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Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by ajross on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @12:08PM (#5751779)
Hm... more like: someone was smuggling sodas out of the building that were offered in good faith as an office perk. Frankly that would affect my morale more than even the removal would. What does it say about an office culture where that kind of petty thievery is tolerated? Honestly my feeling (and to be clear: like this whole subject this is subjective) would be that this response is not enough: better to name and shame the offenders.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by jemfinch on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:27PM (#5752369)
Smuggling? Really? Why does Microsoft care where I drink my soda? My brain doesn't turn off at 5pm: last night I was up until 3am, at home, figuring out some bug my change introduced. Yes, I drank an employer-provided Diet Mountain Dew that I brought home. No, my employer doesn't care. Perks are for people, not locations: as long as I'm drinking the soda, Google doesn't care where I drink it.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by rdtsc on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @02:03PM (#5752638)
What if you sold it?

That would be ridiculous right you could be thinking, programming and improving the product to get a better bonus in the end rather than sell soda off of craigslist or ebay.

But you see that is how they think about it. You are stealing it and could be doing <insert the worst possible thing>. That is what management might come to conclusion about.

Another perspective + a story. (Warning: getting a bit prejudiced here). I have heard of foreign H-1B workers (won't name a country will stop at a vague level of prejudice) stuff their backpacks with soda. Stay late, look around, see if anyone is looking start shoving soda cans to fill the backpack up as much as they can carry.

It wasn't that management was upset, you see, it was other co-workers that were disturbed by that. Why? Because they realize they are working with "that" person. That would be disturbing to me. Is the company not paying them enough. Are they a kleptomaniac. Did they grow up poor and learned to steal food. What else are they stealing? Are they sabotaging our product? Do I want them around? Questions like that.

They complain. How does management react. Well they could lay off so and so. But heck he is chugging along programming and we got him on H-1B sponsorship. Laying him off because of a soda issue is worse than just making everyone pay for soda and, in return we get to save couple of thousand dollars a year.

That is how I heard about* (from another party, so this might have been made up, I don't know, take it for what it is worth).

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by marshray on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @02:26PM (#5752802)
I don't think your story is prejudiced. I can only imagine how coming to work at [major tech company] from [developing nation] would be such a mind-fuck that the person may honesty have no idea what the intent of the 'complimentary sodas in the kitchen' policy actually is.

Putting a sign up in the kitchen is always the wrong solution.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by curiousDog on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @05:30PM (#5753871)
God damn that was depressing to read. I've seen various levels of cheapness but this takes the cake. Stuff like this makes me ashamed of being an Indian, really. Oh well..

And I don't think what you said was prejudiced either.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by meepmorp on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @11:37PM (#5755215)
> I've seen various levels of cheapness but this takes the cake. Stuff like this makes me ashamed of being an Indian, really.

Don't feel ashamed, this level of cheapness has nothing to do with your nationality.

My dad was a physician, born and raised in the US. He earned a good living, worked very hard (he never had fewer than 2 jobs the whole 3 decades I knew him), and saved money religiously. And he was very frugal as well: he never went into debt for anything, drove cars till well after they fell apart, had clothing that I know was older than I which he wore till the day he died.

One of his great loves, though, was to steal things from the hospitals he worked at. Anything that wasn't bolted down - office supplies, filing cabinets, tables, chairs, desk lamps. At one point, he was bringing home hard boiled eggs that he pocketed in the staff room, because obviously we couldn't afford food. Several times when we were doing remodeling at home, I got to keep a lookout for security while we snuck bags of construction waste into the dumpsters at work.

Now, you didn't know the guy so it might not be obvious, but this was all about not spending a cent more than he had to. So, don't feel ashamed because some of your fellow country men are taking soda from work.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by test001only on Friday May 24, 2013 @07:52AM (#5762191)
I don't think this has nothing to do with nationality. I work in a MNC in India and we have free sodas. I have never seen any one raid the soda at the end of the day. In fact there are lot of sodas left at the end of the day even though they stock only as much required for one day of consumption. Bottom line there are ass holes everywhere, nothing to do with nationality or race.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by r00fus on Thursday May 23, 2013 @03:54PM (#5759123)
Why did no one confront the individual?

I find it seriously backwards that no one had the spine to walk up to the person, talk with him about courtesy, cultural norms, and basically use "implied shame" to do the rest. If the behavior continued, a more direct approach "I saw you take the sodas last night" could also suffice.

I mean, why would putting a suitcase full of sodas == sabotaging product? It's pathological behavior in the over-abundance environment, but seriously?

Is Redmond a foreign country or something?

