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Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by anal_reactor on Thursday May 21, 2026 @03:38AM (#48219150)
I would retire.

If you have two million euros lying around, that would be life-changing money for me. I'd put everything into VWCE and then live off interest. I think I'd spend a year in Japan just to see what it's like, then travel around a few other countries, and finally settle somewhere back in Europe - buy a small house in the middle of nowhere, renovate it, and then smoke weed and play video games until the end of my days.

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by darkstar_16 on Thursday May 21, 2026 @03:50AM (#48219246)
That's such a cynical take. If everyone does what you're describing, we will never make progress as a society.
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by podgorniy on Thursday May 21, 2026 @04:01AM (#48219339)
You're not less cynical here
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by anal_reactor on Thursday May 21, 2026 @04:07AM (#48219379)
Sure. If everyone became software engineers then we'd have 8 billion IT staff and zero food production, which would lead to the extinction of human race by mass hunger.

I'm not sure what's exactly your point besides "if everyone does exactly the same thing, then society collapses".

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by selimthegrim on Thursday May 21, 2026 @09:29AM (#48222297)
I believe Apple had a TV series lately which proffered a solution to this.
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by swiftcoder on Thursday May 21, 2026 @04:22AM (#48219468)
Nah, it's just a small-scale form of wealth redistribution. The poster takes themselves out of the job market (making way for someone else), and then goes and spends their IPO money at a favourable exchange rate overseas. Literally everyone wins (versus the poster hoarding money and holding a lucrative job).
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by amanaplanacanal on Thursday May 21, 2026 @04:50AM (#48219662)
I can think of lots of people that would make society better if they would do that instead of what they are doing now.
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by Klonoar on Thursday May 21, 2026 @05:22AM (#48219924)
It’s not cynical, but it is overly consumerist.

I cannot imagine having untold amounts of money only to do nothing afterwards except consume the stuff put in front of you.

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by nly on Thursday May 21, 2026 @05:25AM (#48219947)
€2M isn't "unfold amounts of money"

It's enough for a modest retirement.

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by Klonoar on Monday May 25, 2026 @05:55PM (#48272430)
No shit. Do you really think this is an original comment to make?
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by dadoomer on Thursday May 21, 2026 @07:38AM (#48220980)
Progress towards what? Do you think "progress" as conceived by sillicon valley billionaires aligns with the type of life you would like?

There's a non-trivial chance "working hard" as defined by the modern ethos is doing more damage than good.

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by tasuki on Thursday May 21, 2026 @04:59AM (#48219729)
> and then smoke weed and play video games until the end of my days.

This might be less fun than you imagine.

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by 0xDEAFBEAD on Thursday May 21, 2026 @05:53AM (#48220135)
Don't you think sitting alone at home smoking weed and playing games might get a little bit lonely? Humans need human contact. Might as well pick up a night shift at the convenience store so you can talk to people.

At which point the plan becomes something you can put into action tomorrow, if you wanted. It's like the parable of the Mexican fisherman: https://www.thekinnardhomestead.com/the-parable-of-the-mexic...

Stoner WoW addicts working dead-end jobs live better than kings did in previous centuries, and we're too status-obsessed to notice this.

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by KptMarchewa on Thursday May 21, 2026 @08:05AM (#48221302)
Why can't you just play games with other people? Do you really need _work_ to not feel lonely?
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by 0xDEAFBEAD on Thursday May 21, 2026 @08:44AM (#48221754)
Gaming communities can be very toxic
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by KptMarchewa on Thursday May 21, 2026 @09:25AM (#48222234)
Just like corporate jobs. The issue I have with the advice is I don't see why _working_ is supposed to be solution, rather than trying to find community somewhere else.
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by anal_reactor on Thursday May 21, 2026 @09:48AM (#48222491)
Most communities suck. This is why I want to live far away from everyone and sit at home and smoke weed rather than deal with people.
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by anal_reactor on Thursday May 21, 2026 @06:01AM (#48220186)
That's something I have at the back of my mind. My company is completely dysfunctional so 90% of my job is literally doing nothing, which is amazing. The problem is the fear of losing this position.
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by 0xDEAFBEAD on Thursday May 21, 2026 @06:09AM (#48220245)
You could spend some of that 90% time building skills for hobbies / a hypothetical future job search.
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by anal_reactor on Thursday May 21, 2026 @07:13AM (#48220732)
But why?

If I manage not to get fired for 12 years then I'll reach the endgame.

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by mehackernewsacc on Thursday May 21, 2026 @10:36AM (#48223388)
Is your company hiring?
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by otabdeveloper4 on Thursday May 21, 2026 @07:30AM (#48220906)
> I'd spend a year in Japan just to see what it's like

There's laws and shit about that. You can't just immigrate to a country illegally.

Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by mghackerlady on Thursday May 21, 2026 @09:07AM (#48222012)
with enough money, anything is possible
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by Jach on Thursday May 21, 2026 @09:17AM (#48222156)
2m isn't going to make Japan allow more than 6 months of stay in a year on a tourist visa. It might be enough to hide yourself from deportation, though who knows what happens when you try to leave. It might be enough to convince a local to get into a sham marriage for spouse visa sponsorship.
Re:OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday by swiftcoder on Thursday May 21, 2026 @09:39AM (#48222397)
You can however signup for a long-stay tourist visa, which lets you spend a year in Japan