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Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by xdavidliu on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @07:34PM (#36688585)
She probably did not pay too much attention to the names of the spreadsheet functions on the phone that she briefly touched to film a commercial. It's obviously not "being proud of ignorance" or anything like that.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by gardenhedge on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @07:56PM (#36688748)
Firstly, how do you not know what Microsoft Excel is? Secondly, she's the one who is using it and is the focus of the memes she is talking about.. and she still doesn't just look it up.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by petsfed on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @08:16PM (#36688886)
Thanks to e.g. Google Sheets, excel itself doesn't dominate the market like it used to. Beyond that, I've had a litany of jobs where I had zero reason to ever use a spreadsheet, one of which was one where I actually sold Microsoft Office licenses.

For a great many folks, the only time they may have encountered spreadsheet software at all was in a school computer literacy class, and even then...

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by SOLAR_FIELDS on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @02:31AM (#36691078)
Maybe I have grown out of being in Windows world for awhile and am biased, but it does seem like 2023 Excel is less ubiquitous in cultural mindshare than 2007 Excel. There’s probably a lot of factors contributing to that.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by legostormtroopr on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @08:37PM (#36689032)
Taking a generous perspective - her job is a musical artist.

Unless you are in her industry, there are probably tons of things she knows about you and I don't - like good brands of music sheets, mixing desks or microphones.

Excel is known, by a certain selection of office workers.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by gonzo41 on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @08:14PM (#36688870)
Because she's got a life and better things to do.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by gardenhedge on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @08:42AM (#36693709)
She's in conversations about it though and still doesn't know..
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by killerdhmo on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @08:02PM (#36688785)
lol a lot of normal people don't know what Excel is.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by croes on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @09:31PM (#36689423)
According to the post she's using Sheet not Excel
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by gmadsen on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @11:19PM (#36690101)
well microsoft says there is 750 million users of excel globally. So potentially 90% of the world?
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by sonicshadow on Thursday July 13, 2023 @12:46PM (#36712192)
9%
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by gmadsen on Monday July 17, 2023 @11:05PM (#36767315)
I was answering the inverse. If 9% use, then 91% don't
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by dragonwriter on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @11:29PM (#36690149)
> Firstly, how do you not know what Microsoft Excel is?

By not being in a office-work career field.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by xdavidliu on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @04:06AM (#36691668)
I suspect this "how do you not know Excel" sentiment is psychologically similar to people in the US (where I live) telling others to "speak English" instead of their native language.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by gardenhedge on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @08:40AM (#36693688)
You're incorrect and you're just ignoring the second part of my comment too.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by sonicshadow on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @10:30PM (#36704363)
> You’re incorrect

Good argument

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by kube-system on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @12:23PM (#36697020)
> how do you not know what Microsoft Excel is?

She signed a record deal at age 14, back at a time when knowing how to power on a computer was seen as a specialized office skill.

> she's the one who is using it

She isn't a director, and likely had no role in preparing props.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by wvenable on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @08:42PM (#36689064)
The inside shot of the phone wasn't even her -- the phone probably wasn't even powered on when she was handling it.

She just has better things to do than care about something this stupid.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by gmt2027 on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @09:52PM (#36689571)
Any celebrity should familiarise themselves with the companies and products they endorse. If all they can manage is to do so at a superficial level, they should seriously consider declining. It is just amazing that society rewards such a lack of integrity.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by filoleg on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @11:47PM (#36690270)
> Any celebrity should familiarise themselves with the companies and products they endorse.

There is a difference between endorsing a product and acting in an ad for a product. The latter is an acted out sketch.

To be ultra-pedantic, one can same the same (just in a different way) for paid endorsements. But I hope the factual difference between the two is obvious enough to not need further explanation.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by gmt2027 on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @12:56AM (#36690610)
I do not believe the line is so clear cut for a recognisable face. Brands seek out these celebrities and pay a premium for the aura. The endorsement is implicit.

Consider that the relationship works both ways, the celebrity's own brand is tarnished by involvement with a product hit by scandal. See the celebrities that promoted FTX as an example. It is in their own interest to do some due diligence.

Conversely, the ads would be dropped if the celebrity actor became toxic. If Kelly Rowland made Kanye-style comments about Nazis or Jews, the ad would be buried. Are Kevin Spacey ads still airing?

The entire celebrity/influencer marketing system intentionally exploits a failure mode of human cognitive bias for profit. Transactional endorsements are morally bankrupt. A family member or friend that blindly recommended a product or service for pay would lose respect for that breach of trust. Celebrities that people respect should be held to the same or higher standards.

Consider this, if John Carmack regularly did ads playing a generic software engineer at BigCo and it turned out he didn't even know what the products were, would this community hold him in the same high regard?

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by flohofwoe on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @03:05AM (#36691286)
Ads uncovered as exploitation scheme, news at 11 !!

