There's a pun about "queso factor" buried at the bottom of the comments too.

This is a nice little article, there's something very Bob Pease about it. And it's good to remember that there can be quite a lot of margin in controlled impedance situations. I've done things like USB2-over-flat flexible cable for test fixtures before.

>I've done things like USB2-over-flat flexible cable for test fixtures before.

If it's never gonna see a radiated emissions test chamber, then why the heck not?

> This is a nice little article, there's something very Bob Pease about it.

"What's All This Queso Stuff, Anyhow?" RIPease <3

Omg this is such great read! I’m nominating for best of HN! It’s got silliness, existential reveal, thorough methodical detailed explanations accessible to laypeople, excellent prose and is just a joy.

Wow. This is so far up my alley that my masters thesis was on implementing testing from 802.3bj and I have made passive microstrip filters in a class.

It’s cool that he simulated the eye diagrams, and getting your hands on a real transmitter is not easy, but I think it ends up being a little too optimistic. I don’t think this is meant to demonstrate a real world channel or else he could have just pulled IL and RL limits from various specs. Really cool stuff though.

This of course begs the question: which cheeses act as the most efficient substrates, and why?

I wonder if there's any organic materials that would work even better.

Empirically, it boils down permittivity and conductance of the material. I am not familiar with the physical factors that influence that. For real applications there are other important factors too though. If your substrate gets moldy in a week then it would be hard to package and sell it to a customer.

> If your substrate gets moldy in a week then it would be hard to package and sell it to a customer.

So you're saying I should be selling a substrate service subscription? I like it! MRR here I come!

> If your substrate gets moldy in a week then it would be hard to package and sell it to a customer.

Clearly you've not worked for Cisco...

Sysco?

(Only for the humor I have no idea what Sysco's reputation in food service is)

Would those properties also relate to how well / fast the food can be cooked in a microwave oven?

Certainly. Those parameters and the geometry they're in can be distilled into impedance (see: S-parameters). The larger the difference in impedance, the less power gets through (see: return loss). For microwave ovens you only really care about material properties at 2.4 GHz, since that is where the power is. I'm under the impression this was chosen because water has a resonance at this frequency, and absorbs a lot of power.

I'd suggest a cheese with as little holes as possible, maybe Gouda, Cheddar or Parmigiano.

> I wonder if there's any organic materials that would work even better.

PCBs are using mostly organic resin. Mechanical constraints limit many otherwise excellent dielectrics.

Also the cheese seems to have quite high loss tangent here. A quick test to this theory at 2.4 GHz involves a microwave oven, thermometer, pieces of RF laminate and dry cheese.

Indeed that "sandwich cheese" looks not dissimilar to PCB anyway.

Loosely related: ADSL over wet string

https://www.revk.uk/2017/12/its-official-adsl-works-over-wet...

There's actually a lot of good nuggets of RF wisdom in this whack article. Love it.

See also: custard antenna

https://michaelcullen.name/2019/04/custard-antenna/