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Re:The Battle That Created Germany by dreen on Thursday October 26, 2017 @07:42AM (#15558010)
I think there is another German who predates Teutoborg by about 50 years, and who really captivated me when I found out about him - Ariovistus.

He was a leader of the Suebii (mentioned in TFA), who extended German rule into Gaul around the same time as Julius Caesar launched his invasion. The two men met right before an ultimate battle between the Suebii and Rome.

Ariovistus's message was simple: while they are both invading Gaul, Caesar is doing so under the pretence of protecting states that are friendly to Rome, but ultimately he wants all of the Gaul to be Roman anyway, because the Romans see all of Gaul and Germany as "barbarians". So basically, he called out the Romans on what he rightfully recognised to be hypocrisy based in a false feeling of cultural superiority.

Caesar beat Ariovistus the day after and proceeded to put all of Gaul under the Roman rule.

And we know all this from Caesar himself: http://classics.mit.edu/Caesar/gallic.1.1.html

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by elcapitan on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:10AM (#15558937)
We also know this famous part from Caesar, describing moose without joints who lean against trees to sleep at night:

There are also [animals], which are called moose. The shape of these, and the varied color of their skins, is much like roes, but in size they surpass them a little and are destitute of horns, and have legs without joints and ligatures; nor do they lie down for the purpose of rest, nor, if they have been thrown down by any accident, can they raise or lift themselves up. Trees serve as beds to them; they lean themselves against them, and thus reclining only slightly, they take their rest; when the huntsmen have discovered from the footsteps of these animals whither they are accustomed to betake themselves, they either undermine all the trees at the roots, or cut into them so far that the upper part of the trees may appear to be left standing. When they have leant upon them, according to their habit, they knock down by their weight the unsupported trees, and fall down themselves along with them.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by dreen on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:31AM (#15559111)
Thank you, thats brilliant
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by Redoubts on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:02AM (#15558863)
There's an amazing podcast by Dan Carlin on this particular part of history, too.

http://www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-60-the-cel...

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by wazoox on Thursday October 26, 2017 @08:37AM (#15558268)
It's quite probable that Caesar exaggerated the German menace to justify the invasion of Gaul. Interestingly, it's never very clear in De Bello Gallico what's the difference between Germans and Celts, but that the Celts can be civilized, and the Germans can not.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by ocschwar on Thursday October 26, 2017 @11:00AM (#15559402)
Caesar mixing his Celts and Germans also leads us to wonder if England really was Germanized in the 5th century with the Angle invasion, or if the east of the island was already Germanic when Caesar first visited.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by megaman22 on Thursday October 26, 2017 @11:14AM (#15559569)
Caesar's "Germans" were almost certainly Celtic/Gallic - "Celtic" cultures and tribes stretched from Iberia in the west to Galatia (Anatolia) in the east.

I'm sketchier on where the Angles/Saxons/Jutes came from before they emerged into the historical record in modern-day northwestern Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands. Whether they were a reconfiguration of the tribes that had been there since time immemorial, or were groups previously to the east, displaced westward as a ripple effect of the great migrations out of central Asia.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by pm90 on Thursday October 26, 2017 @12:01PM (#15560107)
I can't find the sources right now, but I think linguistic studies have confirmed that the celts and germans could not have come from the same origin. My impression has always been that the celts were the original inhabitants of western Europe and the British Isles and the Germanic/Nordic tribes slowly conquered and assimilated them into their culture.

I am not a historian of course. Would love to hear counterpoints; I'm interested in historical facts not propaganda :) .

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by arethuza on Thursday October 26, 2017 @12:08PM (#15560165)
Speaking of "original inhabitants" of the British Isles there was a fascinating Time Team special that mentioned that there were 7 waves of human occupation of Britain - with each of the previous six waves completely dying out.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by ocschwar on Thursday October 26, 2017 @11:42AM (#15559908)
The bigger question is whether the Belgae, who were in southeastern Britain when Caesar arrived, were Celtic or German.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by eighthnate on Thursday October 26, 2017 @08:54AM (#15558354)
> And we know all this from Caesar himself:

Caesar is known to exaggerate and make things up to make his story interesting. Caesar is one of the world's great self-promoters and self-propagandists. He knew the power of propaganda and historical legacy. So I'd take what he wrote with a grain of salt.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by dreen on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:35AM (#15559146)
Yeah, I am aware his diaries are not a reliable source, however (I should have said) his meeting meeting with Ariovistus is confirmed by other sources, check wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariovistus#Confrontation_with_...
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by jbattle on Thursday October 26, 2017 @11:43AM (#15559915)
Romans did not give up after a single loss in battle. They didn't give up after getting thrashed by the Carthiginians, nor the Parthians, nor the Gauls, nor the Germans in eastern Europe. I can't buy the argument that this one defeat forever made western Germania a no-go zone for the Romans.

