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Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by emosenkis on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @06:51AM (#23757791)
As on Orthodox Jew, while I don't have anything against this and it sounds like a fun hobby project, I don't like that it misleads regarding what Jewish law actually requires.

As several others have mentioned, there is absolutely no problem with keeping a server running on the sabbath - computers aren't Jews (Jewish law only expects Jews to keep the sabbath). If it's Jews working to generate the electricity (most "modern" or "yeshivish" Orthodox Jews don't believe this is a problem; I don't know what fraction of "ultra-" Orthodox Jews disagree with that), any public cloud outside of Israel should suffice. If you're concerned with electricity, why not worry that Jews may be working to maintain the server's internet connection (again, this is trivially solved by not hosting it in Israel - all it takes is a non-Jewish majority to provide a reasonable presumption that the workers probably aren't Jewish)?

If you're worried about Jewish users accessing it on the sabbath (in my opinion the least far-fetched concern, but not one addressed by the site), the complete solution would be to shut it down for ~49 hours every week starting from ~sunset on Friday in east Asia - this doesn't require using batteries or really anything special about the site's hardware or even software.

Finally, why call it a 'kosher' search engine when almost anyone interested in such a thing would understand that as being about filtering the search results?

Edit: If you assume that using electricity and/or internet that are maintained by Jews on the sabbath is a problem, I guess you might be able to make a case for avoiding indexing sites in Israel or at all during the sabbath, since then you'd be benefitting indirectly from the work of the Jews that maintained the infrastructure - however, I think it's safe to assume that the vast majority of the internet is not served using infrastructure actively supported by Jews during the sabbath so even assuming you're concerned about this, the final answer would probably still be that indexing during the sabbath is fine.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by refurb on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:10AM (#23760038)
Just random observation - when I visited Israel I was astounded how nearly complete the sabbath shutdown is. In the US, the only day that comes close is Christmas Day and it’s still not even close. My wife and I struggled to find dinner and drove around for an hour or so until we found an Arab place that was open. Pretty much the only place in town that was open.

Then sunset comes and everyone comes out. If you travel to Israel, plan for it!

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by bszupnick on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:27AM (#23760208)
I live in Israel and always felt terrible for tourists who accidentally got stuck! Depending where you are you can end up with no public transportation, no grocery stores, restaurants, shops, museums, anything!
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by AuryGlenz on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:10AM (#23767333)
My wife and I arrived in France the same day as a holiday. All the grocery stores and restaurants were closed and we had absolutely no food - we spent an hour driving/walking from place to place. Defeated and on our way back to our car to go to our rental, our savior appeared.

A pizza truck.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by apexalpha on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @04:59AM (#23768157)
Do all shops and restaurants stay open on holidays in the US?
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by refurb on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @11:21AM (#23770764)
It’s not too hard to find open shops and restaurants in the US during holidays.

The only day I’d say things really shutdown is Christmas Day, but even then many grocery stores have limited hours (open from 9am to 2pm).

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ludamad on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @09:14PM (#23766020)
Is there a party scene at all on the Sabbath?
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ponsin on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:35PM (#23766656)
sure, in cities with a large non-religious population like Tel Aviv or a large Arab population like Haifa
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by snovv_crash on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @05:22PM (#23764242)
Come to Switzerland, it's like that on Sundays. Only kiosks at train stations and a small fraction of restaurants are open.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by refurb on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:10PM (#23766552)
It used to be like that in Canada when I was growing up. Stores were fined for opening on Sundays. That went away in the 1990's.

But Israel truly stops. No buses, no trains, no stores, no restaurants. In the town of 50,000 we were in, we found 1 single fast food place.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by saargrin on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @08:28AM (#23769195)
its all fun and games until you live here and you dont have a car
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by asdfman123 on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @10:23AM (#23759579)
As a guy who's 1/8th Jewish, I still don't feel comfortable clicking on that URL at work for fear someone might get the wrong idea on what it's about.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by sulam on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @01:41PM (#23761831)
I'm confused, is there a usage of the word 'kosher' that isn't safe at work? Are you worried that they may think you're Jewish and discriminate against you?

p.s. You may know this, but from the religious POV, you are either Jewish or not, there's no 1/8th Jewish. If your mother was Jewish, you are too, all the way up your family tree. Either that or if you converted. :)

