I like the simplicity.
- Bigger, better dust bin
- Slightly less dust makes it into the HEPA filter
- Slightly better / cheaper roller design
... and similar details.
A friend gave me their smarter vacuum (which they didn't use), and I hated it:
1) It tried to overthink things and was pretty demanding.
2) It didn't clean as well. My Roomba has a pretty anaemic vacuum, but cleans very well by virtue of going over every place many times in random directions as it bumps along for 30+ minutes. The smart vacuum plotted a course which covered everything once, finished up in record time, and nothing was actually clean.
What's odd is that even now, 2+ decades after launch, so little has improved. What I really want is "cyclone operation," as in any modern dumb vacuum, so most of the dust doesn't make it to the HEPA filter. The design is stupid simple:
- Air comes into a circular container from a hole in the side, so the air spins.
- Suction comes out a hole in the top at a half-way point in the radius of the dust container, while most of the dust wants to stay at the inside or outside
- If you're even more clever, you put the suction at half height, because dust naturally goes to the bottom.
The annoying thing is cleaning or replacing filters.
The "gets stuck under furniture" is a bug. However, I don't have much furniture at Roomba height. If I did, it'd make the device useless.
Bought two sharks for $300 each. Not quite as good, but so much cheaper. And doesn’t require bags.
( Also lol at the "batteries" that catch fire, as if that's actually a thing that people should worry about. Might as well be scared of your canister vacuum's motor burning out and destroying your house, or never buy a laptop!!)
Meanwhile, e.g. loading and unloading the dishwasher annoys me enough that I must admit I have considered replacing my dishwasher with two slimline or drawer ones so I can use stuff out of one while filling the other...
There's nothing worth buying more than free time.
I think you're mad about something but I can't quite pinpoint what, because it's not frustrating, the charging station isn't that ugly and is out of the way (because the robot knows how to get back to it), and lithium batteries have not been a real fire hazard since the note 8. I agree that using them in the first place is kind of Not Nice for the planet, but since you brought up the points of frustrating and tripping over stuff: do you somehow think using a wired vacuum is a pleasant experience?