Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your JavaScript remotely

Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by nickhalfasleep on Thursday April 30, 2015 @01:33PM (#9466435)

I'm disappointed if like it's namesake it doesn't give vague, disturbing, portent information to the console.

"If you go to 'undefined', you will die"

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by angersock on Thursday April 30, 2015 @01:37PM (#9466461)

"this is a three-edged sword."

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by krapp on Thursday April 30, 2015 @02:12PM (#9466688)

"You are not ready for immutability."

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by tarice on Thursday April 30, 2015 @02:16PM (#9466703)

"What's inside there?"

"One moment of perfect Javascript."

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by doktrin on Thursday April 30, 2015 @02:27PM (#9466772)

"I will not be there to help you when you pollute the global namespace"

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by kethinov on Thursday April 30, 2015 @02:32PM (#9466803)

"Prototypal inheritance or classical inheritance?"

"Yes."

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by lazaroclapp on Thursday April 30, 2015 @05:50PM (#9467891)

"Is this bug in my code or in the library I am calling?"

"... Yes."

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by mhd on Thursday April 30, 2015 @06:10PM (#9467970)

Still better than what vogon.js emits, right?

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by mrec on Thursday April 30, 2015 @07:20PM (#9468228)

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy syntax errors are to me

As drunken COBOL coders

On a Brainfuck spree.

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by teamonkey on Thursday April 30, 2015 @10:02PM (#9468963)

"You have forgotten something."

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by deltakosh on Thursday April 30, 2015 @06:20PM (#9468014)

I LOVE THE IDEA:) I'll try to do that in a future release! Definitely

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Re:Why we made Vorlon.js and how to use it to debug your Jav... by doktrin on Thursday April 30, 2015 @06:39PM (#9468106)

oh man your screen name. the b5 is strong in this one ;)

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