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by nostrademons on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @02:20PM (#5752764)
It's generally not considered Googley to smuggle soda out of the office. Nobody will stop you because Google by-and-large trusts their employees, but I've heard coworkers complain about people who take home food from the microkitchens, and I've gotten friendly ribbing when I brought a microkitchen soda to an off-site where everyone else was drinking beer (which I don't drink).
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by jsolson on Thursday May 23, 2013 @12:52AM (#5755413)
Really?

Not so much in Seattle, but in MTV people seemed to raid the MKs on their way out of the office. It felt like some sort of communal effort to ensure that the next day's stock would all be fresh.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by nostrademons on Thursday May 23, 2013 @01:44PM (#5758203)
I think this may have been one of those cultural changes that happens when you double the size of the company in 2 years and norms are not explicitly stated...

I started as a Noogler in 2009 and my original cubemate was a pre-IPO Googler who started around 2002. I asked him what some of the biggest changes have been since he started, and he said that there was less of a feeling of community and more of one of entitlement. The snacks in the microkitchen was a specific example he used, that in the beginning everyone understood they were for office use only but around 2006-2007 he started to see people stockpiling them.

More generally - the perks you get as a Googler are not because you were so awesome that Google decided to hire you. They're there to build a sense of community and common purpose. General guideline for when something's okay: Are you in this together with your coworkers, or are you in it alone?

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by jemfinch on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @06:38PM (#5754238)
Strange, I've never heard anything of the sort here.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by pyre on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @03:20PM (#5753119)

  | Smuggling? Really?
As others suspected, and partially confirmed above, someone was abusing the free soda, by taking significant quantities of it home. If Microsoft has to refill their fridges every day because someone takes home all of the extra soda at the end of the day, is this supposed to be 'part of the culture?'

If someone is rolling out suitcases full of soda, it might not warrant removing the free soda perk, but it definitely warrants calling attention to it, and finding out who is doing it (and possibly giving them the boot).

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by seanmcdirmid on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @07:47PM (#5754526)
Its even worse at Microsoft China: they empty fridges after 6 PM or so, and they never stock them very fully. So if you work at night or on the weekend, you are pretty much SOL on anything but hot or luke warm water (its a Chinese thing, I would kill for a water cooler), or taking a 10 minute walk to the nearest convenience store outside the building. Suffice it to say, I never overtime at the office, its just too much of a logistical nightmare if I get thirsty.

But I guess they did have a big theft problem N years ago that justifies this behavior. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this would be a real problem.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by eru on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @11:38PM (#5755219)
Can't you just drink tea like a proper resident of China?
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by seanmcdirmid on Thursday May 23, 2013 @02:07AM (#5755573)
I would rather get a decent Chai, impossible here.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by eru on Thursday May 23, 2013 @05:35AM (#5755956)
What's the difference? Or rather, what do you mean by Chai? As far as I know, that's just a different word for tea. I guess you might mean some drink that has milk?

For what it's worth, I bring in my own leaves to the office.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by seanmcdirmid on Thursday May 23, 2013 @09:04AM (#5756578)
Specifically, I want Starbucks to being chai tea lattes to china. Unfortunately no one else will join my protests around their beijing headquarters.

Chai is an Indian flavor, I can get something decent at the local Indian restraunts, but that's it.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by eru on Friday May 24, 2013 @12:13PM (#5763765)
OK, I was just asking, because Chai is also e.g. the Turkish word for tea. (I guess it's just that some cultures we use the chai-based word for tea instead of the tea-based word use more milk. In Mongolio it's chai as well, and they have lots of milk and butter and salt and pepper.)
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by marshray on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:47PM (#5752507)
It's interesting to see how people interpret the intent of 'complimentary drinks in the office kitchen'.

Would you take home a bunch of sodas if you were going to have a party that weekend?

What if your party guests were exclusively other employees?

What if your party guests were partially other employees, their families, and some unrelated families?

Would you drink an employer-provided soda at home if you weren't thinking about work?

What if you were at the office and not thinking about work?

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by jemfinch on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:50PM (#5752532)
No.

I could, but I wouldn't. Too much work, and I'm paid well enough that it's easier just to buy soda.

No.

Yes, I do it all the time.

Yes, I do it all the time.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by illuminate on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @02:33PM (#5752850)
As a former contractor, I saw the occasional bag full of milk cartons. I find it weird. I don't think it's worth a crackdown or treating the employees like babies, though.

