Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by khazhoux on Monday February 19, 2018 @02:31AM
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There exists a future where you could conceivably eat a delicious lamb shank, while wearing a supple lambskin jacket, while your implanted pancreas and kidney process the meal, and all are sourced from the same animal.
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Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by roryisok on Monday February 19, 2018 @06:03AM
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The same individual animal? Because that seems kind of weird for reasons I can't quite put my finger on.
I guess it would be less wasteful though. If you're going to butcher a man-pig to steal his pancreas you might as well use the leftovers. Would save hospitals money on catering too.
You know what, I've thought about it and I'm all for it
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by shezi on Monday February 19, 2018 @08:34AM
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Even today, very little is wasted when animals are slaughtered. And products made from animals find their way into a surprising number of end products. Here's some indication of whats going on from the Daily Mail (2009): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1217794/From-...
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by roryisok on Monday February 19, 2018 @09:24AM
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I was joking, but joking aside, please don't use the daily mail as a source of data. People in the US might not realise it but The Daily Mail is like a tabloid version of fox news but with more racism.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by emiliobumachar on Monday February 19, 2018 @11:15AM
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> [...] that seems kind of weird for reasons I can't quite put my finger on.
The meat wouldn't stay fresh while you recovered from surgery. You could always freeze it, but then it's not quite as delicious.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by King-Aaron on Tuesday February 20, 2018 @02:49AM
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> Go to hospital for pancreas transplant
> Go home with a packed meal
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by roywiggins on Monday February 19, 2018 @02:45PM
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> A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips. 'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, 'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?' It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters in to a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by chr1 on Monday February 19, 2018 @03:30AM
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And some time after that a future where all of these are produced in the same factory from cell culture, and real sheep are rare.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by JorgeGT on Monday February 19, 2018 @05:08AM
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But surely by that time we can have, say, electric sheeps, right?
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by mathgeek on Monday February 19, 2018 @07:33AM
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We can dream.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by spodek on Monday February 19, 2018 @09:02AM
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Dreaming of electric sheep is something a Dick would come up with.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by gagege on Monday February 19, 2018 @11:02AM
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You have apparently committed comedy homicide. May VALIS have mercy on your soul.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by nerdponx on Monday February 19, 2018 @08:41AM
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If you take away the whole "nuclear war" aspect that future doesn't sound all too bad.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by bryanrasmussen on Monday February 19, 2018 @06:26AM
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sure, but status-wise you would be sort of a loser if you didn't have a real one.
Re:Human-sheep hybrids pave way for diabetes cure and mass o...
by matte_black on Monday February 19, 2018 @07:09AM
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Unless people walk up to it and check they’ll never be able to tell the difference anyway.