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Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by vorpalhex on Thursday April 20, 2023 @11:55AM (#35642027)
It's possible you're in a coma and everything you're experiencing is a terribly detailed dream.

It's not very likely though.

Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by TJSomething on Thursday April 20, 2023 @12:03PM (#35642129)
That one's pretty easy to disprove though. Just have a computer solve a random NP-complete problem and then verify it by hand.
Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by gala8y on Thursday April 20, 2023 @12:15PM (#35642271)
Can you, please, explain?
Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by Dylan16807 on Thursday April 20, 2023 @12:33PM (#35642511)
We're assuming in this scenario that your memory is still basically functional, so the math on a sheet of paper won't be replaced suddenly without you noticing.

If you can't even remember things in the medium term that's a level beyond "trapped in a dream" that's much more hopeless.

So, with that assumption, you make a computer solve a problem that's impossible for a human to work through in a practical amount of time. And then you verify it got the right answer. This proves the math wasn't done by your dreaming brain. (At least it proves it to a pretty good certainty, and you can repeat the test.)

Many NP-complete problems are good candidates here for slow solutions and fast verifications.

Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by tadfisher on Thursday April 20, 2023 @12:49PM (#35642745)
This assumes the dreamer is a human brain.
Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by therein on Thursday April 20, 2023 @01:58PM (#35643727)
Yeah I kept thinking about simulation stuff too but GP's method is a good one for being trapped in one's own mind situation.

Also for situations that have the standard dream level of fidelity, you can try basic reality checks like putting your finger through your hand or more conspicuously spinning along your own axis.

Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by jonas21 on Thursday April 20, 2023 @12:53PM (#35642798)
At least in my dreams, nonsensical things happen all the time, but within the dream seem completely reasonable.
Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by Dylan16807 on Thursday April 20, 2023 @01:07PM (#35643007)
It's not so bad to miss a hundred signs if you have a reliable test to try.
Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by gala8y on Friday April 21, 2023 @09:47AM (#35653670)
Thanks, I will try to understand it, but I need to read some stuff beforehand, I guess.
Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by psychphysic on Thursday April 20, 2023 @12:15PM (#35642273)
How would this work?
Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by stametseater on Thursday April 20, 2023 @12:16PM (#35642296)
Read a page of text, then read it again to see if it changed. This test never seems to fail, at least in the sort of dreams I can remember having after waking up. Usually I can't read at all in dreams, and when I can, the text is different every time I read it.
Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by JohnFen on Thursday April 20, 2023 @12:47PM (#35642717)
> Usually I can't read at all in dreams

I thought this was just me! There have been times when I've "read" in dreams (signs, usually), but I don't actually visualize the words. I just "know" what they say.

Re:Mullvad VPN was subject to a search warrant by RomanPushkin on Thursday April 20, 2023 @01:18PM (#35643163)
> not very likely

I would even say "highly unlikely". I revisited how I understand "unlikely" after reading this:

> Radioactive capsule that fell off truck found in Australia... Radiation Services WA general manager Lauren Steen describing it as a "highly unlikely" scenario.