It is true that no matter how much you pay a person, they can still be cheap and "exploit" a resource. I don't think it's important enough to worry about on the whole.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by Cthulhu_ on Thursday May 23, 2013 @06:55AM (#5756162)
It depends. If it's a work party, I'd see to arranging some budget for drinks and order some for that party separately from the regular stock.

If it's a private party, I'd look into purchasing cheap soda via the job's supplier, they're usually cheaper than grocery stores.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by ethomson on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:47PM (#5752500)
It sounds to me like you're suggesting that this sign went up because somebody took a single Diet Mountain Dew home. I strongly suspect that some joker took a case of Diet Mountain Dew home and said "what!? they're free!" when he or she was caught. And I don't think you're suggesting that it's okay to take a case of soda from work.

It's a software company, after all, not a grocery store.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by rdl on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @12:29PM (#5751946)
I'm curious what the dividing line is. I don't think taking a drink or even two with you for the drive home is particularly bad (I've certainly done it when visiting various places). Cases of soda for home, bad. Office supplies which are used for work at home, probably fine, but could look bad.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by rdl on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @09:06PM (#5754760)
From checking into this more -- one of the other issues is tax treatment (at least in the US). It's favorable to give employees free food/drinks at work. If you're giving people stuff to take home, it potentially becomes a taxable benefit. Feeding people for benefit of employer outside work is partially taxable. So, even if you had a tacit understanding with employees of "we buy soda in huge quantities, so take as much as you want home, and we'll just reduce salaries by approximately the amount taken home", you'd have a problem. (which is absurd for soda, but I'd be fine with making $2-5k/yr less if I got to fill up my car at a work-provided gas pump, which is analogous).
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by jerf on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:01PM (#5752189)
In my perhaps limited experience, people rarely ride the line. As they get away with things, they get more brazen, so there turns out not to be much middle ground in practice between the OK "one for the road" and carting things out by the case.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by s_kilk on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:20PM (#5752323)
It's also often the case that most participants are playing fair, but there are one or two who step way over the line. A friend of mine used to work in a place selling baked goods. One of the perks was that if there were any cookies left over at the end of a shift then the staff could take some before the batch got dumped. This went on happily for years until one day an email came in from head-office, stating that all food was to be dumped at the end, no freebies, etc. turned out that a manager at another store had been deliberately baking up huge batches of food to be taken home at the end of the night (think a few crates of cookies to cover the neighbours kids birthday that weekend), far beyond what had been considered fair game by the company.

These kinds of perks always seem to get ruined by that one idiot who goes overboard.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by RyJones on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:54PM (#5752560)
This was how we lost a discount on GE appliances at Microsoft; too many employees buying and flipping the appliances. Same thing with our (super sweet) video card discounts; 75% off video cards straight from nVidia lasted about six months.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by katbyte on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @05:20PM (#5753806)
I don't understand that reaction, one person did it so EVERYONE must be punished? Why not simply fire the person, charge them with theft, and sue them to recover costs making an example of them for anyone else who may consider doing it?
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by arkades on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @09:24PM (#5754816)
Jack Welch called it the corporate immune system. Once you've been hurt, you tend to over-bureaucratize the response to ensure that it never happens again. I think it has to do with the fact that human psychology tends to over-value possible negative outcomes vs. possible positive outcomes, as well as a certain amount of future discounting, plus social signaling to show the problem is being taken seriously: you put a stop to the very visible, very current, negative event with little regard for a possible, future, positive loss due to bureaucratic build-up.

It's irrational, but so is most management in practice.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by mdip on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @05:21PM (#5753811)
The line is almost always one of quantity, but there are other rules.

(1) Will it cause a substantial loss/burden if everyone did what I'm doing. Everyone taking a case of soda home regularly would be a pretty huge burden. Everyone taking a can or two home every once in a while would not. You can apply that to pens, a pad of post-it notes, etc.

(2) Would I be embarrassed if someone saw me taking this item home and knew it was for my personal use. Generally, if you feel like you have to hide that behavior, that's a good point to stop and ask "why". You may not always come back with "I shouldn't do it" but you probably will most of the time.

(3) Assuming the first two aren't true, would my usage of the item embarrass my employer to their customers. This probably doesn't apply to the soda thief but does apply to a lot of other decisions of this nature. The best example I can think is "I ran out of paper, so I'll just use company letterhead to advocate people attend the annual KKK rally at city hall". I'm sure there's less extreme examples, but absurdity goes a long way toward making a point.

As for office supplies which are used for work at home, I'm guessing you mean more than just pens and paper. If the total take is over $20, I'd probably ask permission, but I've never been in this situation. My office supply is my laptop and these were officially given to me for work (and must be returned when I'm done working there), everything else I already have at home.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by rdl on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @05:50PM (#5754003)
I mostly meant printer paper to use at home, actually.

