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Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by toomuchtodo on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:38PM (#43510046)
It bails out Elon and means his Tesla shares (borrowed against to purchase Twitter) won’t be liquidated as Tesla’s share price continues to decline, using xAI investor funds. He uses hype and sentiment (inflating valuations) in the capital markets to always stay slightly ahead of consequences.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by rayiner on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:46PM (#43510128)
Tesla shares are higher now than they were when he closed on Twitter in October 2022.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by minwcnt5 on Friday March 28, 2025 @07:27PM (#43511004)
Maybe he knows something.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by TMWNN on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:55PM (#43510225)
Heck, TSLA today is higher than on 5 November 2024, less than five months ago!
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by tedunangst on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:20PM (#43510439)
But lower than on 6 November 2024, less than five months ago.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by dmix on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:54PM (#43510757)
It's up 49% YOY https://www.google.com/finance/quote/TSLA:NASDAQ?window=1Y

This is a bit of a silly game, their stock is very meme-y so whenever you set the start of the time range the aggregate % can vary heavily.

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by timeon on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:10PM (#43510360)
It is almost the same price.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by henry2023 on Friday March 28, 2025 @11:07PM (#43512366)
And it's ~40% lower since the "roman" salute day. Anyone can pick random dates.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by kelnos on Saturday March 29, 2025 @02:28AM (#43513270)
And dropping. No one can tell the future; it might recover before it hits margin-call territory, and it might not.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by nly on Saturday March 29, 2025 @06:11AM (#43514244)
The company is imploding. BYD is eating their lunch on most real metrics except their absurd valuation.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by consteval on Saturday March 29, 2025 @02:01PM (#43517304)
Sure, but it's becoming increasingly obvious to everyone that the American car industry is in major trouble. In a decade, I'm confident in saying a lot of American car companies will not exist.

We see it in our day-to-day lives. People aren't buying new cars. Cars on the road are getting older and older. Views of Tesla continue to dwindle. Anything Stellantis is on life support. I mean, Chrysler has literally one car. GM is clawing for any sort of relevancy. And Ford is only afloat because of toxic masculinity. We all know that it's bad in the US, and we know outside of the US it's 100x times worse for these companies. We also know the US car market as a market is getting overshadowed.

It doesn't matter what stupid investors think. We can see the writing on the wall. These investors are delusional, period.

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Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by threeseed on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:50PM (#43510167)
It is not unreasonable to assume Tesla shares will continue to decline whilst:

a) sales internationally are plummeting at such a rapid pace

b) consumer confidence is down with predictions of a looming recession

c) the brand continues to be tarnished by the association with Musk and Trump

d) auto tariffs will increase the costs of parts and the likelihood of reciprocity

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by bloppe on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:40PM (#43510632)
You forgot to mention that China, Vietnam, Thailand, and Indonesia are all betting big on EV production. China is of course the main competition, but it's telling just how stiff the competition is getting across the board. BYD is currently making more cars than Tesla, with more advanced battery technology and comparable build quality, for a fraction of the price of any Tesla.

Meanwhile Elon is too busy rage-tweeting and K-holing to work on any of the things Tesla promised it would do this year, like release a model 2 or something with robots

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by Workaccount2 on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:49PM (#43510725)
The auto tariffs are a present for Elon. Teslas are the most American of American cars, and while they do still use foreign parts they use the least out of everyone.

On top of that, in the EV category, Tesla is pretty much the only one made in the US.

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by bloppe on Friday March 28, 2025 @07:15PM (#43510913)
Tesla made 50% of its revenue in the US in 2024. It's a global company. Trade wars will not be the massive boon Tesla investors are hoping for.

Remember that their current P/E ratio is ~134, so the stock price already has a ton of growth priced in.

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by toomuchtodo on Friday March 28, 2025 @07:00PM (#43510800)
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by dmurray on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:34PM (#43510578)
Why would they continue to decline? If all that information is already known, why isn't it priced in and why isn't the best estimate of Tesla's price in 6 months equal to today's price plus the return of Treasuries?
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by bloppe on Friday March 28, 2025 @07:08PM (#43510867)
Tesla's current P/E ratio is 134. To be a rational Tesla investor, you'd have to think it has almost 600% profit growth potential to reach the long-term American blue-chip average P/E of ~20.

That kind of growth would be difficult for a new entrant, but for an incumbent that's been around a while and already seeing sales decline, it's a pipe dream. Of course, it's not all about cars for Tesla. They're betting big on humanoid robots and "full self-driving", although they've been stuck at Level-2 self-driving for years and the robots, well... Let's just say we don't hear much about them for a reason.

Of course, Tesla has never been a company for rational investors. I used to hold a lot of Tesla stock back in 2017-19 when they had plenty of doubters. I remember seeing how Tesla owners would organize themselves grass-roots-style to show off their cars and convince others to go electric. The company was getting a ton of free marketing and had a very devoted customer base. My, how things have changed. Now, they have to shut down showrooms across the country due to "terrorism".

