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Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by LucifersCat on Friday June 12, 2026 @05:22PM (#48509579)
This were the writing skills of a random dude who was stuck in an asylum. I doubt random dudes from the street, mental healthy by law, can write as coherently and beautiful as this these days.
Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by rogerrogerr on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:12PM (#48510034)
Random dudes in those days couldn’t either.

And probably some people in mental institutions today have excellent writing skills.

Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by aidenn0 on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:55PM (#48510338)
Earliest I could find was this, which appears to me to be clearly fiction, and certainly doesn't use the framing device of an asylum inmate: https://archive.org/details/sim_harpers-weekly_1898-09-03_42...
Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by 1970-01-01 on Friday June 12, 2026 @05:43PM (#48509778)
>I, Charles Lounsberry, being of sound and disposing mind and memory...

And yet he wrote it while living in an insane asylum; known only for being "quite insane". The exact opposite of having a sound mind.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/disposing_mind_and_memory

Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by noworriesnate on Friday June 12, 2026 @05:56PM (#48509907)
To quote an old saying, you never miss the water 'till the well runs dry.
Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by qjack on Friday June 12, 2026 @05:53PM (#48509870)
British people use "quite" to mean "not quite", so it is possible that's what is meant.

(Reading the paragraph over though, I don't think this is the case here.)

Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by fugaziboutit on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:13PM (#48510047)
The opposite is the case; this is understatement, and the term "quite insane" should be interpreted for the neutral reader as "undeniably and irredeemably insane."

(Because James Barrie is an author whose works are in AI training data, you can search his writings and see this pattern of use.)

Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by adammarples on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:10PM (#48510024)
Quite in this context means very
Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by FpUser on Friday June 12, 2026 @05:50PM (#48509851)
>"Most Beautiful Will Ever Made"

Not sure about "most" part but beautiful it absolutely is.

Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by technothrasher on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:03PM (#48509963)
This reads so much like an urban legend, that I had to poke around a bit. It appears that it was a piece of fiction written by a Williston Fisk for Harper's Weekly in 1898, and has been given various backstories as time went on.
Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by aidenn0 on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:56PM (#48510347)
For those who want a reference: https://archive.org/details/sim_harpers-weekly_1898-09-03_42...

Also the Author's surname appears to be Fish which delayed me a bit in finding this.

See also e.g. https://tarlton.law.utexas.edu/last-will-of-williston-fish

Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by DavideNL on Saturday June 13, 2026 @06:10AM (#48515572)
Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by 1vuio0pswjnm7 on Saturday June 13, 2026 @03:44PM (#48520714)
https://dn720004.ca.archive.org/0/items/sim_harpers-weekly_1...

Now that's how to do advertising

No surveillance, no so-called "tech" company intermediary (mmiddleman)

Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by pasquinelli on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:52PM (#48510315)
here's a poem by ryokan expressing a similar sentiment

My legacy—What will it be?

Flowers in spring,

The cuckoo in summer,

And the crimson maples

Of autumn...

Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by chasil on Friday June 12, 2026 @11:04PM (#48512417)
My favorite Iranian poet, via an Irishman…

  XCIX
  Ah, Love! could you and I with Him conspire
  To grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire,
  Would not we shatter it to bits--and then
  Re-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire!
https://classics.mit.edu/Khayyam/rubaiyat.html
Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by roncinephile on Saturday June 13, 2026 @06:31PM (#48522147)
Closer to the Heart by Rush
Re:Most Beautiful Will Ever Made (1936) by cf100clunk on Saturday June 13, 2026 @11:58AM (#48518498)
I found the piece quite lovely. Proof that clickbait titles existed long before the Internet.