(I tend to be picky enough about pens/pencils/computers/etc. that I just bring my own from home to work in most cases)

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by Tactic on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:31PM (#5752404)
And hence the issue. Those that take advantage of a system never feel that they are.

Look at why it is provided. It's not a prize or a bonus. It is to keep you happy and productive while you work. The company feels that is worth the cost. Where in there does someone drinking soda on the way home figure? It doesn't.

If I were the person providing the free soda I would be upset at being taken advantage of.

Finishing your soda on the way home, sure. Grabbing an unopened one and walking out the door... that seems to me to be a good place to draw a line.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by legitsource on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @03:49PM (#5753285)
I would draw the line a little further away than a drink for the ride home, or even taking one or two drinks home with me for the drive the next morning. It's in their best interests if you make it to and from work happily and safely. If a drink makes the commute easier, it's worth it.

As an example, I asked my employer if I could borrow my steel toed boots meant for site visits to use during some work outside to help a friend for a weekend. I told them if I damaged them I would gladly pay to replace them. My boss told me that they would lose much more value from me missing work injured than those boots would cost to replace, so not to worry about it and then gave me a fatherly lecture about being safe using a chainsaw before digging out safety glasses to send with me.

It's hard to make a bright line for abuse, but for a general rule I won't take anything or take advantage of anything I wouldn't pay for myself without asking ahead of time.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by pyre on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @03:46PM (#5753272)
I'd say that grabbing an unopened one on the way out the door is in the grey area, but more than that definitely goes past the line. And frankly, if people were grabbing an unopened soda (that probably costs the company 25 - 75 cents) on the way out, nobody would notice or care. If the company is 'cracking down' on these single-soda offences, then it's probably just as good an indicator of things going downhill as the removal of the 'free soda' perk altogether.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by klipt on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @08:56PM (#5754738)
I'm not sure why "carrying one out" is the line here. Surely it's better to have an employee carry out one soda a day, than to have the same employee drink six sodas every day at the office?

Personally I stick to water because HFCS is bad for you.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by rdl on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @09:41PM (#5754868)
The strategy somewhere (google?) where they charge or otherwise disincent consumption of unhealthy food and encourage healthy food is kind of interesting.

My beverage of choice is Ito-En bottled green tea. I'd prefer if it came in glass vs. plastic bottles, though, and it is $1/bottle even at Costco, so at home or office I tend to just make my own using either matcha teabags (also from costco) or looseleaf green tea.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by klipt on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @10:16PM (#5754967)
I believe they just put the healthier foods in more visible locations than the unhealthy ones. Simple strategy, but it worked! http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/10/inside-googles-kit...

Going back to the topic of expense to the company - healthier foods are also generally more expensive than junk food. But if you think it's worthwhile to keep employees at optimal performance, it's a small price to pay...

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by pyre on Thursday May 23, 2013 @12:53AM (#5755415)

  | HFCS is bad for you.
Whether it's a soda or a healthy drink isn't really the point of this discussion though. It could be anything.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by Anderkent on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @12:18PM (#5751863)
Define smuggling. If I pick up a soda when leaving the office, I don't think I'm doing anything wrong. If I start taking boxes, that might be an issue.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by ajross on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @12:33PM (#5751963)
I think we both know that's not the situation at hand. Even Microsoft isn't going to go around writing HR nonsense about the occasional soda taken home.

Really, this attitude is precisely the problem. You're looking at this as a confrontation from the start. Perks like this only work if they're offered and accepted in good faith. If you don't trust your employer to interpret your soda consumption charitably, your employer is getting no benefit from offering it.

Basically, if you want your employer to offer snacks and soda, be grateful about it and don't look for trouble.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by stormbrew on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:04PM (#5752204)
> Even Microsoft isn't going to go around writing HR nonsense about the occasional soda taken home.

Well, if they're spending millions on it in general then many employees taking 1 or 2 home every day is actually probably a much greater financial 'burden' on them than a handful of employees taking entire flats every now and then.

And you also don't tend to put up signs like that unless your goal is to change everyone's behaviour.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by marcosdumay on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @09:57PM (#5754919)
> And you also don't tend to put up signs like that unless your goal is to change everyone's behaviour.

