Apple's real naming sin is that they don't enumerate all of their hardware as they do with the iPhone.
But as long as we are talking about silly naming, this is always my favorite criticism: http://www.secretgeek.net/ex_ms
It is absolutely true. And it is both.
On the machine I'm using right now, opening About This Mac shows "iMac (21.5-inch, Late 2013)."
The identifier you're talking about can only then be reached by clicking System Report... and looking under Model Identifier, where it is listed as "iMac14,1."
1.1 Buzz 1996-06-17 Buzz Lightyear
1.2 Rex 1996-12-12 Rex (the T-Rex)
1.3 Bo 1997-06-05 Bo Peep
2.0 Hamm 1998-07-24 Hamm (the pig)
2.1 Slink 1999-03-09 Slinky Dog
2.2 Potato 2000-08-15 Mr Potato Head
3.0 Woody 2002-07-19 Woody the cowboy
3.1 Sarge 2005-06-06 Sarge from the Bucket O’ Soldiers
4.0 Etch 2007-04-08 Etch, the Etch-A-Sketch
5.0 Lenny 2009-02-14 Lenny, the binoculars
6.0 Squeeze 2011-02-06 Squeeze toy aliens
7 Wheezy 2013-05-04 Wheezy the penguin
8 Jessie 2015-04-26 Jessie the cowgirl
9 Stretch 2017-06-17 Rubber octopus from Toy Story 3
10 Buster not yet released Andy’s pet dog
11 Bullseye Not yet released Woody’s horse
Sid "unstable" The next door neighbour
Still In Development
Given the overall naming convention I'd actually hazzard a guess that Sid the ToyStory character was the initial reason for the name and Still In Development is a backronym.
WiFi
WiFi 2
WiFi 3
New WiFi
WiFi
WiFi
WiFi
Wifi
Wifi 3G
Wifi 3GS
Wifi 4
Wifi 4S
Wifi 5
Wifi 5C
Wifi 5S
Wifi 5SE
Smells like Apple is a member of the Wifi Alliance.2 Wi 2 Fi
The Wi-Fi: Tokyo Drift
WiFi
WiFive
Wifi 6
Fi 7
The Fate of the Fi
WiFi Presents: Facebook & Google
Wi-Fi 2
Wi-Fi 3
Wi-Fi 4: Modern Internet
Wi-Fi: World Connected
Wi-Fi: Modern Internet 2
Wi-Fi: Dev Ops
Wi-Fi: Modern Internet 3
Wi-Fi: Dev Ops II
Wi-Fi: Packet-loss
Wi-Fi: Advanced Internet
Wi-Fi: Dev Ops III
Wi-Fi: Infinite Internet
Wi-Fi: WAN
Wi-Fi: Dev Ops 4
Wi-Fi: Modern Internet
WiFi 6: Second Edition
WiFi Classic Edition
2 Wi 2 Fi: 2 (who knows, maybe they even make this a full trilogy)
WiFi
WiFi 360
WiFi One
WiFi One X
WiFi Series X
WiFi X Is The Most Futuristic Letter Known To Man
WiFi XXX
WiFi Look at all those X’s
Or maybe:
WiFi
WiFi XP
WiFi XP Ultimate
WiFi Extreme X
Wifi 48
I own some Apple hardware but I couldn't tell you the order of OSX/MacOS releases off the top of my head. It's something only brand enthusiasts memorize, while every school child learns the ordering of integers.
Actually, they skip just a couple of letters, the ones which can easily be confused with other letters. See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/802.11#Standards_and_amendme... for a full list. And yes, the letters are alocated in order.
(Hence why it was maybe smart of the Wi-Fi Alliance to disambiguate IEEE procedure from marketing names for consumers, but also why they don't seem to be having much more luck with it than say the marketing names of cellular networks, because standards don't evolve "linearly".)
WiFi Terminator Model 101
And all hell breaks loose because of the circular dependencies. Yes, they could skip it and just go with Wifi John Connor
But that won’t satisfy anyone.——
Great post, btw !
Wifi 6 Pro
Wifi 6 Pro Max