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Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by stephen82 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:05AM (#19729322)
This reminded me of an old friend from school. He finished high school and decided to work any type of job would land in front of him.

Meanwhile, his closest friends would finish school, go to colleges and universities and they would come back really proud for having a bachelor or masters degree.

One day they met at a crepe shop. He was making his orders along with the other folks that were behind their crepe pans.

"So...you work here mate?"

"Yep."

"Ah...shame. We make very good money, thanks to our degrees. Isn't a sad thing that you are forced to work in this shitty job?"

"First of all, I enjoy doing this job; and second of all, how much are you earning annually, if I may?"

"Around 35K euros".

He burst to hysterical laughter.

"I happen to make the least 1000 euros daily and this 'shitty job' happens to be mine; yep, I own the place. At my highest peak I earned 1 million euros and these guys you see working next to me are my employees which are getting paid more or less the same amount as you."

I happened to be there when this incident took place; it was the best day of my life! ^_^

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by notafraudster on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @02:04PM (#19731175)
Napkin math:

One million Euro a year gross would imply more or less 3000 Euro a day. Open for 12 hours a day, that's 250 Euro an hour. At 15 Euro a crepe, that's a customer every 4 minutes the whole day. That would be a truly phenomenal success.

And that's gross. If you assume 50% margin on cost (insanely high) and that cost includes the apparently very high employee salaries. Then they need a customer every two minutes for the day. Let's say taxes take half of their net before taxes. they now need a customer every minute for 12 hours every day of the year to hit a million Euro net. All under a series of assumptions that are extremely generous to the firm.

It's hard to imagine that this story, if true, didn't involve an embellishment of scale.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by lazyjones on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @04:07PM (#19732328)
Here are some actual numbers from Austria for some comparable venues:

- sausage kiosk average(!) turnover 180.000 € (sausages cost 2-3€, better kiosks make several times that easily)

- small Subway €900k approx.

- average McDonald's €3.2 mil

I'd imagine a decent crepes place the size of a McDonald's in a good location could easily make €2 mil/year turnover and half that much profit in a good year.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by taurath on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @07:20PM (#19733996)
A 50% margin on food service is unheard of. That McDonalds is making 5-9% a year most likely, which is in line with food trucks generally.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by jholman on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @02:46AM (#19736130)
Agreeing with you:

When I worked in food service long ago, the managers claimed the goal (of a Subway chain) was 30% gross margin. But that's gross margin, and doesn't account for overhead, and thus is not profit margin.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by stephen82 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @06:08PM (#19733449)
This shop does not sell only crepes, it sells also other related things, like donuts and waffles, organic juices, and the like.

It works 24/7 with shifts and has delivery that covers the whole city.

To reach that amount, this guy worked his butt off for 3 years non-stop.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by evasote on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @09:27PM (#19734772)
Sounds possible. He can also find other ways to make money - bake other stuff overnight and sell it to other cafe's wholesale, etc etc. I've known people who've done exactly this kind of thing. It's doable.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by Stevvo on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @02:11PM (#19731241)
Crepes do not cost 15 euros... at the max 5 euros. But you misread the post; he didn't claim the guy made a million euros in a year, he just claimed 1 million, so it could have been spread over 10 years.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by incog-neato on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @02:21PM (#19731343)
"At my highest peak" is meaningless to apply to a running total. It must be some period of time. A year would be implied, given the context of the conversation.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by andyidsinga on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @04:07PM (#19732327)
Hmm - here's how I did the back of napkin math:

1,000,000 gross in a peak year.

say business is open 290 days of the year.

avg per day = 3448 euro

if average customer order spend is ~15 euro, that's ~230 orders per day that must be made to sustain the 1mm euro gross.

So - if the biz is open 6 hours (optimized around eating times) - that would be ~38 orders/hour.

Key Questions: for the average case : is 38 orders/hour OR 230 orders/day reasonable or not?

for the non-average case: can they make 2x the orders really busy days - i.e. what is the absolute peak orders than can make in a day?

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by jakebellacera on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @06:13PM (#19733496)
While I am skeptical as well, there are a few other scenarios that aren't being considered in your napkin math:

- Selling items other than crepes: coffee, tea, alcohol, soft drinks, snacks, etc all have great margins.

