This is why I don't understand the lack of directives.
'use strict'; at the top of a file was ubiquitous for a long time and it worked. It didn't force rolling back incompatibilities, it let you opt into a stricter parsing of JavaScript.
It would have been nice for other wide changes like this to have like a 'strict datetime'; directive which would opt you into using this corrected behavior.
They couldn't and shouldn't do this sort of thing for all changes, but for really major changes to the platform this would be an improvement.
Or they could go all in on internal modules, like how you can import `node:fs` now. They could include corrected versions of globals like
`import Date from 'browser:date';`
has corrected behavior, for example
How does it get out of hand?
FWIW, I just do `use v5.32;` or similar to opt-in to everything from that version.
https://perldoc.perl.org/functions/use#use-VERSION
Of course, if you instead want to pick-and-choose features, then I can see the list growing large.
Internal modules would be handy in theory to maybe keep from having to dig through a thesaurus every time browsers decide to add a new, stricter version of an older API. Internal modules have even been proposed to TC-39 as a recommended way to continue to expand the JS API. Last I checked on that proposal it was stuck behind several concerns including:
1. Feature detection: detecting if Temporal available is as easy as `if ('Temporal' in globalThis) {}`, but detecting if a module import is missing is a bit harder. Right now the standard is that loading a module fails with an Error if one of its imports fails. You can work around that by doing a dynamic import inside a try/catch, but that's a lot of extra boilerplate compared to `const thingINeed = 'someApi' in globalThis ? someApi() : someApiPolyfill()`. I've seen multiple proposals on that front from extensions to import maps and `with { }` options on the import itself.
2. Bikeshedding (and lots of it): defining a URI scheme like `browser:` or `standard:` takes a bunch of thought on how you expand it. If it is just `browser:some-api` you run the risk of eventually polluting all the easy names in the exact way people worry about the risk of over-polluting `globalThis` (and in the way that it can be weirdly hard to find an available one-word name on npm), you've just moved the naming problem from one place to the other. On the other side, if you go down the road of something like `es-standard:https://tc39.es/ecma262/2025/v1/final-draft/Temporal`, even (especially) assuming users would mostly importmap that to something shorter you've recreated XMLNS URIs in a funny new hat and people who use JS all certainly have plenty of opinions on XMLNS URIs, many are very vocal in their hatred of it, but also they came out of a strong backwards incompatibility fixing desire exactly like this. (As they say time is a flat circle.)
This. Don't break old code, just provide new best practices.
Update linters (or ideally first class language rules, like in Rust's "edition"s), to gradually kill off old behavior. Without having to do a decade long Python 2 -> 3 migration.
Temporal is nice. It learned from the many failures and dead bodies that came before it. And it had lots of good implementations to look at: Joda Time, Chrono, etc.
With JS i kind of get it as you cant control the env. Bit PHP does not have this limitation, and they still cant fix the mess that is PHP.
Yes, but adding an entire new API that solves way more date-related problems is obviously much more difficult than fixing a very clear and well-understood bug. Temporal is only just now starting to ship, over 15 years after this bug was introduced and over 10 years since they decided to never fix the bug.
That would be ugly, because you'd want some parts of your program (eg libraries) to use the old behaviour, and other parts might want the new behaviour. How would you minify multiple modules together if they all expect different behaviour from the standard library?
In my opinion the right way to do this is to have multiple constructors (as Obj-C, swift, C and rust all do). Eg:
let d = new Date(...) // old behaviour (not recommended for new code)
let d = Date.fromISOString(...) // fixed behaviour
The big downside of this is that its tricky to keep track of which fields and functions people should really stop using in modern javascript. It'd be nice if there was a way to enable more shouty warnings during development for deprecated JS features.There are so many (in hindsight bad) design choices and implementation accidents that currently exist in perpetuity because of backwards compatibility; the web would really benefit if every now and then we could shed old baggage.
There are already a few cases, eg quirks mode vs standards mode and “use strict” mode, which was considered necessary for moving forward, but clearly it also complicates things for browsers. We dont want more modes than what is necessary.
> Or they could go all in on internal modules, like how you can import `node:fs` now. They could include corrected versions of globals like `import Date from 'browser:date';`
This is what happened here, only the API changed as well
Sometimes a date is just a date. Your birthday is on a date, it doesn't shift by x hours because you moved to another state.
The old Outlook marked birthdays as all-day events, but stored the value with time-zone, meaning all birthdays of people whose birthday I stored in Belgium were now shifted as I moved to California...
After having a bunch of problems with dealing with Dates coded as DateTime, I've begun coding dates as a Date primitive, and wrote functions for calculation between dates ensuring that timezone never creeps its way into it. If there is ever a DateTime string in a Date column in the database, it's impossible to know what the date was supposed to be unless you know you normalized it at some point on the way up.
