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Re:British Placename Mapper by willyt on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @04:59AM (#39988498)
Just needs a pronunciation guide now. British place names are impossible to pronounce even for native British English speakers because they are often not said how they are written and only people within a 15 mile radius will know the right way.
Re:British Placename Mapper by willtemperley on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @05:57AM (#39988882)
Even locals can't decide on pronunciation - Shrewsbury is pronounced as it is written unless you're posh, when it becomes Shrowsbury.

https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2015/06/27/shrowsbury-or...

Re:British Placename Mapper by Shrezzing on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:11AM (#39988979)
Bicester is another canonical example. Pronounced like "Mister" with a "B" in place of the "M". I don't think a single native English speaker would correctly pronounce Bicester on their first attempt.
Re:British Placename Mapper by tompko on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:27AM (#39989092)
The elision of the 'e' in -cester placenames so that the 'c' and 's' have a single sound is reasonably common e.g. Leicester, Gloucester, Worcester, Towcester, Bicester. So English natives should have a reasonable chance of getting the pronunciation of a previously unseen example correct.
Re:British Placename Mapper by pirates on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:45AM (#39989605)
I have heard even Manchester sometimes spoken that way as well, depending on who you’re talking to.
Re:British Placename Mapper by JdeBP on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @10:48AM (#39991306)
It's not even unreasonable. -caster, -chester, and -cester are related suffixes.
Re:British Placename Mapper by arrowsmith on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @04:57PM (#39995638)
All descending from the Latin "castrum", which means "fort". So if a placename has one of those suffixes, chances are high that it was a Roman settlement.
Re:British Placename Mapper by NeoTar on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @10:57AM (#39991423)
Godmanchester in Cambridgeshire, although now pronunced by most people as 'God-Man-Chest-Er', used to be pronounced (and may still be by some locals) as Gumster.
Re:British Placename Mapper by darrenf on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @10:01AM (#39990848)
And then along comes Cirencester.
Re:British Placename Mapper by kwhitefoot on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @05:27PM (#39995912)
Sissiter according to the locals in the old days, Siren when I was growing up in nearby Swindon.
Re:British Placename Mapper by rob74 on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @11:17AM (#39991687)
And that's why "Worcester Sauce" is the second most mispronounced culinary term in Germany (after "Stracciatella") *

[*] - according to my made-up-on-the spot stats

Re:British Placename Mapper by tonymillion on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @03:52PM (#39995042)
Also doesn’t help that it’s actual name is “Worcestershire sauce” which is even more difficult to say.
Re:British Placename Mapper by brnt on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @04:14PM (#39995250)
Now I must know: how do Germans pronounce stracciatella?
Re:British Placename Mapper by gloria_mundi on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:56PM (#39996941)
Some switch around the "s" and "sh" sounds, so it is pronounced roughly like "shtratsiatella". "st" at the beginning of a word is pronounced as "sht" in German.
Re:British Placename Mapper by hoseja on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:29AM (#39989107)
Similar to Worcester.
Re:British Placename Mapper by mytailorisrich on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @10:50AM (#39991329)
If you take the M40 to Bicester, you pass by High Wycombe.
Re:British Placename Mapper by BoxOfRain on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @10:55AM (#39991398)
If you're on a Transport for Wales train you'll hear it said as Amwythig as well. There's a surprising amount of Welsh names for English cities:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_exonyms#United_Kingdom_(...

Re:British Placename Mapper by jaclaz on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @12:28PM (#39992578)
Anyone remembers the character of Raymond Luxury-Yacht (pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove") ?

https://montypython.fandom.com/wiki/Raymond_Luxury-Yacht

Re:British Placename Mapper by gvurrdon on Friday April 12, 2024 @12:45PM (#40014939)
The river Nene apparently rhymes with "been" in Peterborough but "Ben" in Northampton.
Re:British Placename Mapper by dspillett on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:42AM (#39989182)
> Just needs a pronunciation guide now.

A far from trivial task, given we can't agree on (for “can't agree on”, read “actually have arguments about”) the pronunciation of simple baked products.

It is neither scone nor scone you fools. Both are wrong, and it should in fact be pronounced “scone”.

Re:British Placename Mapper by ben_w on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @12:15PM (#39992404)
And then there are the jam/cream wars…
Re:British Placename Mapper by arethuza on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:05AM (#39988937)
There can also be cases where nobody in the area actually uses anything close to the "official" name - e.g. Fraserburgh being known as "The Broch" or Aberchirder as "Foggie", Gardenstown as "Gamrie"...

