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Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by csense on Thursday December 22, 2022 @06:14PM (#34100239)
Okay so it's basically a bail bond, sign over the $2M house to get the bondsman to post $250M bond.

What bondsman has $250M? Even if they did, why would they ever agree to this?

Isn't getting $2M from a defendant on a bail bond less than even the interest you could probably get by just putting your $250M in, say, a Treasury bond over the same timeframe?

For that matter, who's willing to bet $250M at 99-to-1 payout odds that a smart guy like SBF won't be able to disappear and pop up in Dubai or somewhere with no extradition to the US? (Remember SBF probably had the means, motive, opportunity and moral character to siphon a couple hundred million worth of BTC into a wallet there are no records of. And he knew for a long time FTX was going to collapse and he was probably being investigated.)

Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by jacquesm on Thursday December 22, 2022 @06:17PM (#34100279)
You also need to factor in the cost of plastic surgery and a new identity because I guarantee that if he 'just' skips to Dubai he won't be safe.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by wombatpm on Thursday December 22, 2022 @07:29PM (#34100879)
Nah, he just needs a haircut and decent wardrobe and no one would recognize him.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by DonHopkins on Thursday December 22, 2022 @07:43PM (#34100973)
Plus a lot of shampoo or Dawn dishwashing detergent to wash out all that unctuous grease of effective altruism.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by 111111101101 on Thursday December 22, 2022 @07:57PM (#34101068)
People say this kind of thing all the time but I'm yet to see an internet scammer get their comeuppance. That includes people who have been identified after running exit scamming darknet markets. My guess would be that when it comes to online fraud, people are more willing to swallow it because it doesn't seem so real.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by jacquesm on Thursday December 22, 2022 @08:44PM (#34101390)
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by mhb on Thursday December 22, 2022 @09:08PM (#34101562)
And? Are you saying she's dead, got plastic surgery, is very good at hiding? Or what?
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by jacquesm on Thursday December 22, 2022 @09:21PM (#34101649)
Any one of those I guess. I'm not going to make that call, Interpol has a warrant out and nothing happened as a result of that so if she's hiding she's very good at it (which may well include plastic surgery) and if she's dead she did in fact get her comeuppance and then some.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by dragonwriter on Thursday December 22, 2022 @06:49PM (#34100570)
> Okay so it's basically a bail bond,

It is exactly a bond for bail, yes.

> sign over the $2M house to get the bondsman to post $250M bond.

No, there is no bondsman, the house is pledged directly to the court as security, his parents are additional surety for the $250M, and two other people are signing lesser bonds.

Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by vkou on Thursday December 22, 2022 @07:42PM (#34100967)
How exactly are his parents able to provide a surety for $250M? Do they have assets worth that much? If not, what's even the point of setting bail at $250M, if you only need to put up $4M in collateral?

Why does he get to do this, while someone with a $50,000 bail has to either put up the entire cash amount, or pay 10% in interest to a bondsman?

Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by c22 on Thursday December 22, 2022 @08:16PM (#34101208)
The court must be convinced that the parties involved are good for it or they would not have accepted the surety. The point of bail is just to ensure you show up to court, not to collect a windfall of profit for the state.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by csense on Thursday December 22, 2022 @08:16PM (#34101201)
> his parents are additional surety for the $250M

This is an odd phrase.

So what happens if SBF disappears? Do the parents lose their $2M house? Lose their $2M house and become $248M in debt? Go to jail?

What keeps the whole family from simply going on a sudden vacation to Dubai and letting the court take their house? Losing one's childhood home is sad, but stolen Bitcoins can still buy a very nice replacement.

Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by landemva on Thursday December 22, 2022 @09:25PM (#34101672)
His parents are reported to have a $16M Bahamas property in their names, so they can just go to the other houses they bought with funds from their college professor salaries.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by hintymad on Thursday December 22, 2022 @10:19PM (#34102007)
How can a Palo Alto house be worth only $2M? Or SBF’s parents had only $2M worth of equity on the house?