Then I found that a lot of DatePicker libraries, despite being in "DATE" picker mode, will still append a local timezone to its value. So I had to write a sanitizer for stripping out the TZ before sending up to the server.
That said, I am pretty excited about Temporal, it'll still make other things easier.
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Refe...
E.G. in a conversation "Lets open the shop at 9am every day that it isn't closed." Is a fairly simple recurrence, with some exceptions*. If timezones change the scheduled time remains evaluated again on each day.
The BCL-provided DateTime was really confusing, especially when you just needed a Date. They eventually got around to including a DateOnly, but before that happened I switched to a library called "Noda" (or Joda in Java) and after a bit of a learning curve, it made everything a lot easier to reason about.
It has LocalDates and LocalDateTimes, as well as Instants to store UTC times. It also offers ZonedDateTimes, but I don't use those as much. I work in healthcare. And so many regulations involve strictly dates. Like, "You have 5 days to do X", not "You have 120 hours to do X", and as such, storing the time with a lot of this data can add more complexity.
The calculations themselves are usually pretty easy with a few exceptions, it's just that there are TONS of them. And they all slightly depend on each other. And they change. Often.
I'm not necessarily defending the implementation, just pointing out another way in which time is irreducibly ambiguous and cursed.
But it does. My brother moved to the US for a few years. So we’d send him birthday wishes on the day of his birthday (Australia time), and he’d get them the day before his birthday (his time). Now he’s moved back to Australia, the same thing happens in reverse-he gets birthday wishes from his American friends the day after his birthday.
My wife has lots of American friends on Facebook (none of whom she knows personally, all people she used to play Farmville with)-and she has them wishing her a happy birthday the day after her birthday too. Maybe she’s doing the same to them in reverse.
The riddle explanation was something like: A baby is born in New York City at 12:15 AM on January 1. Thirty minutes later, another baby is born in Los Angeles, where the local time is 9:45 PM on December 31. Although the New York baby is actually older by 30 minutes, the calendar dates make it appear as though the Los Angeles baby was born first.
The timezones thing, of course, is just a way to have the younger twin be born "a year ahead" of the older twin by having their births be in two different timezones. Only practical way that would happen would be aboard a ship, because 1) babies born aboard an airplane would probably end up using the time zone of departure or of destination for their birth, and so twins would not be counted as being born in different time zones. And 2) any land-based transportation such as a car or a train would likely pull over (or in the case of a train, let the pregnant woman off at the nearest station) so that the woman giving birth doesn't have to do so in a moving vehicle. So a ship is the only moving vehicle where this kind of thing could likely happen, as there's no option of getting off in the middle of the ocean. It could happen while crossing time zones east-to-west, but crossing the International Date Line west-to-east makes more of an interesting thought experiment.
Yes, I've given this silly joke scenario way more thought than it really deserves. :-)
Doesn't even have to be the International Date line, any two timezones work.
What should they have done instead? Force everybody to detect browser versions and branch based on that, like in the olden days of IE5?
(Serious question, maybe I'm overlooking some smart trick.)
As far as I know, TC39 doesn't have any clear guidelines about how many websites or how many users must be affected in order to reject a proposed change to JavaScript behavior. Clearly there are breaking changes that are so insignificant that TC39 should ignore them (imagine a website with some JavaScript that simply iterates over every built-in API and crashes if any of them ever change).
Somehow, the standard groups decided to remove the versioning that was there.
That's basically why they never did anything like "use strict" again.
IMO, that's a bad choice. Giving yourself the ability to have new behavior and features based on a version is pretty natural and how most programming languages evolve. Having perpetual backwards and fowards compatibility at all times is both hard to maintain and makes it really hard to fix old mistakes.
The only other reason they might have chosen this route is because it's pretty hard to integrate the notion of compatibility levels into minifiers.
Backwards compatibility is a large part of the point of the Web.
You could version everything at whatever granularity you like, but over time that accumulates ("bug 3718938: JS gen24 code incorrectly handles Date math as if it were gen25-34", not to mention libraries that handle some versions but not others and then implicitly pass their expectations around via the objects they create so your dependency resolver has to look at the cross product of versions from all your depencies...)
In my (unfortunate) experience, DateTime/Timezone handling is one of the things most prone to introduce sneaky, but far-reaching bugs as it is. Introducing such a behaviour change that (usually) won't fail-fast, will often seemingly continue working as before until it doesn't and is deceptively tricky to debug/pinpoint/fix ist just asking for a fast lane into chaos.