So where is the upside? Well, protectionism could help them in the US market, but they're a global company with stagnant sales in the US, so it's hard to see tariffs helping more than they'd hurt. And that's pretty much it for upside AFAICT.

Happy to hear from a bull that I'm wrong :)

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by mullingitover on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:38PM (#43510614)
The consequences of the known mismanagement is priced in. The consequences of the unknown mismanagement are tbd.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by toomuchtodo on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:49PM (#43510159)
67% of Americans would not consider buying a Tesla, new poll says - https://electrek.co/2025/03/28/most-americans-would-not-cons... - March 28th, 2025

Tesla (TSLA) Q1 delivery consensus: 377,000 EVs – worst performance in 2 years - https://electrek.co/2025/03/28/tesla-tsla-q1-delivery-consen... - March 28th, 2025

Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates - https://electrek.co/2025/03/25/tesla-banned-canada-ev-rebate... - March 25, 2025

Tesla sales fall by 49% in Europe even as the electric vehicle market grows - https://apnews.com/article/tesla-sales-recall-trump-byd-b6f5... - March 25, 2025

Tesla’s fall from grace may have no equal, says JPMorgan: ‘We struggle to think of anything analogous’ [$120 price target] - https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-fall-grace-may-no-18005... - March 13, 2025

Tesla’s stock nosedives — wiping out $700B in gains since Trump’s election victory - https://nypost.com/2025/03/07/business/tesla-stock-drop-eras... - March 7, 2025

Australian Tesla sales plummet as owners rush to distance themselves from Elon Musk - https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/mar/06/australia... - March 6th, 2025

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/ (1YR)

Facts you don't like aren't "weasel words."

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by oskarkk on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:08PM (#43510346)
It's true that Tesla shares recently declined, but the context is important: during 2022-2024 Tesla shares were trading between $100 and $300 (with high volatility), in October 2024 they were at $200-$250, then after elections they skyrocketed to the all time high of $488 (for no fundamental reason), and since then the stock is falling. It's $263 right now - after the latest declines the stock only returned to the price that's still higher than before the elections, and is higher than the 2022-2024 average (which was already unreasonably high and totally disconnected from earnings). So these declines are nothing, at least not yet.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by knicholes on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:47PM (#43510719)
And the whole market is down, not just TSLA.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by crawsome on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:21PM (#43510447)
We've only witnessed two months of this. Imagine four years of it.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by immibis on Saturday March 29, 2025 @11:23AM (#43516252)
FWIW there was a fundamental reason for shares to spike after the election: The elected regime was one that is very corrupt and self-serving, and was likely to do everything in its power to make money flow towards the companies it owns.

By now, though, it's seeming more like they're too incompetent to do that. They'll probably still do it, but they'll crash the whole economy at the same time so the money that's flowing to Tesla won't be worth a whole lot. But it was a reasonable prediction at the time.

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by TMWNN on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:56PM (#43510236)
ivewonyoung and raynier are still correct. TSLA today is higher than on 5 November 2024, less than five months ago.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by toomuchtodo on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:00PM (#43510269)
That's fine if that is the argument (11/5/2024 vs today) vs all the gains since that period lost, I'm not willing to argue the point to death, the brand value destruction will continue. The fundamentals will catch up to the price eventually with enough pressure.
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Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by toomuchtodo on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:10PM (#43510359)
NVDA? Not yet, but certainly CoreWeave based on their IPO outcome [1]. TSLA made me very wealthy from IPO to when I exited, my "crocodile tears" are "Elon is a terrible human attempting to destroy democracy and something should be done about that." If you disagree, we have nothing to discuss, there is nowhere to meet in the middle on that. I have no strong preference how he is disempowered and prevented from using his wealth and power to harm.

"Are you just mad he is a powerful bully?" Yeah my dude, that is the problem. If it is a crime to not like people who hurt others with their power, guilty as charged, unapologetically. Am I supposed to feel bad about that position? I do not.

[1] CoreWeave's Debut Dud Extends IPO Malaise Instead of Ending It - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43510363 - March 2025

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by quickthrowman on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:31PM (#43510544)
The quote in your hn profile is particularly apt here:

All cruelty springs from weakness. —- Seneca

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by ttyprintk on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:28PM (#43510510)
“Continues to decline” is a cushion for the next sentence “downgrade to sell” which cushions you from the ultimate, “new marketing leadership with Barron Trump and someone named Alien Brainrot”.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by labster on Friday March 28, 2025 @07:01PM (#43510809)
I’m pretty sure the management team will include Boris Badenov as the new DPO
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by scarface_74 on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:51PM (#43510178)
If I jump off a building and you see me at the 10th floor, I was also 29.4 meters higher 3 seconds ago.

