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Re:Latam Airlines SYD to AKL flight: 50 people treated after... by koolba on Monday March 11, 2024 @07:29AM (#39666755)
After the recent incidents, I’d love to see zip line style safety lines in planes. When you get up to use the lavatory, you’d connect your carabiner to the aisle ceiling and floor lines to keep you level in case of a sudden movement.
Re:Latam Airlines SYD to AKL flight: 50 people treated after... by HL33tibCe7 on Monday March 11, 2024 @08:11AM (#39667137)
This idea wouldn’t actually solve most of the biggest problems during turbulence, which is people hitting their heads on the ceiling, and people getting hit by luggage falling out of the overhead storage.

I think having a cable flying around would actually be dangerous in itself. Wouldn’t want to get it caught around your neck…

Re:Latam Airlines SYD to AKL flight: 50 people treated after... by koolba on Monday March 11, 2024 @08:27AM (#39667310)
> This idea wouldn’t actually solve most of the biggest problems during turbulence, which is people hitting their heads on the ceiling, …

It’s two cable lines, one on the ceiling and one on the floor. Each would be separately attached to the passengers harness so the freedom of movement is only up and down, limited to the amount of slack in the short length that connects the passenger to the plane.

> … and people getting hit by luggage falling out of the overhead storage.

We can give everyone a hard hat too.

Re:Latam Airlines SYD to AKL flight: 50 people treated after... by j-a-a-p on Monday March 11, 2024 @09:44AM (#39668156)
You will at least not get sucked out when a door pops open again.
Re:Latam Airlines SYD to AKL flight: 50 people treated after... by InitialLastName on Monday March 11, 2024 @10:20AM (#39668584)
Not to mention the cables being a tripping hazard in the (far more common) ingress and egress situations.
Re:Latam Airlines SYD to AKL flight: 50 people treated after... by beAbU on Monday March 11, 2024 @07:51AM (#39666941)
I think you can forget about using the loo succesfully if you can't even walk down the aisle without incident...
Re:Latam Airlines SYD to AKL flight: 50 people treated after... by bloomingeek on Monday March 11, 2024 @09:18AM (#39667857)
This is a great point, I've often wondered why there are no seat belts on airplane toilets. Yes, there would be many obstacles to overcome (please, no course jokes) but there have been several times when I was using the facilities on a plane and turbulence ensued and I almost panicked thinking about all the possible bad things that could happen.
Re:Latam Airlines SYD to AKL flight: 50 people treated after... by odiroot on Monday March 11, 2024 @09:58AM (#39668312)
Now imagine your neck catching this zipline.