"Germanicus" became an honorary title given to (a lot) of Romans who fought at beat Germans over the centuries...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanicus_(disambiguation)

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by m_mueller on Thursday October 26, 2017 @08:31PM (#15564560)
I think you are comparing two different Romes. The punic wars were for Rome's survival. The gallic wars were for Caesar's political survival, for significant gain in capital (human slaves) and to establish a buffer zone against the Germans (that were already more feared than the Celts). Back then, Rome was essentially unstoppable, you feel kinda bad for their enemies. 100 years later, Rome was well established and cozy for the elite - why risk your neck against the now battle proven Germans? Eventually this cozyness would be Rome's downfall.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by seren on Thursday October 26, 2017 @07:41AM (#15558007)
Interesting I did not know the story of Arminius, and it mirrors in multiple ways the story of Vercingetorix and the battle of Alesia, that was also used in the XIXth century as a "national foundation myth", up to the erection of a giant statue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alesia_(city)

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by gadders on Thursday October 26, 2017 @09:53AM (#15558775)
Slightly different result though.

I guess the English equivalent would be Bodicea/Boudicca.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by arethuza on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:08AM (#15558911)
And the Scots possibly Calgacus at Mons Graupius:

"To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a solitude and call it peace."

Shame that Calgacus and his speech were almost certainly invented by Tacitus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgacus

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by nickik on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:54AM (#15559340)
I honestly do not think this battle matters as much as a lot of people think.

If you check where Roman culture really made a large impacts its mostly in Mediterranean climates and cultures.

The less excess-able inland areas in many places have much lesser cultural impact, think of Northern Britain for example.

Just in terms of impact these areas actually had lots of trade with the Romans and the people living on both sides of this 'line' were very similar.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by Someone on Thursday October 26, 2017 @12:49PM (#15560629)
This article tells two stories; one about the actual battle and it’s archaeology and one on its impact centuries later (”But the war cries and clang of swords also echoed through the ages in other ways: as a creation myth – glorious and catastrophic at once — that later forged the German nation. […] The cult around Hermann the German peaked in 1875, when a gigantic monument of him was completed near the town of Detmold. This copper hero holds aloft a sword seven meters long and faces France, Germany’s old foe, beaten four years earlier in a war that had finally ushered in German unification”)

The title, I think, only refers to the latter.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by vanderZwan on Thursday October 26, 2017 @08:05PM (#15564414)
The battle matters a lot in terms of it being a useful myth for propaganda during the forming of the German nation state after its unification.

I had to learn about it in art school. Specifically, about a German artist who criticised how eagerly post-war Germany was to forget it altogether, pretending the monuments raised for it and the operas written about it didn't exist. As if pretending it never happened is somehow better than remembering that what happened was wrong.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by nickik on Friday October 27, 2017 @03:52AM (#15566468)
Sure, but my point was that it did not matter so much for Rome and Roman cultural influence.
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Re:The Battle That Created Germany by pvg on Thursday October 26, 2017 @07:02PM (#15564017)
similar to Afghanistan today. Tribal, violent culture, high breeding rates and no bounty to be conquered.

That doesn't sound like a very informed comparison at all.

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2013/07/afghanistan-in-the...