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by kevinschumacher on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @01:44PM (#23761878)
probably referring to the domain name...
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by sulam on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @01:50PM (#23761969)
Ha, I didn't even notice the domain, thanks!
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by perl4ever on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @05:15PM (#23764158)
>the religious POV

There is no "the religious POV" and for some purposes, it seems practically and morally compelling to use a similar definition to what persecutors of Jews use, rather than a traditional religious one.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ponsin on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:37PM (#23766663)
Jews don't define themselves based on how antisemites defined them.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by perl4ever on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @12:38PM (#23771559)
To some extent they do, and as I mentioned it's both a matter of practicality and morality. There's obviously a problem with saying that people who are or may be persecuted as part of a group, are excluded from help by that group if they don't belong due to some technical definition.

According to the Wikipedia article on Israel's Law of Return, in 1970, it was extended to people with one Jewish grandparent or married to a Jew.

"There are several explanations for the decision to be so inclusive. One is that as the Nuremberg Laws did not use a halakhic definition in its definition of "Who is a Jew", the Law of Return definition for citizenship eligibility is not halakhic either. Another explanation is the 1968 wave of immigration from Poland, following an antisemitic campaign by the government. These immigrants were very assimilated and had many non-Jewish family members."

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by asdfman123 on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @02:13PM (#23762265)
Just to get pedantic, aren't we all relatives if you go back 1000+ years?
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ricree on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @03:07PM (#23762860)
As I understand it, the strict definition of Jewish descent is purely. You have to go back around 100-200k years to reach the most recent common matrilineal ancestor, and I'm reasonably confident she was not Jewish.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by asdfman123 on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @04:46PM (#23763844)
How many ancestors you have it just a function of how many generations you look back, and with each successive generations it doubles. At some point in the past, the entire world is your ancestor.

https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/all-europeans-are-relate...

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by tw04 on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @04:40PM (#23763792)
100-200k years? Based on... what? Judaism's earliest trace lies at about 1500BC... so not even close to 100k years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origins_of_Judaism

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ricree on Saturday July 11, 2020 @07:03PM (#23806945)
Sorry for being unclear. I meant the most recent matrilineal ancestor for all of humanity, not for Judaism.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ashtonkem on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:17AM (#23760114)
B&H photo (run by Orthodox Jews out of NYC) stops accepting orders during the sabbath in their time zone. You can keep browsing, but you can’t generate work for them. This seems like a decent compromise, and it’s definitely not hurting their business.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by Wowfunhappy on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:30AM (#23760234)
> And it’s definitely not hurting their business.

I would question that conclusion. There have been times in the past I've wanted to order from B&H, but could not because it was on the Sabbath. In most cases, I just keep looking until I found the item on a different website.

I'm sure they consider the loss of business worthwhile to comply with their religion, but there is a cost.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by beenBoutIT on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @12:49PM (#23761075)
Chick-Fil-A does the same thing domestically with their respective Sabbath on Sunday and it's reported to cost them over $1 billion a year in lost sales. Remembering the Sabbath day to keep it holy is extremely expensive, especially when the business is online and serving a worldwide customer base.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by smabie on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @10:41PM (#23766408)
A private equity company should LBO that shit and then open on Sundays. If you Guaranteed profit.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by nullc on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @12:39PM (#23760947)
> but there is a cost.

It may be less than you suspect because the regular bubble in their ordering pipeline might give them time to deal with suppliers, maintain stock, improve their website, maintain systems, relax and refocus, etc.

I doubt it works out better than not doing it at least economically, but there may be enough benefit to offset most of the costs.

The times I've run into the B&H sabbath outage, I just waited and ordered later. There are more thing in my life than just ordering things as fast as possible, and I respect a business for having other priorities. (Plus, B&H is just generally a really good supplier)

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by m-zuber on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @02:47PM (#23762652)
>It may be less than you suspect because the regular bubble in their ordering pipeline might give them time to deal with suppliers, maintain stock, improve their website, maintain systems, relax and refocus, etc.

the thing is, the bubble they have includes not doing anything on this list :)

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by nullc on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @07:42PM (#23765531)
Not during the time but presumably the lack of orders during that period results in reduced work the following day. Otherwise, they'd be like many businesses: closed on sunday, but handing sunday's orders on monday.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by Wowfunhappy on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @12:51PM (#23761103)
> There are more thing in my life than just ordering things as fast as possible.

