(Well thanks for the downvotes. I do this as my job, so I guess I'm doing the impossible or something)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dandelion_seed_-_May...
a) Hire someone or a company skilled enough to whip up some classifier that can count these from some accuracy, level, which entails paying a developer, and probably 5-10 graduate students to sit around and count dandelion bristles on a good number of dandelion seeds to create a training set.
or
b) Just have 5-10 graduate students sit around and count dandelion bristles on a good number of dandelion seeds
Given that a is a super set of b, and the extra portions of a are likely much more expensive than all of b, I think the answer is fairly clear...
I'd imagine this kind of task would lend itself to some old-school image recognition techniques - photograph against uniform background, threshold, mask the middle part and count contiguous regions.
Those poor research assistants. Imagine counting hundreds of dandelion bristles every day. Probably still not possible with AI/image recognition either.