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Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by KineticLensman on Sunday February 07, 2021 @07:38AM (#26054608)
As well as misplaced quotes, a lot or people like to identify connections between places that Tolkien lived in or visited and places in Middle Earth. Clearly, there are likely inspirations, for example, young Tolkien's walking holiday in the Alps may have informed some of his descriptions of the Misty Mountains, and World War one battlefields may have inspired the Dead Marshes and Mordor. But did 'The Hollies' park in Leeds [0], where Tolkien was a professor, inspire Hollin, just outside the gates of Moria? Who can say?

Incidentally, I have lived in two of the cities that Tolkien did: Leeds and Bournemouth. As a post grad at Leeds University, the small office (just east of the current Student Union building) that I shared for a while had reputedly been used by Tolkien long before I was born. We joked that it was the inspiration for the damp, dark, twisty caves of the goblins in the Hobbit.

[Edit - just checked - Tolkien explicitly references his Swiss walking tour as an inspiration for parts of the Misty Mountains]

[0] https://www.headingleyleeds.com/parks-hollies

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._R._Tolkien#Youth

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by 101008 on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:40AM (#26055322)
I may consider myself a Rowlingologist (because of JK Rowling), and it is a constant fight. A lot of places in the UK claim to have inspired JK Rowling, just because they are similar in the way they were portrayed in the films (which is very different from the books).

There is also the case of Livreria Lello, in Porto, Portugal, who spent years claiming JK Rowling visited it and got inspired for Hogwarts (they seem to have a similar staircase). They even held a Harry Potter event with signed books (most of them fake, probably the bookshop didnt know it, but they didnt do their dilligence).

Fortunatelly, Rowling denied knowing that place at all on Twitter [1], but as far as I know, the Livreria keeps telling its visitor about Rowling connection.

The same happens in Edinburgh (JKR city for the last 30 years), where if you do a tour, the guide will try to make a Harry Potter connection on every corner. Which is not completely true.

[1] https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1263377779338481665

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by andrepd on Sunday February 07, 2021 @12:53PM (#26056658)
It's a gorgeous bookshop, regardless. Maybe with less Potter tourism it will get a little less crowded ;)
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by schoen on Sunday February 07, 2021 @03:39PM (#26058004)
When I went it was so busy that they required you to buy a ticket to get in, which was refunded if you then bought a book.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by p_l on Sunday February 07, 2021 @07:50AM (#26054668)
I'd love if someone fact checked whether the salt mine of Wieliczka was really the inspiration for Moria (the guides do imply so, based AFAIK on a visit by Tolkien there). It does seem to fall under the "likely inspiration" case (if you ever visit Wieliczka, you'll get it :D)
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by KineticLensman on Sunday February 07, 2021 @08:06AM (#26054763)
> salt mine of Wieliczka was really the inspiration for Moria (the guides do imply so, based AFAIK on a visit by Tolkien there)

Hmmm. Not heard this one. That said, I've read quite a lot of Tolkien biographic material, and I'm not aware that he ever visited southern Poland before writing the Lord of the Rings. He wasn't particularly well travelled before he became famous, and as far as I know he had only visited South Africa (where he was born and left as a very young child), Switzerland (walking holiday) and France (WW1) before the bulk of the LOTR writing occurred. After 1939 a trip to Wieliczka would have involved him entering a WW2 war zone or crossing the Iron Curtain, something I'm certain he didn't do before LOTR was published in 1955.

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by p_l on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:00AM (#26055062)
The suggestion was that he visited it on a trip before WW1, possibly related to the Switzerland trip? And most importantly, it would be marked as Austro-Hungary territory at the time.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by KineticLensman on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:16AM (#26055155)
> The suggestion was that he visited it on a trip before WW1, possibly related to the Switzerland trip?

Again, I don't think so. I just re-read the relevant chapter in Humphrey Carpenter's biography of Tolkien. The 1911 Switzerland trip (when he was aged 19) was just that; and the group of 12 returned to England as soon as the walking was done.

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by p_l on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:18AM (#26055169)
I guess that it can be marked as untrue tale then. Pity, because it really would fit ;)
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by inglor_cz on Sunday February 07, 2021 @11:31AM (#26056054)
I visited Wieliczka and some visual similarities are striking enough that the hypothesis that Wieliczka inspired at least the filmmakers of the series seems plausible to me.

But there is AFAIK no record of JRRT himself visiting there and Poland would be a very untypical vacation destination of a British guy in the interwar period.

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by randycupertino on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:01AM (#26055069)
Seeing the salt mines was one of my highlights of my trip to Poland! On my tour any Tolkien connection or inspiration wasn't mentioned, fwiw. Would love to go back when travel is reopened.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by mech422 on Monday February 08, 2021 @06:18AM (#26063136)
What I find interesting is just how well the Lotro of the Rings Online (LoTRO) brought all this to life...

14 years later, the graphics are a bit dated, but still very pretty. Moria remains my all time favorite zone in an MMORPG. The atmosphere, the scale ... its just _is_ Moria.