- If the place is a cafe, customers may stay and work/read and run a tab, increasing the average revenue per customer.

- Multiple customers may arrive as a group and run up a higher tab.

- Multiple locations: compounding revenue, higher reach, etc

There are probably many more things I'm not even considering.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by Zanni on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @02:07AM (#19735960)
Multiple locations was my first assumption. In fact, multiple locations, some of which had closed since the peak.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by ajhurliman on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @03:14PM (#19731860)
The numbers might line up a little more if there was a single brick and mortar and several carts throughout the city and assume the 1 million was gross not profit.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by grecy on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @03:00PM (#19731714)
Do you honestly believe crepes are the only thing sold at a crepe shop?
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by notafraudster on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @03:12PM (#19731845)
I believe it would be reasonable to assume that the combination of crepes and whatever else is sold would work out to be, generously, 15 Euro a customer. By all means feel free to disaggregate customer orders into crepes, tiramisu, and fancy coffee if you think it makes the math better.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by Gpetrium on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:57PM (#19730480)
This is certainly a feel good story, but there is a certain balance to be had regarding the 'moral of the story'. For example:

* The owner of the crepe shop may be 1 in 100,000 with the business acumen, drive & luck to reach the success he had.

* In the long-run, it continues to be beneficial to have a degree [1] since it is nigh impossible to determine whether the business will remain successful for decades.

* The 'degree' kid didn't have to be disrespectful to raise a point and in most cases, people are better off asking more questions before creating a picture of the situation.

* It is difficult to determine whether the 'owner' was actually the owner and whether the salary of the employees were what he said it was. When folks are driven into a corner, they either respond by fight-or-flight.

[1] https://www.bls.gov/careeroutlook/2018/data-on-display/educa...

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by cm2012 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @01:10PM (#19730635)
Degree success is not proven to be causative as opposed to a correlation. You get even stronger correlation to income from the colleges you apply to rather than graduate.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by stjohnswarts on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @02:22PM (#19731357)
I strongly suggest that this is due to being colleges that you can afford if you get in which directly correlates to your parents' incomes, connections, and support which greatly increases your odds to becoming a richer adult.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by cm2012 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @02:49PM (#19731592)
Yes, parental income has a greater correlation than anything else.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by barry-cotter on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @08:11AM (#19737566)
Parental socioeconomic status has a greater correlation than income, and IQ has a greater correlation than that. If your parents are Syrian refugee doctors in Germany you’re going to do better than the average German even if your family arrived with no money and not speaking German. If you’re an American with two parents with JDs working as public defenders you’re not going to grow up rich bit the chances of ever being poor are quite slim.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by duxup on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:19AM (#19729466)
Good business sense is something that some folks just have it seems.

People of a particular experience level see careers, money, life as a set of prescribed paths for everyone where in life things are far more random and unpredictable.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by stephen82 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:24AM (#19729519)
Wise and truthful words my friend.

You spoke the truth.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by ip26 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:50AM (#19729765)
Perhaps we are missing a more complete picture of this individual. The sort of person who graduates school and resolves to take whatever job lands on his doorstep often has zero ambition, drive, or work ethic. However as we know he is successful with his crepe shop, he must in fact have some of those traits.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by HeyLaughingBoy on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:36PM (#19730245)
I think you have that the wrong way around. The person who graduates school and has zero ambition, drive, or work ethic is usually the one who won't take whatever job lands on his doorstep.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by dvtrn on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @01:09PM (#19730627)
This exchange just makes me think of a letter Hunter S. Thompson once wrote to Hume Logan:

https://fs.blog/2014/05/hunter-s-thompson-to-hume-logan/

Seems like a bit of reading that fits, right now.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by chasontherobot on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @09:06PM (#19734646)
Speaking as someone who had very little ambition, drive, or work ethic, going to university seemed like a perfect opportunity to put off doing something with my life
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by atourgates on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:19AM (#19729467)
Did everybody clap?
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by woah on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:25AM (#19729524)
And who was that cheeky crepe shop owner? None other than Elon Musk!
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by stephen82 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:22AM (#19729506)
"Guys, anything you have ordered or planned to order, is on me."

