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Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by smt88 on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @04:13PM (#26639799)
What if the child were a little older and typed something related to launching missiles as a joke?
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by asdff on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @05:49PM (#26641012)
Nothing would happen. Hawaii sent out an alert to every single cellphone in the state that an ICBM was imminently approaching Honolulu a few years back, and no one outside of Hawaii remembers that anymore today.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by McKayDavis on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @10:57PM (#26643050)
Please don't discount the people in Hawaii that experienced this event.

We lived on O'ahu when it happened and the topic still comes up occasionally. At the time, it was quite traumatic for myself, my wife, and our kids. I spoke to a large number of people who were still in a state of shock in the following week. At least one person died of a heart attack.

Errant tweets or text messages like this from positions of authority have the potential to have very real and major effects on people's lives. Don't downplay the power they hold.

Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by exporectomy on Wednesday March 31, 2021 @12:02AM (#26643383)
It's a requirement for life to evaluate sources of information. If you hold rigid beliefs like "all information from official sources is infallible" then you're bound to be wrong sometimes. I'd say the problem was partly Hawaiians not being very good at evaluating information.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by McKayDavis on Wednesday March 31, 2021 @12:47AM (#26643624)
On the morning of January 13th, 2018 I was looking at my phone. When at 8:08am, every cell phone in the entire state simultaneously emitted an emergency alert tone and displayed this exact message:

BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

I turned on the radio and FM stations were playing the Emergency Broadcast System's well known emergency tone followed by a computerized voice playing the same message as above on repeat.

When faced with this information, time is of absolute essence. The price of taking your time to doubt things and evaluating the veracity of the information means you're not acting to potentially prevent the immient death of yourself and your family.

In this scenario, you cannot expect people to do anything but take things at face value and seek immediate shelter.

Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by whatastory on Wednesday March 31, 2021 @12:25AM (#26643515)
How else are you to evaluate an emergency alert from the government that disaster is about to strike?

People who think they're "good at evaluating information" and ignore emergency notifications can and do quite often end up dead.

Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by donw on Wednesday March 31, 2021 @01:08AM (#26643733)
I live in Japan, and long ago disabled emergency alerts for earthquakes on my phone... because they trigger whenever somebody closes a door a little too forcefully.

The core rule for any alerting system is to trigger if and only if those-to-be-alerted must take some sort of action. In this case, I was tired, pardon the pun, of being blasted out of a deep slumber at 3am for an earthquake that was so weak I could not feel it.

The only action I needed to take was to try and fall asleep again, which isn't terribly easy after your phone has jacked itself to maximum volume with urgent news of impending doom.

After the fourth time in something like two weeks, that alarm was disabled. It was useless.

Kudos to the designer for the earthquake alarm sound, though. That bit does its job brilliantly -- it instantly grabs your attention without deafening you, and you know exactly what is going on.

Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by Frost1x on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @10:59PM (#26643059)
And the Hawaii incident was over an official alert system which hit far more than cell phones: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Hawaii_false_missile_al...

This Twitter incident is a complete joke in comparison. While you should certainly be judicious if you're in any sort of significant communications role, I really don't care what's on USSTRATCOM's Twitter. I didn't even know they had a Twitter nor would I consider the information there more than a frequently updated newsletter. Give the employee a break, it's really not that big of a deal.

Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by kiddico on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @06:46PM (#26641486)
That is certainly not true. The absurdity of the situation burned the event into my mind at least, and I’ve never even been to Hawaii.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by asdff on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @07:37PM (#26641884)
No one here is hyperbole. Clearly you and me remember it. That being said, it's not like it was some 9/11 type event where everyone remembers where they were (unless you were in Hawaii I'm sure). In 10 years it's out of the public sphere. Like that plane that crashed into the ocean (which I'm willing to bet if you asked Gen Z about they would wonder if you were talking about Lost on Netflix rather than MH370), or all the other similarly-oddball incidents from the 70s, 80s, and 90s that we no longer ever mention in public discourse today.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by azhenley on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @08:39PM (#26642272)
I discuss that incident every semester in my courses. Most of the students remember it and we aren't in Hawaii.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by 0xdba on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @11:24PM (#26643187)
I remember it. IIRC, the GUI has a button for "CATASTROPHIC EVENT" right next to the one for "Buckle up for safety" or something like that.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by cl0ne on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @07:29PM (#26641825)
I remember reading about that here as it was happening.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by de_Selby on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @04:26PM (#26639983)
Is it standard practice to tweet about it when launching a nuclear attack?
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by ajhurliman on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @05:47PM (#26640978)
It's actually a requirement; nuclear launches are just a Twitter webhook
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by chris_wot on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @06:08PM (#26641198)
I've heard Twitter being accused of being a nuclear wasteland, but never of causing one.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by sharkweek on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @04:30PM (#26640039)
I think you’re drastically underestimating how many people would assume it was true
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by airhead969 on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @04:43PM (#26640188)
Sunday, October 30, 1938
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by msla on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @04:47PM (#26640239)
Ah, the "NEW MEDIA: THREAT OR MENACE?" broadcast:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_(1938_ra...

> The response may have reflected newspaper publishers' fears that radio, to which they had lost some of the advertising revenue that was scarce enough during the Great Depression, would render them obsolete. In "The War of the Worlds", they saw an opportunity to cast aspersions on the newer medium: "The nation as a whole continues to face the danger of incomplete, misunderstood news over a medium which has yet to prove that it is competent to perform the news job," wrote Editor & Publisher, the newspaper industry's trade journal.[2][55]

> William Randolph Hearst's papers called on broadcasters to police themselves, lest the government step in, as Iowa Senator Clyde L. Herring proposed a bill that would have required all programming to be reviewed by the FCC prior to broadcast (he never actually introduced it).

And we all know Hearst would have no incentive to gin up something to make radio look bad and newspapers look better.

> Few contemporary accounts exist outside newspaper coverage of the mass panic and hysteria supposedly induced by the broadcast. Justin Levine, a producer at KFI in Los Angeles, wrote in a 2000 history of the FCC's response to hoax broadcasts that "the anecdotal nature of such reporting makes it difficult to objectively assess the true extent and intensity of the panic.[56] Bartholomew sees this as yet more evidence that the panic was predominantly a creation of the newspaper industry.[57]

Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by PeterisP on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @10:24PM (#26642875)
As Reagan almost broadcast, "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by lolinder on Wednesday March 31, 2021 @12:32AM (#26643550)
Reagan didn't almost broadcast that, he said it as a joke during a sound check. It was a joke in poor taste, but it only ended up public because someone recorded the sound check and leaked it.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by pbourke on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @04:32PM (#26640055)
Well it was until January 8th or so.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by de_Selby on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @05:22PM (#26640719)
Fair point.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by adolph on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @08:35PM (#26642239)
Seriously, they could fake being sick by holding the thermometer against a lightbulb when their mom isn’t looking and after being left home alone for the day dial into that modem connected to the WOPR to play that global thermonuclear war game.
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by unnouinceput on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @09:29PM (#26642552)
Ha! Nice reference. Well, if they get a nice gf looking like Ally Sheedy then it's all for the greater good
Re:Child tweets gibberish from US nuclear-agency account by boomboomsubban on Tuesday March 30, 2021 @06:28PM (#26641352)
If nothing else, I bet it'd cause a short term panic in the stock market.