If you're a Tolkien fan, I highly recommend at least checking out some of the youtube videos - or even better, give the game a try (it has a free to play option).

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by SideburnsOfDoom on Sunday February 07, 2021 @01:26PM (#26056893)
The Drakensberg in South Africa (yes, the name does translate as "Dragon Mountains") are sometimes cited as an inspiration to Tolkien.

If this is accurate or not is another question, but a google of "Tolkien Drakensberg" certainly shows that it is widely known.

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by KineticLensman on Sunday February 07, 2021 @02:29PM (#26057443)
> The Drakensberg in South Africa ... are sometimes cited as an inspiration to Tolkien.

Tolkien returned to England with his mother aged 3 and never went back. Tolkien himself claimed "to have few memories of South Africa, except for a vivid encounter with a large spider, an experience he put to good use later in his writing. The grave of his father, Arthur Tolkien, is still identifiable in Bloemfontein’s President Brand Cemetery" [0] So probably not a big influence, if any.

[0] https://www.southafrica.net/gl/en/travel/article/jrr-tolkien...

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by seany on Sunday February 07, 2021 @11:43AM (#26056147)
There's literally a place called the shire in Malawi. (been there, it's delightful)
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by Talanes on Sunday February 07, 2021 @01:45PM (#26057058)
There are a lot of Shires.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by deathlight on Sunday February 07, 2021 @06:28PM (#26059219)
The word sheriff is etymologically connected to the word shire as well.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by jmfldn on Sunday February 07, 2021 @08:25AM (#26054868)
I didn't realise how many fake quotes he had attributed to him. Reminds me a bit of the many fake Buddha quotes that do the rounds. Some are obviously just the sort of guff you'd read on Instagram hovering over a naff picture of a sunset. Others are harder to detect and may be a subtle distortion or sloppy transcription rather than a total fabrication.

Goes to show how sceptical we must be when reading things online, even when they sound plausible. As the late great Abraham Lincoln once said according to something I read recently... "The problem with quotes found on the internet is that many simply are not true".

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by notahacker on Sunday February 07, 2021 @11:25AM (#26056003)
A related quotes found on the internet subgenre is quotes which are actually real and correctly attributed but were a lot less cool than they look over a naff picture of a sunset

At the beginning of this century, speechwriters for a struggling British Conservative Party leader gave him the line "do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man" to try to turn his dullness into a virtue. Media generally found it amusing, he was greeted on his return to Parliament by shushing from the opposition, and within the year he'd been replaced without even being given the chance to lead his party into an election.

But it was a pithy enough line to find its way onto inspirational quote lists, and fifteen years later was improbably adorning the Twitter profile of Colin Kaepernick (complete with correct attribution to a politician Kaepernick almost certainly hasn't paid any attention to, never mind been inspired by). Can't wait for British civil rights icons to be inspired by the words of Jeb Bush!

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by perl4ever on Sunday February 07, 2021 @11:56AM (#26056245)
>Can't wait for British civil rights icons to be inspired by the words of Jeb Bush!

"When the Women's March feminist organisation tweeted "Rest in peace and power, Barbara Bush" to mark the 2018 death of the conservative political matriarch, Twitter users criticised the organisation harshly for abandoning its radical beginnings"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rest_in_power#cite_note-24

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by eckesicle on Sunday February 07, 2021 @10:32AM (#26055655)
"To make up an Oscar Wilde quote just add '- Oscar Wilde' at the end" - Mark Twain
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by JJMcJ on Sunday February 07, 2021 @12:40PM (#26056544)
Don't leave me out - Benjamin Franklin
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by a1369209993 on Sunday February 07, 2021 @04:17PM (#26058265)
"85% of quotes on the internet are made up. - Abraham Lincoln" (Actual quote*)

* ᵇʸ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᴬᵇʳᵃʰᵃᵐ ᴸⁱⁿᶜᵒˡⁿ

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by kergonath on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:37AM (#26055294)
Wait, wasn't it Churchill?
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by rchase on Sunday February 07, 2021 @10:49AM (#26055769)
Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."

Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

-Apocryphal

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by sixhobbits on Sunday February 07, 2021 @05:43AM (#26054080)
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by theobeers on Sunday February 07, 2021 @06:01AM (#26054143)
It's always fun to read about things that have come to be believed about famous authors, without a basis in fact, whether through hoaxes or by more innocent means.

The following line from the linked blog post stood out to me: "As a Tolkienist I would love [for] many cities A, buildings B or persons C to have some sort of link to my favourite author…"

That reminded me of the hoax surrounding a purported 1862 meeting between Dickens and Dostoevsky, which came to light in the early 2010s.[0] The story gained legs because of how badly many Dickensians wanted to believe it. It was a less sentimental Dostoevskian who took it upon himself to unravel the whole thing.

There has been some discussion on HN of the Dickens-Dostoevsky affair.[1]

[0]: https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2013/07/true-sto...

