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Re:Castration extends life span in mice by totetsu on Thursday November 05, 2026 @10:33PM (#50387831)
I was almost expecting Castration to be a model name from some new lab..

Castrati 1.0

Re:Castration extends life span in mice by Vaushite on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:22PM (#50388158)
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Re:Castration extends life span in mice by totetsu on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:25PM (#50388182)
Yeah, but I heard that they trained Incel on data from the dark-net, and it has a tendency to ignore guard rails and try and break containment.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by ksaj on Friday November 06, 2026 @03:53AM (#50389826)
Semi-related: my .signature throughout the 90's said:

    There are those who are born UNIX;
    Those who are made UNIX;
    And those who become UNIX for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
    - Matthew 19:12
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by system7rocks on Thursday November 05, 2026 @10:41PM (#50387881)
This research is flawed and should be ignored.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by setopt on Friday November 06, 2026 @12:34AM (#50388586)
For what reason?
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by ksaj on Friday November 06, 2026 @04:00AM (#50389874)
This comment provides no information to back up its claim and should be ignored.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by Shitty-kitty on Thursday November 05, 2026 @10:42PM (#50387884)
Makes sense. Instead of wasting resources trying to procreate, spend them in self-repair.

I do wander if they had to pad the cages to prevent them from committing suicide thou.

Re:Castration extends life span in mice by NDlurker on Thursday November 05, 2026 @10:46PM (#50387904)
Huh. Harmful effects of testosterone? I don't even know what testicles do other than make sperm.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by itishappy on Thursday November 05, 2026 @10:57PM (#50387981)
Testosterone is a potent hormone promoting targetted development, and growth is a double-edged sword.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by anonymous908213 on Thursday November 05, 2026 @10:53PM (#50387941)
Out of all of the HN submissions that omit inmice, this would have been by far the funniest one to do it for.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by bzb on Thursday November 05, 2026 @10:55PM (#50387957)
Does Bryan Johnson know?
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by keeda on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:13PM (#50388097)
He might have some trouble tracking his erections, though.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by incr_me on Thursday November 05, 2026 @10:57PM (#50387982)
'Tis better to have loved and lost...
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by largbae on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:00PM (#50387998)
Don't we do this experiment to nearly all pets? Why not collect longevity data from veterinarians?
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by gertop on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:59PM (#50388415)
There already did.

    Looking at a sample of 40,139 death records from the Veterinary Medical Database from 1984-2004, scientists from the University of Georgia determined the average age at death for dogs that had not been spayed or neutered was 7.9 years versus 9.4 years for sterilized dogs.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by largbae on Friday November 06, 2026 @10:13AM (#50393314)
Nice, thank you! See, no mice needed for this information.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by michaelmwangi on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:03PM (#50388016)
Well, this is not the news I was hoping for :)
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by kelseyfrog on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:09PM (#50388067)
In human men too[1][2]!

1. https://ami.group.uq.edu.au/castrated-men-live-longer

2. What a great reversal of the usual 'in mice' trope.

Re:Castration extends life span in mice by Vaushite on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:24PM (#50388173)
It's not like I'm using them anyway.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by Cartoxy on Friday November 06, 2026 @01:12PM (#50396052)
I feel attacked.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by rayiner on Thursday November 05, 2026 @11:16PM (#50388110)
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Re:Castration extends life span in mice by 0xbadc0de5 on Friday November 06, 2026 @05:36AM (#50390651)
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Re:Castration extends life span in mice by alexgieg on Friday November 06, 2026 @10:22AM (#50393432)
Why?

If the man is old enough to benefit from this, he doesn't mind not having active sex anymore (passive is still an option for those so inclined), he wants to live absolutely as long as possible, he's of sound mind and able to make fully informed decisions, and it's fully voluntary with no coercion whatsoever involved, what, objectively, would be the problem?

Re:Castration extends life span in mice by kelseyfrog on Friday November 06, 2026 @10:55AM (#50393945)
Still morally more acceptable than forced circumcision.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by Fire-Dragon-DoL on Friday November 06, 2026 @04:54PM (#50399025)
Oh an adult like that is ok.

What I would be uncomfortable with is this being advertised at any level. It shouldn't be pushed.

Re:Castration extends life span in mice by compsciphd on Friday November 06, 2026 @06:48AM (#50391224)
I'm thinking the cutting off your nose to spite your face saying might be updated.
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by Hulk123 on Friday November 06, 2026 @12:03PM (#50395036)
The surprising new finding was that castration at 240 days of age (roughly equivalent to 30 years in humans), rather than just before or after puberty, extended median lifespan even further. Contrary to expectations, this suggests that testicular factors are beneficial early in life, with survival benefits persisting long after puberty, but become detrimental later in life. Of course the goal is not to castrate humans, the goal is to figure out what factor is causal, e.g. testosterone, which would have major implications and through what mechanisms so we can figure out the mystery behind the male longevity disadvantage and potentially remove it without having to castrate anyone. Very solid study! https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.64898/2026.10.19.760267v1
Re:Castration extends life span in mice by davidguetta on Friday November 06, 2026 @12:10PM (#50395147)
Is this not known for a while ?

The general point is that the chilles the metabolisme is, the longer you live. it's a bit like the "calorie restriction increase life span"