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Re:Woman Discovers Tiddlywink Stuck in Nose for 37 Years Aft... by msarrel on Sunday December 05, 2021 @02:36PM (#29452267)
She really got lucky here. Imagine how much worse it would be if she went for a tiddlywink test and found covid.
Re:Woman Discovers Tiddlywink Stuck in Nose for 37 Years Aft... by tonyedgecombe on Sunday December 05, 2021 @02:48PM (#29452412)
And now she has her complete tiddlywinks set again.
Re:Woman Discovers Tiddlywink Stuck in Nose for 37 Years Aft... by nallerooth on Sunday December 05, 2021 @04:55PM (#29453733)
This is the real reason why aliens have decided to not visit us for at least another 1000 years.
Re:Woman Discovers Tiddlywink Stuck in Nose for 37 Years Aft... by valdiorn on Monday December 06, 2021 @10:14AM (#29460662)
I know this type of response is generally not well seen on Hacker News, but I'd argue neither is a post like this very relevant :) Given that, I feel like it's OK to post this classic Simpsons clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWiT4jT1NWU&t=34s

Re:Woman Discovers Tiddlywink Stuck in Nose for 37 Years Aft... by karateka on Sunday December 05, 2021 @03:12PM (#29452676)
This is the actual source of the story (stuff.co.NZ not stuff.co.NAZ as news18 reports..) https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/125567224/tiddlywink-stuck-...
Re:Woman Discovers Tiddlywink Stuck in Nose for 37 Years Aft... by errcorrectcode on Monday December 06, 2021 @09:27AM (#29460086)
The Onion closes up shop after 33 years when reality deemed "weirder and dumber than any shit we could ever think of. We had a good run."
Re:Woman Discovers Tiddlywink Stuck in Nose for 37 Years Aft... by theflyingelvis on Sunday December 05, 2021 @05:16PM (#29453898)
That snot good.