese conglomerate spent about $6.6 billion to buy just over 200 million shares from existing investors, including former CEO Travis Kalanick, at around $32.87 a piece. It provided another $1.05 billion in fresh capital to Uber, buying 21.45 million shares at about $48.77 each."