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Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by jboggan on Friday June 24, 2022 @05:48PM (#31869857)
Reminds me of a time that I played a Bitcoin poker game at some Google VP's place up in the hills with Charlie Lee and a few other early crypto luminaries in 2014. It took us over an hour to figure out sending BTC to the "buy-in" pot because most of us had 2FA enabled on our Coinbase accounts and the cell reception was so bad at that we couldn't get our confirmation texts. We ended up writing IOUs on a sheet of paper.

I thought, "if the people in the vanguard of this movement can't figure this out, maybe it isn't all that it's cracked up to be".

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by bhtru on Friday June 24, 2022 @05:56PM (#31869949)
That's more on simply poor cell service if anything at all though no?

The tech even then seemingly worked for you then. Your anecdotal is comparable to saying students at a college not being able to add one another on Facebook in it's early days, because the campus Wi-Fi was on the fritz.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by blahblah123456 on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:00PM (#31869997)
Yes, but in real life blame doesn't matter. What matters is the alternative (a hardwired credit card terminal or cash) would've worked, and this didn't.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by arcticfox on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:20PM (#31870223)
I mean, if the wifi didn't work the credit card terminal likely might not have either. I've had issues tons of times in remote places with credit card readers.

And cash is cash, but I don't think crypto is really competing with cash, more with cash-alternatives (like credit cards, venmo etc.)

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by logifail on Saturday June 25, 2022 @06:33AM (#31874093)
> credit card terminal likely might not have either

There's a process for taking the details for an offline credit card payment[0] which is settled later.

[0] https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/8322/how-are-cr...

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by prvit on Saturday June 25, 2022 @06:55AM (#31874215)
Bitcoin also lets you sign transactions offline, which the recipient can broadcast next time they have an internet connection.

A wire transfer is really a more apt comparison when discussing sending money from Coinbase.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by chrismcb on Friday June 24, 2022 @10:47PM (#31872028)
If you were going to talk about the beginning of the movement, and then compare it to a credit card. . Consider his this would have worked at the beginning of the credit card movement. You would have pulled out your triplicate form and your credit card imprinter and basically made your IOUs that way... And then mailed them in!
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by dwild on Saturday June 25, 2022 @11:57AM (#31876265)
You can build a transaction and sign it in Bitcoin without sending it though. It just that they weren't ready for that, and probably were not interested in doing it that way either.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by idiotsecant on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:31PM (#31870322)
That's essentially saying the same thing as if the cell phones didn't work a hardwired landline would have.

It's true, but it's also missing the point.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by CameronNemo on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:13PM (#31870144)
A real cryptocurrency wallet also would have worked.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by HWR_14 on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:33PM (#31870342)
How would it have worked without the ability to communicate with the blockchain. I could double and triple spend to my heart's content.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by whatisweb3 on Friday June 24, 2022 @08:36PM (#31871278)
I think commenter is suggesting a non custodial wallet with internet access would work fine, which is true. The problem seemed to be cell signal, not internet, as they were able to use the coinbase app or website.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by Nextgrid on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:39PM (#31870406)
Not disagreeing with any of you but a blockchain payment terminal that’s itself connected to the internet could technically receive your signed transaction from your (offline) phone and then submit it to the network on your behalf. The balance on your phone wouldn’t update until it itself gets back onto the network and resyncs its state with the blockchain.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by prvit on Saturday June 25, 2022 @06:57AM (#31874228)
Credit card payments have the same problem.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by adrr on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:23PM (#31870254)
I wonder what percentage of the crypto population has wallets compared to having all their crypto on an exchange. I don’t know anyone with a wallet.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by serf on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:30PM (#31870321)
having all of your currency on an exchange, regardless of the currency, has never been a good idea.

(signed a MtGox victim.)