Or as the old capitalist saying goes: We know they are telling us bullshit, they know they are telling us bullshit, they know we know they are telling us bullshit, we know they know we know they are telling us bullshit, but we are still buying their product ;)

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by lawtalkinghuman on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @06:23AM (#36692518)
It is neither an endorsement nor an ad. It is a music video.

Now, Nokia could have been paying her to use their phone during the music video - product placement is a thing, and you can see the brand logo in the shot. But I suspect if they were, Nokia's brand reps probably wouldn't have wanted a shot of a popular R&B singer trying to text from a spreadsheet and would have made sure the shot looked better to protect their brand.

If it's not Nokia she's "endorsing", then presumably it's Excel. That fails on the basis that she probably wouldn't have been using Excel on the phone. As noted in jgc's blog post, it's likely the built-in spreadsheet software in Symbian. Either way, it isn't distinctly Excel - it's a generic spreadsheet app with no particular visual distinctiveness that would pick it out as Excel. People only say it's Excel because that's the spreadsheet they're most familiar with.

(Incidentally, I'm all for ensuring celebrities who do paid endorsements are doing so responsibly. There ought to be some consequences for the public figures who used their fame to push cryptoscams including Tom Brady, Matt Damon, Jimmy Fallon, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian etc. if only so it prompts their agents to think twice and do some due diligence in the future.)

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by filoleg on Tuesday July 18, 2023 @01:50PM (#36776566)
> It is neither an endorsement nor an ad. It is a music video. Now, Nokia could have been paying her to use their phone during the music video - product placement is a thing, and you can see the brand logo in the shot.

I believe it is a fairly clear example of product placement, which is a form of advertisement. Like, when I see Andrew Garfield playing the role of Spiderman and having shots of him using Bing in those movies, there is no way I could consider it anything but product placement/ad.

Sure, there are less clear-cut edge cases in music, such as rappers namedropping luxury brands like LV, Ferrari, Rolex, etc., but at this point it is a part of the identity of the genre.

But overall, I think it is pretty obvious that when a brand/logo gets prominently featured in media such as movies, music videos, etc., it is for product placement purposes. And in cases when it isn't, taking it as a personal endorsement is kind of silly. For me, personal endorsement is cleanly defined as using and/or recommending products explicitly, outside of "fictional" media you produce (e.g., MKBHD reviewing tech products is not "fictional" media, so for him the endorsement would often come from within the media he produces).

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by ruined on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @12:47AM (#36690569)
why aren't you in commercials
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by raverbashing on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @10:51PM (#36689923)
This sounds like a more likely explanation; it was filmed separately
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by arp242 on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @09:21PM (#36689353)
In that interview she is definitely "proud" not knowing what Excel is. Not knowing what Excel is is fine. Being proud of it is not.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by scarface_74 on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @02:12AM (#36690988)
If you walked into her music studio would you know what every piece of equipment does? Would you be ashamed of admitting you didn’t?

How much do you even know about music theory or dance choreography?

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by arpa on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @02:34AM (#36691096)
Why would i need to know some nerdy music theory, bruh? It's not like this knowledge is peoples' livelihood, why should I care what those no-life nerds do with their freaky little tools. I have over $12 mil of net worth, why should i give two fucks about that shit?
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by arpa on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @04:48AM (#36691953)
/s obviously
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by arp242 on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @09:55AM (#36694566)
That doesn't connect with that video or my commentary about it in the slightest.

If I did something wrong with a flofof in public, and people comment and ask my about my wrong usage of a flofof for years, and I respond with "bitch, I don't know what a flofof is, and I don't want to know, looollll, keepin' it real bro!" then I'd be a right idiot – not for doing something wrong with a flofof, or not immediately knowing what a flofof is, but for not WANTING to know and making a show out of not knowing.

This is performative idiocy.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by scarface_74 on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @11:12AM (#36695743)
It implies that directly. I work in cloud consulting. I have my specialties and I know a little about the other areas.

Heck, I just did a CI/CD proof of concept where the company was using Java Docker containers. I don’t know Java at all and haven’t done anything in Java in two decades (I’m a .Net, Python, JavaScript guy)

I used ChatGPT to help me create a simple Java Spring Boot app in a Docker container with JUnit tests. I freely admitted I don’t know Java and that I used ChatGPT to do Java parts. That’s not what I was brought in for just like she wasn’t brought in to do Excel.

ChatGPT propped me up just like her producers propped her up and brought her in to do a role

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by ruszki on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @04:34PM (#36701265)
Your comment is still totally irrelevant what others are talking about. It’s fine to admit that you don’t know about something no matter it’s relevance. It’s not fine to be proud of it no matter it’s relevance to anybody.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by scarface_74 on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @05:03PM (#36701651)
I am proud to admit that I don’t know astrophysics, how to do brain surgery, fly a plain, do a slam dunk from the three point line, and many other things.