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by posterboy on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:35PM (#15565239)
the only thing worse than a comment disagreeing without saying why is a downvote without saying what it disagrees with
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by pvg on Friday October 27, 2017 @06:15AM (#15567066)
Downvoters don't owe you explanations any more than upvoters do. I'm not sure I understand what the other bit means.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by venturis_voice on Thursday October 26, 2017 @07:23AM (#15557913)
A battle that catastrophic could be seen as an early precursor to the crisis of the third century, slight dents appearing in Rome's facade and armour. A stretch maybe but worth discussing.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by boomboomsubban on Thursday October 26, 2017 @09:16AM (#15558502)
This was before there was a concept of Rome's invincibility, their peace with Parthia was not built on Roman success. This was just a lost battle, most noteworthy for setting up Germanicus' retrieval of the lost standards. Not comparable to the hell that was the crisis of the third century.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by megaman22 on Thursday October 26, 2017 @09:43AM (#15558702)
The idea of Roman invincibility is sort of bizarre concept, looking at the history. Roman armies were routinely defeated and destroyed. Rome's great advantage through the Republic and early Empire was that they could absorb such losses, which would be catastrophic for most states, and keep churning out new armies.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by jack6e on Thursday October 26, 2017 @11:08AM (#15559494)
This is absolutely correct and I think the same thing whenever I read suggestions that Roman defeats are/were significant to its decline. Rome's major strength from the beginning was an indefatigable political will. Hannibal did not just cross the Alps, he decimated multiple Roman armies in Italy and then rampaged around the peninsula for over a decade. There is an anecdote that when Hannibal's armies approached Rome, inside the city Roman traders sold land rights to the spot on which his army camped. Much like the Russians and Americans have found in Afghanistan, it is hard to defeat an enemy that shares a common fundamental belief in its own persistence and refusal to acquiesce.

Even in this story, as the article notes, after having lost three legions in an utterly decisive battle in the wilds of Germania, Emperor Tiberius' son Germanicus decided he would go back and wage more war to recover the standards. That is not the sort of political will we are used to.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by pge on Thursday October 26, 2017 @09:51AM (#15558769)
I had learned the story of the battle of teutoberg forest when studying roman history (in which it looms large as a shocking and humiliating defeat), and I was surprised when I spent some time living and working in Germany that none of my German colleagues had ever heard of Hermann or the battle (as I expected it to be a relevant date in the timeline of Germany’s formation of identity).
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by a_bonobo on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:35AM (#15559142)
This has several reasons, I think.

- Modern Germans don't really see themselves as descendants of those Germans, in the German language both are named differently. Modern Germans are 'Deutsche' - ancient Germans are 'Germanen'. English does not make this distinction. There are more annoying confusions like this, for example, the Germanic tribe of the Saxons has nothing to do with the modern state of Saxony, as the ancestors of modern Saxons spoke a different dialect. There are several breaks like this in between modern Germany and Germanic tribes which are masked by nomenclature.

- German (Deutsche) Catholics distanced themselves from the 'barbaric', non-Christian Germanic tribes.

- As usual, the Nazis ruined it. The battle was sometimes used for propaganda reasons by the Nazis, replacing Romans with Jews. Modern Nazis are also using it for their own purposes (replacing Romans with immigrants and the US)

Edit: the battle itself isn't silenced or anything, I do remember quite a few events when the 2000 year anniversary happened, including the cover of the SPIEGEL having it (IIRC?)

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by pm90 on Thursday October 26, 2017 @12:08PM (#15560158)
Very interesting. So are the modern Germans descendents of the 'barbaric' ones? Is the distinction made only for separating the earlier pagans from the Christianized tribes? And is the distancing only for religious, or for cultural reasons as well? I mean, were the modern Germans really more 'civilized' (whatever that means) than the barbaric ones, or is it just propaganda?
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by usrusr on Thursday October 26, 2017 @07:17PM (#15564100)
The distinction is strongly related to the habit of claiming Charlemagne as the founding myth. Makes a lot more sense as a precursor of the EU, but in the fast-forward way history is taught at school, this is usually the point where the wording shifts from "tribes who lived in the same geographic area" to "a precursor state".

People who want to identify with victory over Romans to fuel a nationalistic mindset won't stop at Arminius, they also claim the legacy of various gothic etc tribes who troubled and/or continued thedying western empire.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by k__ on Thursday October 26, 2017 @10:35AM (#15559144)
Yes, I'm a German and I didn't hear of it.

If you look at central Europe in the last 2000 year it isn't surprising I think, most of the time it looks like a giant disaster.

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Re:The Battle That Created Germany by dang on Saturday October 28, 2017 @03:14PM (#15576355)
Personal attacks are not allowed on HN. We ban accounts that post like this, so please don't do it here.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by mh-cx on Thursday October 26, 2017 @05:56PM (#15563456)
Really? May be a generation thing. I'm in my 40s now and we learned about that battle around 6th grade. And this was on a Hauptschule (secondary modern school) where I spent two years.

Also German TV is full of historic documentaries about that time - at lest the public service broadcasters (phoenix, zdf info, arte, etc). Of course you will not notice that if you only follow the private channels.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by PapstJL4U on Friday October 27, 2017 @07:08AM (#15567267)
hermansdenkmal is a lot less catchy, than Herman the German, but many people have see in picture or film.