Yes, "you" do. You specificaly may not do that, probably most people around here will not do that, but lots and lots of people do, enough so that most signs are put down by this kind of people.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by marshray on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @05:09PM (#5753728)
> many employees taking 1 or 2 home every day

It is kind of staggering to think of 90,000 employees times 2 sodas every workday.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by wnight on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @11:24PM (#5755171)
And yet if those employees wanted soda, what's another truck out of what must be hundreds already, coming to the company? Yes, it'd be 90k * 2 * the rock-bottom wholesale price of a can of pop, but if your employees want it and it saves them time in their salaried day, it's likely worth it.

Those 90,000 employees cost about $45M a day to employ, $35k on drinks is meaningless. Especially against the PR disaster of a thread full of potential employees hearing you hide the soda at night.

But, as someone said, if someone is stealing from you and views it that way you should deal with them personally, directly, and immediately. Passive-aggressively hiding soda is only going to make them switch to office supplies, if you're lucky.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by MartinCron on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:07PM (#5752231)
I knew people at MSFT who would take dozens of cans the free soda and beverage fridges to fuel their at-home weekend parties.

This was over ten years ago now, I have no idea what the state of soda smuggling is today.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by illuminate on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @02:39PM (#5752878)
I've grabbed a few for mixers at home. I don't fill my bag with them. It's a fairly loose delimiter.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by nathan_long on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:49PM (#5752522)
Only an extreme level of soda-stealing would be an actual financial problem, but I agree that the office culture would be the real issue.

It's the same with any perk. Flexible schedules are nice, but not if people don't work at all. An equipment budget is nice, but not if people use it to buy stuff for their friends.

If my teammates were dishonest like this, I'd feel uncomfortable working with them. But in any case, I much prefer that those individuals be confronted than that the perk be taken away from everyone.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by FireBeyond on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:56PM (#5752577)
Right. If my co-worker has no problem stealing hundreds of dollars or more a week of stuff, perhaps they have no problem stealing from me, my backpack, or my wallet.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by nathan_long on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @02:55PM (#5752989)
Even more important for the company, such a person shouldn't be trusted with SSH access, database access, etc. Another reason to fire them rather than penalize everyone.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by boomzilla on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @06:38PM (#5754240)
Or work credits. I've seen many correlations between small, petty behaviors and plainly stealing work credits from co-workers.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by danielweber on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:03PM (#5752200)
Yeah, I worked at a small company where someone was taking boxes of snacks home. It's quite noticeable and managers can't keep up with that, nor can they really guard it.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by toomuchtodo on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:59PM (#5752597)
How about this. I'll kick in $10-20 a month (how much does a soda can cost in bulk, 25 cents?), you don't ruin morale because someone is "smuggling" soda out of the office.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by ajross on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @02:44PM (#5752913)
If I catch you walking out with a case of soda unpunished, my morale is already "ruined" and that $20 is just an insult. That's not how you see things? Too bad. Morale is subjective.

The point here, which you missed, is that all these perks only work if everyone plays by a sane set of rules and doesn't try to stretch things to their advantage. Having free soda is fine. Playing games with what you're allowed to get away with wrecks things for all of us even if you never get punished.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by toomuchtodo on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @04:54PM (#5753639)
I wasn't saying I was taking the pop. I'm saying I'll pay $10-20/month to cover the loss for whomever is taking the pop.

Whiners ruin it for everyone.

Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by pyre on Thursday May 23, 2013 @01:00AM (#5755429)
But if they do catch the person taking the soda, is that the kind of person that you want working with you? Maybe it depends for you, but some people would be uncomfortable with that.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by toomuchtodo on Thursday May 23, 2013 @11:16AM (#5757266)
I've worked with psychopaths. Like, straight up would slaughter you in your sleep for your last dollar. So yeah, smuggling pop? I couldn't give less fucks.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by ajross on Thursday May 23, 2013 @11:33AM (#5757379)
And if you were working with clones of yourself, that would be a sensible argument. As it is, we're talking about the workplace as a whole. And dismissing the people who give more fucks as "whiners" is hardly helping. Basically: you're part of the problem, and one of the reasons companies find it hard to offer perks like this.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by toomuchtodo on Thursday May 23, 2013 @03:19PM (#5758861)
Cans of soda. That's what we're arguing about. Its a rounding error on a balance sheet. If you can't offer perks because you're worried you're going to lose less than what a decent cellphone plan for 1 person costs monthly, find somewhere else to work than tech. People are people, and getting bent out of shape over soda is insane.
Re:The Elves Leave Middle Earth – Sodas Are No Longer Free (... by philwelch on Wednesday May 22, 2013 @01:42PM (#5752468)
I've heard stories of long internal flamewars over this. Apparently loading a case of free bottled water into the trunk of your car is not very "Googly".