Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?

Posted by titusblair on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @04:23PM
from the self-post dept.

I don’t know, he ransomware!

Let's post more Jokes and Funny things here on HN to bring some cheer :)

Joke Credit: https://upjoke.com/hacker-jokes

( 15 comments | 20 points | on HN )

Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by pan69 on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @05:01PM (#26335286)

An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says; do you mind if I join you?

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by titusblair on Thursday March 04, 2021 @03:45AM (#26340156)

Lol good one

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by brevis on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @04:46PM (#26335100)

Saying "Java is nice because it works on all OS" is like saying "Anal sex is nice because it works on all gender".

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by joshmanders on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @08:10PM (#26337300)

https://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes

I'll just leave this here.

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by fileeditview on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @05:41PM (#26335843)

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by ASalazarMX on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @06:33PM (#26336410)

"Editing is a rewording activity." - Epigram on Programming 110 (https://cpsc.yale.edu/epigrams-programming)

I'm curious why this post has survived so long, it's the first time I've seen shitposting reach the frontpage here.

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by powerbroker on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @04:28PM (#26334837)

There are 10 people in this world. Those who understand binary; and those who don't.

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by evronm on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @05:06PM (#26335359)

Likewise, there are two hard problems in computing: Cache invalidation, naming things, and off by 1 errors.

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by titusblair on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @04:30PM (#26334878)

LOL!!

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by D13Fd on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @05:44PM (#26335877)

There was a problem at the Indian restaurant the other day. It was naan issue.

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by Bluestein on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @04:35PM (#26334934)

While I second the cheer motion ...

... I think we should -improve- the jokes :)

(ouch!)

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by titusblair on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @04:39PM (#26334995)

If the joke makes us laugh it has to be good :P LOL I realize this one was pretty cheezy LOL!

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by Bluestein on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @04:39PM (#26335002)

Yes. A tad ...

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by dgrin91 on Wednesday March 03, 2021 @05:10PM (#26335414)

This is probably the the worst confluence of programmer & dad jokes I have ever seen.

I love it.

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Re:Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go? by titusblair on Thursday March 04, 2021 @03:46AM (#26340160)

Lol

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