If the pilot on Delta had a heart attack and the flight attendant ask me to fly the plane, I would say “here’s the ‘sitch, I don’t know anything about flying a plane”

I have no idea why geeks are getting their panties all twisted because a famous singer doesn’t know Excel.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by ruszki on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @05:31PM (#36701964)
Nobody cares here that she doesn’t know, or what you doesn’t know, or even what you know.

We care about that you and Kelly preach ignorance, which is proven to be damaging to you or for the society at large.

Btw, for your Delta example: you don’t need to be proud of your lack of knowledge to admit that you don’t know anything. In your example, there is no sign of proudness.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by scarface_74 on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @05:57PM (#36702242)
Is there absolutely nothing in the cornucopia of human knowledge that you don’t know or have no desire to learn? What was she suppose to do go out and take an extension course on Microsoft Office?

If she asked you to be one of her backup dancers would you expect people to tsk tsk on their high horse if you laughed and said “I can’t dance. I have no desire to learn how to dance and I have two left feet”?

What’s the difference?

and while you say that’s a crazy example and dismiss it like you do the others, I actually was a part time fitness instructor about a decade ago and I did learn some about choreography, staying on beat to music, creating choreography that changed with the 32 count phrase of music, how to mix my own 32 count music with what is now Adobe Audition, etc and I had plenty of geeks come to my classes bragging about their ignorance when it came to having rythym.

Is that the same in your eyes - being proud of their ignorance?

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by sonicshadow on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @10:28PM (#36704357)
The difference is that Microsoft Excel is more important than dancing, and we won’t stop until all of humanity is subjugated to the wonders of Excel 24/7! /s
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by ruszki on Thursday July 13, 2023 @12:18AM (#36704964)
> Is there absolutely nothing in the cornucopia of human knowledge that you don’t know or have no desire to learn?

Totally irrelevant to the topic what I desire.

> What was she suppose to do go out and take an extension course on Microsoft Office?

No. She could just simply admit that she didn’t and doesn’t know what is Excel. She didn’t just do that. She was cocky about it.

> If she asked you to be one of her backup dancers would you expect people to tsk tsk on their high horse if you laughed and said “I can’t dance. I have no desire to learn how to dance and I have two left feet”?

Yeah, because this is cocky. You can say the same thing without being asshole.

> Is that the same in your eyes - being proud of their ignorance?

Yes, if they really bragged about it. You can convey the same information without bragging and being cocky.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by foldr on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @12:06PM (#36696715)
>"bitch, I don't know what a flofof is, and I don't want to know, looollll, keepin' it real bro!"

It seems like you're getting some kind of racial McGurk effect here? Kelly Rowland does not talk anything like this in the linked video. Here is what she actually says:

"Here's the sitch. I don't know what that is. I don't know what Microsoft Excel is. I don't know. I don't have a clue. So when I saw all these memes, I was like 'I don't care'."

Apart from 'sitch' and 'like' (which are both very common usages in informal conversation) this is all fully standard American English. You're getting worked up about someone saying that (i) they don't know what Microsoft Excel is and (ii) that they don't care about some memes. The "performative idiocy" exists only in your imagination.

The irony is that you're doing your own version of performative idiocy in your attempt to (I guess?) imitate Black American English.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by sonicshadow on Thursday July 13, 2023 @12:34PM (#36711967)
Well this is HN, where every white dude with green hair behind a keyboard who has a shiny tech job thinks that the entire world should know all the things they know, regardless of profession, background, or interest.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by fargle on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @02:17AM (#36691013)
that's "the sitch"

it's not the ignorance, it's the gleeful arrogance and gloating about being ignorant.

this kind of attitude is dangerous.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by sonicshadow on Thursday July 13, 2023 @02:51PM (#36714220)
You using incorrect grammar and not capitalizing the first word of each sentence is about as dangerous.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by fargle on Friday July 14, 2023 @12:10AM (#36719395)
the incorrect grammar is a quote from the video

i'm a c programmer, lowercase is beautiful and saves some pinky effort

the celebration and glorification of ignorance and simultaneously the persecution of intellect is a common facet of nearly all fascist, authoritarian, and communist regimes.

my counter-culture capitalization is harmless, but i'm amused that it got your goat.

Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by cxr on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:29PM (#36751572)
I didn't know a comma splice could be captured on video.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by fargle on Monday July 17, 2023 @01:16PM (#36761002)
LOL, actually watching the video, I'm sure it did.

semi-intentional:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comma_splice

    Comma splices are also occasionally used in fiction, poetry, and other forms of literature to convey a particular mood
    or informal style. Some authors use commas to separate short clauses only.
Re:Kelly Rowland couldn't have used the =HYPERLINK() functio... by cxr on Monday July 17, 2023 @04:01PM (#36763255)
What?