More than clapping :D The "friends" left completely humiliated.

It's a day that I will cherish for the rest of my life! :D

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by wingerlang on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:26AM (#19729533)
I believe that 'did everyone clap?' means that he does not fully believe your story.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by true_religion on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:04PM (#19729918)
The particulars are believable. Even the idea that it'd happen directly to the guys face is believable.

I've seen it happen. One of my friends felt sorry for another because he was merely a "mechanic" and we had gone through university, but as it turns out he was a Porsche mechanic pulling 68k which was a lot more than what a recent grad international studies intern makes.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by lotsofpulp on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:28PM (#19730150)
I guess I'm very fortunate that I'm not aware of anyone I've met being able to say something like this to someone:

"Ah...shame. We make very good money, thanks to our degrees. Isn't a sad thing that you are forced to work in this shitty job?"

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by scarejunba on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @06:53PM (#19733811)
Yeah, I literally cannot imagine anyone even saying that. As in "there does not exist a human being I've spoken to in my entire life who would use that sentence". Not exaggerating.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by vxNsr on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:57PM (#19735439)
I hear, and think if you enjoy being a mechanic, the more power to you, but I feel like going to college opens up more doors for more money overall, especially 10 years down the road. only 1 of the 15 guys working in the shop can own it, so even if your friend ends up being the scrapy one who figures it out and buys it, there are still 14 other guys who aren't as lucky.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by lildoggo on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @05:06PM (#19732865)
I initially read this as sarcasm, then I saw the username. /r/thatHappened is twitching right now
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by refurb on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:02PM (#19729889)
Your story sounds made up.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by learc83 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:20PM (#19730070)
To me it just sounds like the OP is paraphrasing and getting the point of the story across without being word for word accurate.

The story is not that outrageous--Out of the thousands of people on hacker news, it seems likely enough to me that something close to that actually happened to one of them.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by benjohnson on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:31PM (#19730175)
I'm sort of that story - however my high-school class mates are generally nice people and are more curious than condescending. I'm glad I chose to start my own small business as they share their woes of collage debt, office-politics, and dead end jobs that seemingly suck the joy out of life.

I would say that for some, a family centered life and a humble trade could be better than chasing after what I perceive* to be vanity.

* I'm probably mistaken in motivation, but life does present us with choices that are seemingly easy yet are full of hidden costs.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by stephen82 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @06:18PM (#19733546)
I wish so I could add extra spices to it lol.

What I know for sure is that my old friend has accomplished more things than our entire classroom as a whole.

I don't care whether people believe the story or not, or whether he actually paid his staff the money he said he had.

All I did was to share with you people his story as I have witnessed it myself.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by prawn on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @09:28PM (#19734775)
I don't think it does. Just sounds like a retelling where some readers focus on specifics rather than the essence.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by reificator on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:17PM (#19730044)
And everyone clapped. And that man's name? Albert Einstein...
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by ngngngng on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @01:27PM (#19730828)
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by sergiotapia on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @07:54PM (#19734230)
You have to go back.
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by c0vfefe on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @01:41PM (#19730978)
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by floatingatoll on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:15AM (#19729435)
(FYI, using code indents for non-code here mostly prevents reading your story on mobile.)
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by stephen82 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:21AM (#19729492)
Thank you for letting me know. I fixed it. +1
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by floatingatoll on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:08PM (#19729948)
Thank you and OMG that story
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by quickthrower2 on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @03:44AM (#19736364)
That old ambiguous word “make”, could be revenue, could be profit. Most likely revenue on a good day.

But your point stands money is made by businesses. For every smart person getting 500k a year salary there’s a business behind that salary with investors making even more.

Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by c0vfefe on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @01:43PM (#19730997)
He may have grossed that amount, but is that really take-home pay? Otherwise, we're comparing applies & oranges (& crepes).
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by HAL9000Ti on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:17PM (#19730048)
What a silly story
Re:I Sell Onions on the Internet by johnnydoe9 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @12:56PM (#19730468)
You're friends with Einstein?