NB Been a while since I lived in an adjacent area, things may have changed...

Re:British Placename Mapper by ochrist on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @12:23PM (#39992514)
The Netherlands have several of these, the most famous one probably being The Hague: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hague#Etymology

Officially (in some official documents) the name of the city is "'s-Gravenhage", but normally it's just called "Den Haag".

Another similar one from The Netherlands is this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'s-Hertogenbosch

Re:British Placename Mapper by helsinkiandrew on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:18AM (#39989395)
> Just needs a pronunciation guide now

The Map Men on YouTube did a short (8min) video on why pronunciation is hard and a guide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYNzqgU7na4

Re:British Placename Mapper by dspillett on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:34AM (#39989126)
A complaint typically mad by Americans. Amusingly the person who recently took issue with the matter in my (physical) presence came from a place in Arkansas which from then on I've deliberately pronounced ahh-can-sas.

The issue is more common in countries old enough to have not made up most of their place names (or unimaginatively stolen them from elsewhere, looking at you New York, Boston, Paris, etc.!) in recent centuries, so there has been a lot more evolution (or in some cases outright replacement due to invasions & politics) in language pronunciation and/or spelling since those names were first coined, but the young whipper-snappers like the US are far from immune to the problem.

Re:British Placename Mapper by switch007 on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @05:14AM (#39988616)
One place even has six silent letters at the beginning!
Re:British Placename Mapper by arethuza on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:53AM (#39989255)
I presume you are referring to Derry/Londonderry?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derry/Londonderry_name_dispute

Re:British Placename Mapper by switch007 on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:58AM (#39989703)
Right, though I didn't realise the website doesn't cover NI
Re:British Placename Mapper by arp242 on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:06AM (#39989340)
And the obvious way to solve this would be to rename it to Zürichderry, which will make everyone equally unhappy and angry, and is therefore the fairest solution.
Re:British Placename Mapper by willtemperley on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @05:59AM (#39988898)
I don't think people from that particular place, using that particular spelling consider themselves British
Re:British Placename Mapper by switch007 on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:18AM (#39989037)
Thanks, I know. Was trying to keep it light. Oh well
Re:British Placename Mapper by willtemperley on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @01:40PM (#39993550)
You managed to find the only context imaginable in which the joke didn't work!
Re:British Placename Mapper by Shrezzing on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:08AM (#39988951)
Cwmystwyth is 10 letters with no vowels.
Re:British Placename Mapper by eigenket on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:16AM (#39989022)
No it's not. W and y are vowels in Welsh (y can also be a consonant sometimes but I think only in words loaned from English). In Welsh the letter w stands for a sound something like the double o in the English word book.
Re:British Placename Mapper by lenerdenator on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @10:12AM (#39990950)
There's an event horizon that conventional wisdom slips over when dealing with many things in the British Isles.

You don't pronounce the first six letters in Londonderry, four countries is the same as one country, 26 + 6 somehow equals one...

Re:British Placename Mapper by switch007 on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @11:39AM (#39991950)
But you're OK with 50 states and a district being one country?

Also I'm curious if you're familiar with any history of the islands of Ireland and Great Britain? If not, I recommend reading up - save you accusing any country of just being unwise, or whatever it is you are attempting to convey with "an event horizon that conventional wisdom slips over"

Re:British Placename Mapper by ben_w on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @12:26PM (#39992555)
"Four countries is one country" is very different from "50 states is one country".

For one, Northern Ireland is variously described as a country, province or region despite (sometimes) having its own government and semi-independent legal system.

Wales has its own language and parliament, but shares a legal system (but not all laws) with England.

Scotland has its own legal system and is supposed to be the equal counter-party to {England {which included Wales}} in the name "United Kingdom of …".

England doesn't have an independent parliament of its own, "just" (scare-quotes needed) the one for the whole UK.

The history may have led to the status quo, but it's fair and reasonable to say the status quo is bonkers.

Re:British Placename Mapper by brnt on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @04:20PM (#39995307)
I like the French now tradition of a full reboot every now and then. Cruft is qaint, but century after century or so parts become a burden. Forcing yourself to decide what to keep and what to toss is good.
Re:British Placename Mapper by switch007 on Thursday April 11, 2024 @04:04AM (#39999561)
Actually I think you're on to something.
Re:British Placename Mapper by switch007 on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @12:59PM (#39992974)
This discussion reminds of when a junior joins a team on an old monolith and after 3 days claims everything a mess! It's bonkers! How can you work like this! I could rewrite this perfectly in 3 months! Is it "bonkers" if it's generating $1bn in revenue?