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by hnthrow1010 on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:40PM (#31870413)
The problem with that is, these networks are rather convoluted and are basically unusable for most people without relying on exchanges or other similar services.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by dwild on Saturday June 25, 2022 @11:59AM (#31876290)
It's no different than doing it over an exchange... The same fields are available on an application wallets and on an exchange. There's nothing convoluted there.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by colinsane on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:38PM (#31870400)
> if the people in the vanguard of this movement can't figure this out

the people “in the vanguard of [the cryptocurrency] movement” absolutely use non-custodial wallets (SW or HW). the part of this story where “the vanguard” is using custodial wallets is the least believable.

the average speculator, sure — they’ll go with whatever’s easiest for them, which is probably to keep their crypto on the exchange. “vanguard” users? lmao.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by colinmhayes on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:22PM (#31870247)
90% of people won't use their own wallets.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by CameronNemo on Saturday June 25, 2022 @03:27PM (#31877990)
Then 90% of people don't get crypto or don't care. Which seems to be true. They just keep it in their coinbase or robinhood account and wait for the price to go (back) up until they sell.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by phs318u on Friday June 24, 2022 @07:11PM (#31870685)
I think 90% is a massive underestimate.

EDITED to correct autocorrect.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by prvit on Saturday June 25, 2022 @06:57AM (#31874225)
Aren’t bank transfers the obvious alternative to Coinbase payments? That wouldn’t have worked.

Regular bitcoin transaction OTOH would presumably have worked just as well as credit cards.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by ethanbond on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:10PM (#31870102)
Except that… you don’t need to use Facebook to hypothetically buy food or goods or services…

Facebook isn’t an appropriate analog to what BTC/crypto aims to be.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by bhtru on Friday June 24, 2022 @07:37PM (#31870892)
Wouldn't you still need some sort connection to the greater network to use a credit card? Of course if you're speaking about cash then yes, but BTC also comes in the form of physical coins as well if you really wanted it.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by tialaramex on Friday June 24, 2022 @08:35PM (#31871270)
> Wouldn't you still need some sort connection to the greater network to use a credit card?

Nope. Reminder for those new to how credit cards actually work, there are two distinct transactions and they are not connected. Authorization transactions establish that this is, in fact, really a credit card issued by BIG BANK, and optionally that some credentials you've got are genuine (e.g. a PIN for modern chip and PIN cards, or a 3-4 digit security code for a remote payment). Authorization aims to protect merchants from crooked customers and to some extent to protect banks from crooked merchants. Nobody cares about the customer, if you want protecting ask your government. Settlement transactions move money from the customer's account to the merchant's account.

An offline credit card terminal may be able to perform some limited Authorization with chip cards in particular, it can confirm that the chip card says this is the correct PIN for example, but regardless it can begin the Settlement transaction.

Now, the Settlement won't actually happen immediately, but eventually the transactions are batched up and sent to a bank and the bank executes them, and the settlements occur.

Debit cards can need an online transaction because the card may be unwilling to authorise the Settlement process if it can't confirm you actually have the money, as these cards may be issued to people who aren't allowed credit.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by prvit on Saturday June 25, 2022 @07:00AM (#31874240)
Bitcoin wallets can do the same. You can sign transactions without internet connectivity.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by tialaramex on Saturday June 25, 2022 @11:38AM (#31876103)
The credit card transaction involves fungible currency, the Bitcoin transaction doesn't do that. As a result the batch operation succeeds for the credit card.

Six equivalent cards, each performing six offline transactions for $5 each results in thirty six $5 transactions, $180 from one account to various merchants. Settlement transactions can complete more or less instantly or take several days, you don't care and your card isn't involved.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by prvit on Saturday June 25, 2022 @11:56AM (#31876259)
What’s the issue with Bitcoin in this context?
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by tialaramex on Saturday June 25, 2022 @03:04PM (#31877790)
The credit card transaction isn't about the specific money. A Bitcoin transaction about this Bitcoin A is different from one about this other Bitcoin B. If I do two offline transactions paying with Bitcoin A, but keep Bitcoin B each time, then even though I received goods worth two Bitcoins, the blockchain says only one merchant gets Bitcoin A and neither gets Bitcoin B. But if I do two $100 credit card transactions, those aren't for the "same" $100, when settlement is completed two $100 transactions adds up to $200.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by prvit on Saturday June 25, 2022 @04:20PM (#31878405)
Yes, but a reasonable bitcoin wallet wont let you spend the same coin twice, even if offline. As far as I know, none of the common wallet software that support offline transactions will let you do this by accident.