On a purely personal level, it's not so much the speed as it is the need to get it done and move on with my life. If I need to order something, I want to just do it and forget about it for a few days (or whatever) until it arrives in the mail. If I have to come back later, that's one more thing for my mental to-do list.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by snapetom on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:51PM (#23765920)
B&H is also very competitive in price and still doesn't charge sales tax in many states.

Save twenty bucks by placing the order tonight instead of right now? Sure, why not.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by Fripplebubby on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @02:41PM (#23762566)
This is actually my favorite thing about B&H, because I'll be impulsively browsing on a Friday night or Saturday online, and sure enough coming back one day later is enough to re-evaluate whether I did really need to have that gadget.

I also find it charming that they've managed to become a massive retailer while sticking to their religious values, although there are plenty of examples of that in other chains in the US that don't sit as well with me, personally (Chick-fil-A, Hobby Lobby, etc).

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by snapetom on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:56PM (#23765936)
It's extra impressive considering that not only are they closed on the Sabbath, but also the major and mid-importance Jewish holidays. Count on them being shut down for weeks during September and October.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by telcal on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:09PM (#23766548)
Every single time I've walked by the physical store location in NYC on a Saturday (or holiday), there's always people approaching the entrance expecting it to be open. They're certainly losing business at the store too.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ashtonkem on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:42AM (#23767500)
B&H also has a stellar reputation for service, support, and selection. Lots of people will choose to wait another day in order to do business with someone they trust.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by bandhphoto on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:55PM (#23773091)
Thank you all for participating in this conversation. We are aware our Sabbath schedule is an inconvenience, however brief, for a few. We regret the inconvenience. It is also, based on our owner's beliefs, unavoidable. -- Henry Posner / B&H Photo-Video
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by AdamN on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @03:04PM (#23762838)
My understanding is that making a non–Jewish person work on the Sabbath is also forbidden. Granted, this was just a schoolmate of mine in Brooklyn saying this but I have no reason to doubt the claim.

It does seem like electricity gets a huge carveout though as long as the initial startup wasn't initiated on the Sabbath. One sees that with Sabbath elevators where all the buttons are on and you can walk on without pushing a button and walk off at the correct floor. It still consumes electricity, you're just not making a spark to initiate the work.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by compsciphd on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:38AM (#23767483)
consuming electricity isn't a problem. doing things defined as "work" is a problem.

work is in quotes, as it doesn't mean doing a job. it also doesn't mean the physics meanin.

As the simplest example: take rabbis in a synagogue. They are doing their jobs.

Another more complicated example: there's no fundamental difference between what an individual can do to prepare a meal they are serving on the sabbath and what caterers can do. Both can't do things defined as "work", but obviously the caterers are doing their job.

Then there's is the whole interplay between biblical law and rabbinic law

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by sukilot on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @06:59AM (#23757846)
Jews exist outside of Israel. Saying that an organization with majority non Jews probably has no Jews working on it is bizarrely innumerate.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by emosenkis on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:19AM (#23758396)
To elaborate on another comment: Jewish law is seldom concerned with absolute certainty; it much more often is a question of degrees of doubt. In many cases two disjoint causes for reasonable doubt about facts that would impact the whether a certain action is forbidden are sufficient to render it permitted. When coming from a mindset of mathematical/logical proof, it can seem like "fuzzy logic" or, as you said, innumerate, but in actuality it's typically more like a hypothesis and the body of evidence that supports it (and depending on the specific hypothesis, a higher or lower degree of certainty may be considered sufficient).
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by amadeuspagel on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @07:33AM (#23758077)
From: http://www.thebigquestions.com/2020/04/15/goofus-gallant-and...

>You have three pieces of meat, two kosher, one not. You lose track of which is which. Can you eat them? Answer, according to (my memory of Sternberg’s account of) the Talmud: Each individual piece of meat has a 2/3 chance of being kosher. So if you choose one of them and ask “Is this kosher?”, a “yes” answer gives you a 2/3 chance to be right and a “no” answer gives you only a 1/3 chance to be right. A 2/3 chance is better than a 1/3 chance, so you should say yes. Repeat three times and you’re allowed to eat all of the meat.