However I would guess, that your colleagues just forgot about the 'Schlacht im Teuteborger Wald', because it definitely visit part of the history curriculum.

In modern days the French Revolution as a well as Bismarcks doing have the focus for the 'identity' of Germany.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by posterboy on Thursday October 26, 2017 @11:26PM (#15565481)
just like the last ice age, its tangential but not defining. I did hear it mentioned, but I probably can only remember it because of the alluded connection to the autonym of the germans: teute~deuts*.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by ardit33 on Thursday October 26, 2017 @02:47PM (#15561813)
It is very interesting as the Romans lost the battle because of complete lack of scouting and intelligence/information gathering. They had a disdain on it. They also had a disdain on archery as well (they considered it unmanly). They lost in similar fashion with Partha as well.

Here there are some good recaps of the battle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmF3VBA_RcM&t=42s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3jSjknuUG0

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by wegwerfbenutzer on Thursday October 26, 2017 @05:34PM (#15563248)
As an german: No, Germany wasn't created 2.000 years ago. That kind of history telling was made by Hitler. Modern historians say Germany was created in 1871.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by groby_b on Thursday October 26, 2017 @06:31PM (#15563797)
As a fellow German, at the very least you'll need to account for the Treaty of Verdun. (No, not that one. The other one :)

From there, Louis the German received East Francia, which in many ways formed the core of what would later be Germany. From there, we certainly took a long and winding road. (The reformation settlement is probably another point worth touching upon, though)

1871 is merely the point where there was an actual administratively unified nation state called Germany. It's the first time we did that, so in that sense, sure.

(Sorry. I nerd out on history. Really, it's a distraction to your main point - the whole legend of Arminius thing is a German nationalist myth. Tied to 1871 - each nation state needs a founding myth)

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by vanderZwan on Thursday October 26, 2017 @08:18PM (#15564487)
You're half-right: this battle was used as nationalist propaganda. However, while I'm sure the Nazis took it to new extremes, that usage predates them by almost a century.

Remember that the nation state an accidental invention of the industrial revolution after all; pro-nation state propaganda was happening all over Europe at the time, and a lot of it is quite offensive to our modern eyes.

I find it kind of frustrating that Nazis are mainly depicted as this evil that came into existence in a vacuum, or in the best case solely as a reaction to the situation in Germany after WWI. The seeds of fascism and xenophobia had been shown all over Europe long before that. I suspect Germany just got there first.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by jk2323 on Thursday October 26, 2017 @04:02PM (#15562483)
Slightly OT. I am a big Fan of the hypothesis that Siegfried (the main character of a major old German story) is Armenius. E.G. https://www.jstor.org/stable/27701032?seq=1#page_scan_tab_co... (PDF is free)
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by posterboy on Thursday October 26, 2017 @11:29PM (#15565498)
well, a part of the myths at best, I guess
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by masswerk on Thursday October 26, 2017 @04:12PM (#15562575)
Complementary reading: "A Most Dangerous Book. Tacitus's Germania from the Roman Empire to the Third Reich" by Christopher B. Krebs (W.W. Norton & Company, NY, 2011)

(German translation: "Ein gefährliches Buch. Die 'Germania' des Tacitus und die Erfindung der Deutschen"; DVA, München 2012)

Especially interesting for pointing out a rather ambiguous role of early humanism (as related to the reception of the Germania) in German history.

Re:The Battle That Created Germany by lukasm on Thursday October 26, 2017 @04:25PM (#15562695)
It quite interesting how little land north of Rome was conquered. You can draw a line on the map where the winter average temperature goes below -5 and it will be close to the border.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by Totallyboss4 on Friday October 27, 2017 @07:57AM (#15567519)
I thought this was talking about Konninggratz, since Germany did not exist until 1870.
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by wazoox on Thursday October 26, 2017 @08:33AM (#15558247)
As said Augustus: Vare, legiones redde!
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Re:The Battle That Created Germany by pluma on Thursday October 26, 2017 @04:14PM (#15562592)
What exactly are you on about?
Re:The Battle That Created Germany by gitpusher on Thursday October 26, 2017 @05:39PM (#15563291)
Augustus was furious about the defeat, and allegedly would shout out the above phrase (translated roughly as "Varus, return [the/my] legions!") on occasion – in stark contrast to his typical, reserved demeanor.