UK GDP is $3tn :D

> "Four countries is one country" is very different from "50 states is one country".

I don't think you made a very compelling argument. Both are made of constituent parts. Both are "united" in various ways. States have their own constitutions, laws etc. It's messy. Fewer issues around language, I grant that.

Re:British Placename Mapper by ben_w on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @01:57PM (#39993770)
> UK GDP is $3tn :D

Most of which is England

> I don't think you made a very compelling argument

Fair enough.

"Four countries is one country" has the same level of abstraction; "50 states is one country" (or in reverse, the EU can be seen as "27 countries one state" if you squint and are a bit vague with definitions) is different kinds of abstraction.

Pizza is a possible pizza topping, but it's also weird.

Re:British Placename Mapper by dfawcus on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:42PM (#39996859)
> > UK GDP is $3tn :D > Most of which is England

Largely because of where the tax is booked, due to many companies having their headquarters office in London.

Most of the Oil revenue is raised in Scotland, what would the balance look like if that was booked in Edinburgh instead?

Re:British Placename Mapper by dfawcus on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:39PM (#39996835)
> "Four countries is one country" is very different from "50 states is one country".

Except it ain't the former, it is more "A state comprising of 3* countries, and part of a 4th".

* Well if we add Cornwall, we get 4 internal GB countries, plus the bit of Ireland which came back.

It used to be that UK was described as "2 countries, a principality and a province", except it is not the whole province...

Re:British Placename Mapper by lambdas on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:59AM (#39989294)
I would also like the people of Frome to stop being churlish and admit that’s not how you pronounce that combination of letters
Re:British Placename Mapper by flir on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:02AM (#39989307)
frrrrrruuuume!

(rhymes with scone).

Re:British Placename Mapper by KineticLensman on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @07:24AM (#39989434)
> (rhymes with scone).

For those who didn't hear the whoosh, is that the 'scoan' or 'scon' pronunciation?

Re:British Placename Mapper by flir on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @11:56AM (#39992159)
Bonus third choice: Stone of Scone.

Pronounced like Frome ;)

Re:British Placename Mapper by happymellon on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @05:43AM (#39988786)
The US has the same issue, just maybe not to the same extent.

Is it pronounced in English, Spanish, one of the Native American tongues?

Unless you are from the US and get taught these things it's easy to get place names wrong.

Re:British Placename Mapper by eigenket on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @05:57AM (#39988883)
US pronunciation is (from the point of view of a western european) very very wild sometimes. If you ask anyone who lives closer to Paris than America how to pronounce the university of Notre Dame you're going to get a very different answer to someone who's an alumnus (something like Nodur Dayme?).
Re:British Placename Mapper by julian_t on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @06:22AM (#39989056)
Yep... Calais (ME) and Bryn Mawr (PA) come to mind.
Re:British Placename Mapper by kjellsbells on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @09:37AM (#39990593)
New Orleans.

Nor-luns (locals)

Nyoo Or-lee-uns (british)

Noo Or-leh-onz (confused french people)

Its confusing.

Re:British Placename Mapper by mytailorisrich on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @10:45AM (#39991280)
French people say La Nouvelle Orleans as it is supposed to be ;)
Re:British Placename Mapper by dctoedt on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @12:51PM (#39992858)
I think they'd also say laissez rouler les bon temps (let roll the good times) as proper French grammar.
Re:British Placename Mapper by sorokod on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @11:36AM (#39991923)
What would a native French speaker make of DuPage county?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DuPage_County,_Illinois

Re:British Placename Mapper by eigenket on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @11:45AM (#39992005)
The name of the whole of Illinois is an American-English mispronunciation of a French mispronunciation of a Native American word which is/was something like irenwe·wa.
Re:British Placename Mapper by macintux on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @11:59AM (#39992204)
Versaylz, Indiana.
Re:British Placename Mapper by psunavy03 on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @11:10AM (#39991581)
TIL Britain is like Washington State. Try getting anyone from east of the Cascades to pronounce Sequim, Snoqualmie, Snohomish, Puyallup, or Cle Elum correctly.
Re:British Placename Mapper by Symbiote on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @12:07PM (#39992286)
I think there are even places with the same spelling but different pronunciations, as they're a long distance from each other.
Re:British Placename Mapper by iam-TJ on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @01:35PM (#39993480)
I get a giggle every time I hear an American talk about "Fort Belvoir" because in the English Vale of Belvoir, under Belvoir Castle, it is pronounced "Beaver" not "Bel-Voir"