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Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by gekoxyz on Friday May 08, 2026 @09:50AM (#48063125)
This administration is so hilarious. Every day looks like an episode from The Office
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by tybstar on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:01AM (#48063302)
Maybe the mirror universe The Office, anyway.
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by coldpie on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:01AM (#48063300)
It's pretty heartbreaking to watch the billionaires finally succeed in dismantling the United States, but on the plus side, at least it's also hilarious.
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by sedawkgrep on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:03AM (#48063332)
> at least it's also hilarious.

Until it stops being hilarious. Then what?

Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by Integrape on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:18AM (#48063604)
Luigi: "Let's-a go!"
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by jazzypants on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:06AM (#48063384)
I mean, there are three options that I see. We vote them out peacefully, we end up in a long-term horrific dystopian society, or we overthrow them violently. I'm doing everything I can to make sure that the first option becomes reality, but I'm honestly starting to lose hope.
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by Gud on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:22AM (#48063680)
You can also move.
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by jazzypants on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:51AM (#48064083)
Sorry, but I'm actually a bit of a patriot who cares about his country, so I don't want to run away when it is being dismantled by thugs. Why shouldn't it be the criminal billionaires and politicians that move? They're the minority.

Do you believe in the rule of law?

Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by abacadaba00 on Friday May 08, 2026 @11:08AM (#48064284)
> Do you believe in the rule of law?

Do Americans? Really? You’re used to agreeing among yourselves, and they are in the majority. A landslide majority.

You are not the America you think you are.

Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by jazzypants on Friday May 08, 2026 @11:23AM (#48064485)
*I* believe in the rule of law, but I don't think it's actively being enforced in the country that I love. I won't pretend that America has ever been the place that we pretend to be, but there have always been people who believe in its promise. We will never achieve our potential with fatalistic defeatism. We need the common will of the people to push us in the right direction, and that doesn't happen if we just run away when things get hard.

> All we say to America is, "Be true to what you said on paper."

- Martin Luther King Jr.

https://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlkivebeentothemou...

Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by coldpie on Friday May 08, 2026 @12:07PM (#48065076)
The user you're replying to seems to be a legit unwell person who is having an episode. Probably don't need to spend much time reasoning with them.
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by abacadaba00 on Friday May 08, 2026 @02:23PM (#48066885)
Me too!

An incorruptible righteous rule of law!

An “righteous rule of law” is one principled upon truth, and serves to protect the innocent from violation by will or neglect.

And how, does Man maintain an “inccoruptible” righteous rule of law? When their lives are staked upon the truth of their word before a righteous rule. That’s what the stack of bibles are for after all.

Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by fragmede on Friday May 08, 2026 @05:05PM (#48068765)
Fuck that. I like it here and want to make it better. Not gonna run away.
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by RIMR on Friday May 08, 2026 @04:12PM (#48068152)
How exactly does one vote out a billionaire? I didn't vote them in!
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by dgellow on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:05AM (#48063368)
Flooding the zone, as they say. More tragic than hilarious
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by krapp on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:10AM (#48063464)
At least they're flooding the zone with something moderately entertaining shit.
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by uncircle on Friday May 08, 2026 @06:55PM (#48069766)
Panem et circenses, am I right? The American population is so cooked, but hey, at least they’re having fun!
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by bamboozled on Friday May 08, 2026 @05:06PM (#48068774)
Kind of tragic for all the kids who died after US Aid, the Iranian school kids, the detained children of "illegals", the victims of child molestation etc...
Re:US Government releases first batch of UAP documents by __m on Saturday May 09, 2026 @12:01AM (#48071702)
Also what’s the point of releasing these files? At best it makes them look incompetent.