Credit cards suffer from a similar problem, the transactions will not necessarily go through when you get online.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by ajross on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:55PM (#31870551)
> The tech even then seemingly worked for you then

Only because they trusted each other! I mean, any currency or barter mechanism anywhere in the world or throughout history works if you trust the person to pay you tomorrow.

BTC was supposed to be able to move beyond that, somehow. And it turns out that the world still runs on trust.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by g_hn_liaison on Friday June 24, 2022 @11:02PM (#31872136)
> We ended up writing IOUs on a sheet of paper.

I imagine that the ancient version of this story is exactly how money began in the first place. "Man, it was just too hard to coordinate who got how many cows for the rocks, we just wrote a bunch of IOUs"

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by alar44 on Friday June 24, 2022 @11:25PM (#31872285)
Yep, crop futures. People wanted the security of procuring food for next season before it was harvested.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by dubswithus on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:11PM (#31870125)
Google VP doesn’t have decent Wifi?
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by tschwimmer on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:13PM (#31870146)
Perhaps it was SMS 2fac, which is additionally funny because luminaries should know it's the vastly inferior choice. In fact, it must be because I don't think authenticator apps generally need an internet connection.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by lupire on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:12PM (#31870136)
In 2014 it was hard to give out the wifi password, I guess.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by InitialBP on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:15PM (#31870165)
Wifi access does not universally mean the ability to receive texts, it can depend on your particular device and mobile carrier.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by 0des on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:24PM (#31870265)
Wait how do I do text over wifi?
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by derekp7 on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:29PM (#31870301)
I believe Google Voice can do text directly from the app, no cell service required (just an internet connection). And my phone service has been able to do LTE over WIFI for a number of years.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by PebblesRox on Friday June 24, 2022 @07:34PM (#31870857)
Yes, in college I carried a cheap pay-per-minute flip-phone plus an iPod touch. Most of the time I had wifi and could text for free from the iPod using Google Voice. In the rare cases when I was not in a place with wifi, I could just use the phone. It was a nice setup :)
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by 0des on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:31PM (#31870325)
Ah my phone doesn't have apps, that makes sense though.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by altncatchfire on Friday June 24, 2022 @07:53PM (#31870995)
Not to sound snarky but which phone do you carry that doesn't have apps in 2022 but does have WiFi?
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by 0des on Friday June 24, 2022 @11:43PM (#31872380)
its just a dumb-phone you get at the grocery store. it makes calls and does texts, but in some cases you pay per text.

edit: am i getting downvoted for not having a smart phone or for asking a dumb question? i cant tell what i've done wrong here, I'm just not a phone person.

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by quickthrower2 on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:34PM (#31870347)
Coinbase isn’t the movement
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by lupire on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:12PM (#31870131)
I'd like to hear more stories of the antics of these "luminaries".
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by deadbunny on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:19PM (#31870201)
"crypto luminaries" using Coinbase...
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by elif on Friday June 24, 2022 @05:55PM (#31869940)
the first man to ever build and sell a car, recounting his critics in the transportation industry: “There’s nothing the matter with me. It’s you! You’re crazy if you think this fool contraption you’ve been wasting your time on will ever displace the horse.”
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by 3a2d29 on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:10PM (#31870105)
Ahh the classic “people were wrong once about a technology, therefore all potential technologies are good.”

So if I found a quote about someone saying nuclear energy would power cars…would that disprove crypto? I guess so

Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by outworlder on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:15PM (#31870159)
The contraption actually had some utility.
Re:At the Bored Ape restaurant, your ApeCoin is no good now by arcticbull on Friday June 24, 2022 @06:08PM (#31870075)
Do you have a citation for that?