Re:Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had a...
by einpoklum on Sunday February 07, 2021 @02:52PM
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My tower is the highest tower. And I have the best lamps. I have the best Orcs!
And I don't want to hear your fake news about how I have no body. Fake! ... Now, the folks at One Guldur Network, they're the kind of people know how respect a leader.
And if you spite me, I will summon my loyal Nazgul: The Witch-King, Khamul and Covfefe.
And I don't want to hear your fake news about how I have no body. Fake! ... Now, the folks at One Guldur Network, they're the kind of people know how respect a leader.
And if you spite me, I will summon my loyal Nazgul: The Witch-King, Khamul and Covfefe.
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(... Things I was expecting to read at the link.)