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Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Friday September 10, 2021 @04:05AM (#28478900)
and oh my God don't get me started about glass ketchup bottles like they just don't work?! it's insanity trying to get ketchup out it's ludacris and oh my god
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by andylynch on Friday September 10, 2021 @08:26AM (#28480541)
Some folks actually invented a ketchup-phobic bottle coating. Their company is Liquiglide. It also works for many other things- Colgate uses it in some products but Heinz appears to have settled for upside-down bottles.
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by cromulent on Friday September 10, 2021 @09:44AM (#28481454)
The problem is not just the bottle though, right, it's that ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ketchup-is-not-ju...

Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Wednesday September 15, 2021 @12:51PM (#28541443)
my other comment was not financial advice.
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Wednesday September 15, 2021 @12:51PM (#28541441)
invest.
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by teekert on Friday September 10, 2021 @04:29AM (#28479050)
I'm thinking, all a glass bottle of Ketchup needs is a smart fridge able to detect that last bit and warn you about how hard it will be to get it out and offer advice on how to do so. Maybe some gamification could be thrown in, get more kudos the less you leave in? Yeah I'm filing patents and will contact Heinz... Think about the opportunity for notifications!
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by aspaviento on Friday September 10, 2021 @06:31AM (#28479678)
What about... turning it upside down and let graivity do its job?
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by teekert on Friday September 10, 2021 @06:50AM (#28479799)
That could be something the fridge can suggest, in email+notification+display on the outside [in flashing red]! You're on to something here!

Maybe the slapping hand (that warns you you've opened the fridge enough for the day) can be used to slap the back of the Ketchup bottle as well.

Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by OneEyedRobot on Friday September 10, 2021 @09:28AM (#28481229)
In order to maintain privacy, I'd suggest that the Heinz bottle compare a ketchup image to a hash of over-empty bottles.

The iHeinz can then send a notification to the manufacturer who then passes it to the Ketchup Police.

Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by croon on Friday September 10, 2021 @07:29AM (#28480040)
Maybe the bottle can include a time crystal that could advance the time by an hour so you don't have to wait for gravity.

I'd honestly rather buy ketchup in a refill bag for my plastic bottle than a glass bottle.

Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by Aditya_Garg on Friday September 10, 2021 @09:30AM (#28481262)
The secret is to store the bottle upside down in your fridge.

Also works well on honey bottles

Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by croon on Friday September 10, 2021 @09:32AM (#28481280)
I do this, with plastic bottles. It's a dangerous game with glass bottles and kids opening the fridge.
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Wednesday September 15, 2021 @12:53PM (#28541477)
thank you for your public service. I owe you.
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Wednesday September 15, 2021 @12:54PM (#28541487)
re-vo-lutionary.
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Wednesday September 15, 2021 @12:53PM (#28541480)
genius!
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Wednesday September 15, 2021 @12:52PM (#28541463)
I know this is sarcasm, but on the off chance it's not please assume that I was very disrespectful to you :)