Tesla sales are falling worldwide and losing market share

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by ivewonyoung on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:33PM (#43510567)
The stock is up more than 18% in the last 18 days, so by your analogy you were 29.4 meters lower 3 seconds ago.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by mullingitover on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:42PM (#43510661)
Falling from a building isn't the right analogy, it's more like falling down a huge flight of stairs. You bounce on the way down.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by _DeadFred_ on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:57PM (#43510778)
After the unprecedented move of the President of the United States anointing Musk as a made man and member of Donalds swamp, all from the White House. In additional multiple other highest members of Trump's government went on TV and said 'invest in Tesla'. That is not a healthy stock surge. It is a pure DC swamp play.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by Hyperboreanal on Saturday March 29, 2025 @01:22AM (#43512986)
The absolute state of Orange Reddit
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by _DeadFred_ on Saturday March 29, 2025 @02:01PM (#43517313)
What do you mean by this? Do you not agree these events happened in an attempt to bring the stock back up? That government officials gave stock advice on TV that would cost financial advisors their licenses, for the benefit/as a favor to Musk (a billionaire), the very definition of DC swamp behavior, government officials doing illegal/immoral favors for their rich sponsors.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by angoragoats on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:31PM (#43510539)
Not to be pedantic, but you’ve confused acceleration with velocity. How far you’ve traveled will depend on how long you’ve been falling, and what your starting velocity was.
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Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by MegaButts on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:52PM (#43510195)
> What he's pulled off with xAI more recently is really quite incredible.

I genuinely have no idea what he's done that's incredible. I don't even know what xAI does apart from being a chatbot inside of twitter.

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by minimaxir on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:54PM (#43510208)
Grok was doing well on the LLM leaderboards (https://lmarena.ai/?leaderboard), until dethroned very recently by the latest ChatGPT and Gemini.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by kypro on Monday March 31, 2025 @07:53PM (#43541333)
I know I'm late to reply, but to explain since many people seemed to be confused by what I said –– I think the speed at which xAI has caught up with the competition from nothing is quite impressive, and the lengths they had to go to to do this, even more so.

Grok is now competitive with the other big players in the foundation model space. To do this they had to recruit some of the top AI talent, speed run the building of massive AI data centers and of course execute well to bring it all together.

All of their competition have either had a time and/or financial advantage over xAI so it's quite impressive what they've managed to achieve given this. Deepseek's achievement in this sense is more impressive so I'm not delusional, but I was still very surprised to see how good Grok 2 was.

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by toomuchtodo on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:52PM (#43510189)
"He's a terrible human, but look at the model benchmarks!" We're different people I suppose.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by gruez on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:45PM (#43510688)
>"He's a terrible human, but look at the model benchmarks!"

That's basically the response to deepseek? Aside from a few people pearl clutching about "chinese propaganda" or whatever, most people praised its efficiency and performance on benchmarks. Credit where credit is due. Also note that China is an authoritarian regime where there's no separation between the state and private enterprise. Every company of non-negligible size has a CCP committee inside of it.

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by SV_BubbleTime on Friday March 28, 2025 @06:32PM (#43510552)
Can you qualify the first part? I haven’t met him.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by consteval on Saturday March 29, 2025 @02:12PM (#43517380)
You don't have to meet someone to know they're awful. I've never met Adolf Hitler - but I'm pretty confident he's an awful person.

Elon Musk uses his immense wealth to cheat. He's infiltrated the government and uses his power to directly harm Americans, in order to further enrich himself. In addition, almost everyone who has worked for him has corroborated that he is an awful boss.

He is also prone to dishonesty. When confronted with something that requires accountability, his strategy is to protect his lies with newer lies. FSD, the state of twitter, DOGE, and on and on. He is so dishonest that it's almost always safer to assume he is lying than to give the benefit of the doubt.

But, even on a personal level, he struggles to stay afloat. He has impregnated multiple woman and is practically forming an army of illegitimate children. Those who were close to him either speak of him with extreme disdain or not at all. The only child he has any connection to is used as nothing more than a political pawn.

The only reason anyone even thinks he might be okay is because he's rich. We tend to have an extreme bias in favor of the wealthy, almost akin to a brainwashing. The reality is being rich does not correlate with being moral or decent. It doesn't correlate with being intelligent either, but that's a separate conversation.

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by sitkack on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:54PM (#43510209)
I think you are mixing up Grok with DeepSeek. Grok managed to make a mediocre model using way more resources. xAI has nothing.
Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by belter on Friday March 28, 2025 @05:50PM (#43510175)
> What he's pulled off with xAI more recently is really quite incredible.

What?

Re:xAI has acquired X, xAI now valued at $80B by jimkleiber on Saturday March 29, 2025 @10:04AM (#43515636)
And now also uses government capture to dismantle regulatory agencies that would come after him for breaking the law.