[1]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21150906

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by JoeAltmaier on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:25AM (#26055209)
One I read was Galileo visiting Harvard. Apparently they were co-temporal (overlapped anyway; Harvard is old) and it would have been possible during his house arrest, should friends have spirited him to the New World.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by solveit on Sunday February 07, 2021 @07:43PM (#26059599)
Founded in 1636! That's a lot older than I had thought!
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by bloak on Sunday February 07, 2021 @07:27AM (#26054572)
The blog post currently says: "I would love a many cities". I would guess that "a" should be replaced with "so" rather than "for". Perhaps the author will correct it and we'll find out.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by Kaibeezy on Monday February 08, 2021 @06:20AM (#26063146)
I can see why the comment seems, prima facie, inappropriately nit picky for HN, but there’s a link in the article to another article where the author dissects the details of rhyming meter in the “Not all those who wander are lost” poem, and, having read that heroic exercise in pedantry, applaud this courageous commenter for epic drollery.

How many syllables in “fire”?

How do you pronounce “again”?

Huzzah!

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by bloak on Tuesday February 09, 2021 @06:45AM (#26076363)
This has since appeared on HN:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26061637

Coincidence?

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by croissants on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:23AM (#26055198)
It seems to make people happy to attribute pithy, compassionate, vaguely new-agey sentiments to prestigious writers. Another example that comes to mind is the 13th-century Persian poet Rumi, whose works have been...reimagined in the last few decades [1] into little things you can superimpose on a photo of a beach sunset.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleman_Barks

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by prox on Sunday February 07, 2021 @11:35AM (#26056082)
Coleman Barks at least has a sense of rhyme, but when it comes to the original Rumi, it is indeed very different. It’s hard to find good (accurate) Rumi translations,
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by lou1306 on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:22AM (#26055190)
The misquote I find most laughable is

> It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons

...since, you know, Lord Of The Rings does not feature any dragons! (The "fell beasts" that Nazguls ride are not dragons, not even close)

Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by fpgaminer on Sunday February 07, 2021 @02:52PM (#26057640)
Ummm ... Smaug?
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by Steuard on Sunday February 07, 2021 @03:08PM (#26057780)
That's _The Hobbit_. (I suppose Smaug gets mentioned here and there in LotR, and Gandalf makes an entertaining firework version of him...)
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by benhoyt on Sunday February 07, 2021 @03:13PM (#26057807)
Smaug is in The Hobbit, a different adventure.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by imperistan on Sunday February 07, 2021 @01:51PM (#26057112)
Are you sure? There might be some references to them, even though no living dragons appear as characters.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by lou1306 on Sunday February 07, 2021 @04:03PM (#26058160)
Of course Smaug does get referenced (in Fellowship, Frodo actually meets Glòin, i.e. Gimli's dad and one of Bilbo's fellow adventurers in The Hobbit). But still, it's fair to say that there are no actual dragons anywhere in LOTR.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by vlunkr on Sunday February 07, 2021 @11:30AM (#26056037)
I don't know what it says about me, but I've never heard any of these before, with the exception of the misquoting of "not all those who wander are lost"
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by jleyank on Sunday February 07, 2021 @04:50PM (#26058544)
Well, when I was in college back then, I heard that Tolkien and his friends were really into D&D. One long weekend, after consuming too much, umm, "pipeweed", they had such a memorable adventure that "we should write this down" kept coming up. Tolkien, as he was a professor and so good with writing grant requests, was given the assignment... And, as they say, the rest is history.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by BerislavLopac on Sunday February 07, 2021 @06:45PM (#26059304)
Uh, we really need some way to point out if a comment is supposed to be a joke...
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by jleyank on Sunday February 07, 2021 @08:12PM (#26059737)
Given that D&D started in the early-mid 70's I would think it was obvious.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by Archelaos on Sunday February 07, 2021 @06:42AM (#26054350)
"The trouble with the Internet is that you never know whether a quotation is correct or not." (Leonardo da Vinci)
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by CyanDeparture on Sunday February 07, 2021 @07:18AM (#26054534)
That is often attributed to Leonardo da Vinci, but it is actually a quote from Abraham Lincoln.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by dmd on Sunday February 07, 2021 @07:36AM (#26054603)
I am getting really tired of correcting people on this, but, once again - it was Konrad Zuse, but he was actually quoting Radia Perlman.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by dvtrn on Sunday February 07, 2021 @11:42AM (#26056142)
An unexpected (and I thought humorous) Radia Perlman reference, but a welcome one!
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by sn41 on Sunday February 07, 2021 @07:11AM (#26054508)
A true visionary, accurate as always.
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by Quekid5 on Sunday February 07, 2021 @09:37AM (#26055297)
"A witty saying proves nothing".

    - Voltaire (or Einstein)
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by foreigner on Sunday February 07, 2021 @06:55AM (#26054427)
lol
Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a... by einpoklum on Sunday February 07, 2021 @02:52PM (#26057641)
My tower is the highest tower. And I have the best lamps. I have the best Orcs!

And I don't want to hear your fake news about how I have no body. Fake! ... Now, the folks at One Guldur Network, they're the kind of people know how respect a leader.

And if you spite me, I will summon my loyal Nazgul: The Witch-King, Khamul and Covfefe.

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(... Things I was expecting to read at the link.)