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Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by croon on Friday September 10, 2021 @07:29AM (#28480040)
Maybe the bottle can include a time crystal that could advance the time by an hour so you don't have to wait for gravity.

I'd honestly rather buy ketchup in a refill bag for my plastic bottle than a glass bottle.

Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by Aditya_Garg on Friday September 10, 2021 @09:30AM (#28481262)
The secret is to store the bottle upside down in your fridge.

Also works well on honey bottles

Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by croon on Friday September 10, 2021 @09:32AM (#28481280)
I do this, with plastic bottles. It's a dangerous game with glass bottles and kids opening the fridge.
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Wednesday September 15, 2021 @12:53PM (#28541477)
thank you for your public service. I owe you.
Re:Our fridge just emailed us to say we opened its door too ... by shreyshnaccount on Wednesday September 15, 2021 @12:54PM (#28541487)
re-vo-lutionary.