Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by goatherders on Monday April 26, 2021 @11:31AM
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Years ago, Nordstrom had an employee at the store that was to be fired when a customer got super angry. They would be hauled out from the back and fired. "Fred, this lady doesn't like her pants. I believe that is your department. You're fired. Please accept our apologies, ma'am. " Then Fred would go back to the break room and read the paper until it was time to be fired again.
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by styren on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @04:13AM
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Do you have a link where I can read more about this? Nothing came up from my googling.
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by tyingq on Monday April 26, 2021 @11:31AM
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See Boston Consulting Group, Deloitte, Ernst & Young, KPMG and PwC. And then the second tier below that.
They also offer the lead-in service of making your idea into pretty slides with their logo, so it's clear later that they endorsed the idea from the get-go.
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by fakedang on Monday April 26, 2021 @11:40AM
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Uh, I'm pretty sure BCG is in the first tier, and the others you mention are in the third tier, when it comes to the Scapegoat as a Service business.
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by tyingq on Monday April 26, 2021 @11:50AM
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I don't mean the tax/audit arm of those companies. They all do the generic management consulting. I left several off. Here's a market share chart: https://imgur.com/a/O1Urjkm
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by fakedang on Monday April 26, 2021 @01:17PM
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I wasn't going by market share but by pricing. MBB charges the most per amount of "value" /"intangibles" delivered.
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by pedrosorio on Monday April 26, 2021 @01:33PM
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Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by Aperocky on Monday April 26, 2021 @11:37AM
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haha this.
This is exactly 'Scapegoat as a Service'.
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by anigbrowl on Monday April 26, 2021 @02:37PM
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You jest but there are some real people like this. My spouse once worked at small (1-200 staff) but profitable SaaS/service firm in a niche market. Another firm bought it, the Founder/CEO and some other top execs cashed out. The new parent firm folded the software and book of business into its own operations, and brought in a new CEO for the subsidiary...who methodically ran it into the ground over the course of a year or two, basically wrecking it by stages so that staff could be laid off without violating employment laws.
Mystified by this apparent gross incompetence (my spouse had been an early hire and knew the firm's operations inside out; they still had a healthy client base in addition to the software portfolio), we looked into the background of the CEO and discovered the person had done the same thing at several other firms.
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by _ZeD_ on Monday April 26, 2021 @11:40AM
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In italy a classic movie series "Fantozzi" has a scene dedicated to a "career" as scapegoat[1].
I really cannot suggest the first two movies (and the original book) enough.
[1] (partially NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJ3VyM12qM
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by CPLX on Monday April 26, 2021 @12:09PM
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This exists and is called management consulting.
Re:CEOs are hugely expensive – why not automate them?
by baq on Monday April 26, 2021 @11:30AM
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this niche is apparently quite packed with individual contractors.
For a few million dollars you can hire me, put all the blame on me, I say "I take full responsibility" and resign my position.