And even with JS going the extra mile on backwards compatibility, I don't think most other languages would introduce that kind of breaking change in that way either.
One can't fathom how weird JS Date can be.
Got to question 4 and gave up:
new Date("not a date")
1) Invalid Date
2) undefined
3) Throws an error
4) null
There's literally no way of guessing this crap. It's all random. new Date(Math.E)
new Date(-1)
are both valid dates lol.Is there any other instance of the standard JS library returning an error object instead of throwing one? I can't think of any.
But besides that I think you're right, Invalid Date is pretty weird and I somehow never ran into it.
One consequence is you can still call Date methods on the invalid date object and then you get NaN from the numeric results.
> let invalid = new Date('not a date')
> invalid
Invalid Date
> invalid instanceof Date
true
You were half-correct on expecting NaN, it's the low level storage of Invalid Date: > invalid.getTime()
NaN
Invalid Date is just a Date with the "Unix epoch timestamp" of NaN. It also follows NaN comparison logic: > invalid === new Date(NaN)
false
It's an interesting curio directly related to NaN.This is just because a JS Date is an object and have nothing to do with the inner representation.
> new Date(0) === new Date(0)
falseIt's the internal inconsistencies that get me. Like, OK, I understand that there might be some quirks, maybe due to some weird backwards compatibility or technical limitation, but there are multiple incompatible quirks _inside_ this single interface! It's terrible, and things like this are a huge part of the reason JS was long considered (and sometimes still is) a Not So Good language.
This feels like something that must be the root of innumerable small and easily overlooked bugs out there.
const dateStringFromApiResponse = "2026-01-12";
const date = new Date(dateStringFromApiResponse);
const formatter = new Intl.DateTimeFormat('en-US', { dateStyle: 'long' });
formatter.format(new Date("2026-01-12"));
// 'January 11, 2026'Basically just extracting numbers from string index or regex and rearranging them to a string Excel would recognize
For example: your local mom and pop corner store's daily opening and closing times. Storing those in UTC is not correct because mom and pop don't open and close their store based on UTC time. They open and close it based on the local time zone.
If you stored it as a local time (ie: with TZ), then if it's ever later translated to a different local time (different TZ), you're now dealing with all the quirks of 2 different timezones. It's great way to be off by some multiple of 15 minutes, or even a day or two!
Heck, even if it's the same exact location, storing in local time can still require conversion if that location uses daylight savings! You're never safe from needing to adapt to timezones, so storing datetimes in the most universal format is pretty much always the best thing to do.
A datetime with a timezone and a datetime without one are two different things, both of them useful. My birthday does not have a time zone. My deadline does.
The company deadline for getting some document returned? It might or might not, that's policy.
Poetically: we are born free of time zones. We die bound to one.
That seems subjective
A birthday doesn't have a time zone because the concept of a birthday is more about the date on the calendar on the wall, not any universally understood singular instant in time; and so what matters most when it comes to your birthday is where you are. Your birthday doesn't move to the day before or after just because you travel to the other side of the globe.
A deadline has a time zone because when your boss says he wants the project done by 4PM, he means 4PM wherever you both currently are -- and the specific instant in time he referred to doesn't change if you get on a train and move a time zone over before that 4PM occurs.
And it may in fact be time zone and not just UTC with an offset; because if your boss tells you he wants a certain report on his desk by 4PM every day; when your local time zone goes into daylight saving time, it doesn't suddenly mean the report needs to be filed by 5PM instead.
In the first of these cases, the date itself has no time zone and is valid in whatever context its being read from. In the second, the instant in time might be expressed in UTC time with or without a specific offset. In the third, each of the successive instants in time may shift around with respect to UTC even while it continues to be referred to with one constant expression.
None of these are subjective interpretations. They're a consequence of the fact that as humans we've overloaded our representation of date/time with multiple meanings.
Therefore, birthdays are not bound by timezone at all.
I don't get a happy birthday from customs though, cool!
What's actually happening here is a comedy of errors. JavaScript is interpreting that particular string format ("YYYY-MM-DD") as an ISO 8601 date-only form. ISO 8601 specifies that if no time zone designator is provided, the time is assumed to be in local time. The ES5 spec authors intended to match ISO 8601 behavior, but somehow accidentally changed this to 'The value of an absent time zone offset is “Z”' (UTC).
Years later, they had realized their mistakes, and attempted to correct it in ES2015. And you can probably predict what happened. When browsers shipped the correct behavior, they got too many reports about websites which were relying on the previous incorrect behavior. So it got completely rolled back, sacrificed to the altar of "web compatibility."
For more info, see the "Broken Parser" section towards the bottom of this article:
https://maggiepint.com/2017/04/11/fixing-javascript-date-web...