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Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by jacquesm on Thursday December 22, 2022 @06:17PM (#34100279)
You also need to factor in the cost of plastic surgery and a new identity because I guarantee that if he 'just' skips to Dubai he won't be safe.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by wombatpm on Thursday December 22, 2022 @07:29PM (#34100879)
Nah, he just needs a haircut and decent wardrobe and no one would recognize him.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by DonHopkins on Thursday December 22, 2022 @07:43PM (#34100973)
Plus a lot of shampoo or Dawn dishwashing detergent to wash out all that unctuous grease of effective altruism.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by 111111101101 on Thursday December 22, 2022 @07:57PM (#34101068)
People say this kind of thing all the time but I'm yet to see an internet scammer get their comeuppance. That includes people who have been identified after running exit scamming darknet markets. My guess would be that when it comes to online fraud, people are more willing to swallow it because it doesn't seem so real.
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by jacquesm on Thursday December 22, 2022 @08:44PM (#34101390)
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by mhb on Thursday December 22, 2022 @09:08PM (#34101562)
And? Are you saying she's dead, got plastic surgery, is very good at hiding? Or what?
Re:FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250M bail by jacquesm on Thursday December 22, 2022 @09:21PM (#34101649)
Any one of those I guess. I'm not going to make that call, Interpol has a warrant out and nothing happened as a result of that so if she's hiding she's very good at it (which may well include plastic surgery) and if she's dead she did in fact get her comeuppance and then some.