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Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by malux85 on Thursday January 27, 2022 @01:50AM (#30097076)
Here's a phrase that will open doors for you:

"Nobody knows what a smart fish tastes like"

Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by astrange on Thursday January 27, 2022 @03:45AM (#30097896)
Seems like people do know what whale tastes like, but I've never heard about dolphin.
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by orbifold on Thursday January 27, 2022 @04:16AM (#30098124)
There is at least one example of dolphin in Japan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiji_dolphin_drive_hunt.
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by oaiey on Thursday January 27, 2022 @06:50AM (#30099349)
So that is then evidence that there are stupid dolphins :)
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by solarengineer on Thursday January 27, 2022 @10:41AM (#30101850)
https://www.dolphinproject.com/campaigns/save-japan-dolphins...

The Taiji Dolphin hunt is cruel - close to or at par with the Faroese cruelty.

Dolphins trust humans. The Taiji fishermen hunt and Capture them for money.

Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by Ygg2 on Thursday January 27, 2022 @11:52AM (#30102852)
Both of those are mammals.
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by kuhewa on Thursday January 27, 2022 @06:00AM (#30098910)
Ask a Faroese
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by amelius on Thursday January 27, 2022 @05:01AM (#30098446)
Ever heard about fish farms?
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by kuhewa on Thursday January 27, 2022 @06:00AM (#30098913)
Fish in fish farms are pretty dumb.
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by moffkalast on Thursday January 27, 2022 @06:04AM (#30098956)
Sea cows
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by Ygg2 on Thursday January 27, 2022 @03:02AM (#30097599)
Sure we do.

We invented ways to catch ALL SEALIFE. Not just smart fish.

Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by moffkalast on Thursday January 27, 2022 @06:02AM (#30098934)
You mean dumb fish.

And a really smart fish would hang out somewhere in the hadal zone, we don't even know half the species that exist there.

Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by Ygg2 on Thursday January 27, 2022 @06:17AM (#30099068)
No. I mean what I said.

Unless by smart fish you mean either unhatched fish -OR- fish too small to be caught.

Fish have ranges. And hiding in the hadal zone is the fish equivalent "I'll hide in the hell desert". Not a smart plan.

Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by therealcamino on Thursday January 27, 2022 @08:14AM (#30100130)
It's not meant to be taken literally.
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by malux85 on Sunday January 30, 2022 @09:39PM (#30143855)
As I suspected, there is nothing here anymore
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by randomsilence on Thursday January 27, 2022 @12:44PM (#30103571)
So you may have eaten smart fish, and you still don't know what a smart fish tastes like.
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by hutzlibu on Thursday January 27, 2022 @09:34AM (#30101033)
How do you know?

That fish is so smart, it was never even spotted.

Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by Ygg2 on Thursday January 27, 2022 @11:52AM (#30102842)
So smart it aborted itself from this timeline.
Re:Searching for Susy Thunder by renewiltord on Thursday January 27, 2022 @02:48AM (#30097520)
To actually open the door, you have to say “Alexa, nobody knows what a smart fish tastes like”, though.