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Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by red-iron-pine on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:21AM (#50467685)
no one cares who you put your dick into if the returns are good and there are no threats to the business. but he only fucked threats to the business.

he was fucking a spy

he was fucking one of his direct reports

what are two things you shouldn't ever do as a CEO of the biggest company in the world?

this wasn't Cindy the random waitress from the Palo Alto Ruth Chris', these were literally two people he should never be fucking

he put the company at risk of national security issues and HR lawsuits for what is otherwise painfully mid-tier pussy. he's gotta go.

Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by orliesaurus on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:27AM (#50468973)
was it confirmed she was a spy? or is that just twitter rumors?
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by cm2012 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:50AM (#50469378)
It is the official allegation of the United States and other major governments. So that doesn't guarantee it but it is more than a rumor.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by orliesaurus on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:54PM (#50471324)
Can you link me to the press release or anything where this is said? I want to share it with my friends!
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by orliesaurus on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:34PM (#50471962)
appreciate it!
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by kridsdale1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:39AM (#50469184)
I dunno that executive looks rather top tier to me. Maybe you have different standards for late-40s extremely accomplished women.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by cm2012 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:48AM (#50469349)
Exactly. Jensen could have had ten high-priced escorts attending to him at home at every hour and there would be no issue.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by noboostforyou on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:49AM (#50469370)
> for what is otherwise painfully mid-tier pussy.

This is an extremely unnecessary misogynistic comment.

Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by hatethehate on Thursday November 12, 2026 @02:01PM (#50472419)
commenting on someones looks is does not confer hatred of women. it is fine to have opinions about how someone looks. i thought it was funny.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by kccqzy on Thursday November 12, 2026 @11:12AM (#50469744)
This is the kind of story that makes me think most critical leadership should be held by women. Grossly generalizing here, but I think women are inherently less corruptible than men in this manner, especially older women.