>There is much that is troubling here, because that strategy actually gives you a 100% chance of eating a non-kosher piece of meat, so it matters whether you inquire about each piece separately or whether you inquire about all three as a group. I’m not sure what principle the Talmud invokes to settle that issue. But that’s not the point that concerns us here. The point here is that we’re instructed to focus strictly on probabilities, without regard to any measure of how bad it would be to be wrong in either direction.

>You’re traveling to town with a left pocket full of coins designated for charity and a right pocket full of coins designated for your personal expenses. (In certain circumstances, you’re required to designate these coins in advance, and cannot substitute a coin from one pocket for a coin from the other, even if they’re otherwise identical.) You fall off your horse, and the coins all spill out into one great heap.

>If there were more coins in your left pocket to begin with, then each individual coin has a greater-than-fifty-percent chance to be a charity coin, so each individual coin must be given to charity. If there were more in your right pocket, you can spend all the coins on yourself.

>You take in an abandoned child. Should you raise him as a Jew? It depends on whether he was born as a Jew. Suppose you don’t have that information. Answer: If the majority of your neighbors are Jewish, you assume he’s Jewish. If not, not.

>(A later commentary amends this prescription by directing your attention not to the majority of your neighbors but to a majority of those neighbors who are of such character that they would abandon a child.)

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by gorgoiler on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:22AM (#23758412)
Ah yes: the Monty Challah problem.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by Shermanium on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @09:41AM (#23759127)
well played
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by smabie on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @10:47PM (#23766436)
So I could start a Kosher meat factory that mixed in non Kosher patties 49.999% of the time and then all the meat would be Kosher? Sounds like a great way to launder my non-Kosher meat!
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by compsciphd on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:45AM (#23767518)
for the record, no, it can't be done purposefully. i.e. all students of jewish law no inherently the concepts of a priori and posteriori. i.e. many things are prohibited a priori (i.e. to purposefully do), but would be permitted posteriori.

A simple example example is one can't mix milk and meat at all apriori. But if accidentally mixed a small amount of milk into a meat dish (example: one wasn't thinking and took a spoon directly from a milk pot directly into a meat dish), it would be permitted posteriori. But that's only because the act wasn't intentional.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by nonesuchluck on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @10:47AM (#23759801)
Outside of Israel, there are enough people of non-Jewish faith to be able to arrange labor schedules around individual needs. I work in a diverse company with a number of co-workers who observe Sabbath, and it has never been any hardship to arrange on-call schedules so they will never be paged on their day of rest.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by compsciphd on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:48AM (#23767530)
on the flips side, observant jews in tech companies sometimes struggle with this in Israel, as the on call people who take over for them will still be jews. Even if said jew doesn't mind not observing the sabbath, the observant jew doesn't want them to do it on their behalf (so to speak).
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by wbl on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @07:35AM (#23758091)
It's about the degree of certainty. OP isn't doing the work directly and hasn't hired them to specifically do it. They might not. They also are probably not Jewish. Two doubts and it's not a violation of a d'Rabbanan prohibition. (Note I am not orthodox nor a rabbi so this explanation may be mangled).
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by prvc on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @10:54AM (#23759878)
Compared to secular best practices, here we're working with different logic and different epistemology, among other things. A religious worldview not just about agreeing to this or that proposition.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ebg13 on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @09:31PM (#23766093)
> As several others have mentioned, there is absolutely no problem with keeping a server running on the sabbath

This is not the biggest problem. The biggest problem is that Borer (separating/filtering) is one of the forbidden categories of work.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by compsciphd on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:50AM (#23767536)
this is too inside baseball, but a cute joke.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by himinlomax on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @09:17AM (#23758877)
So how do you know if you're compliant? Can you do some A/B testing?
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by Wowfunhappy on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @12:26PM (#23760795)
...so, any theories as to who made this and what the purpose was? I mean, maybe it is just a hobby project, but it's a bit of an odd one if the requirements that don't exist at all.
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Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by rsynnott on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @07:36AM (#23758099)
Inclusive or, I assume (from my limited understanding, Judaism considers some rules to only apply to Jews, so it would make sense to consider Jews and Gentiles separately here).

Total side note, but I’ve noticed that programmers (including myself) are more prone to read English or as xor than, for want of a better term, normal people. Not sure why this is.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by emosenkis on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:12AM (#23758344)
That's correct; I updated my original comment to mention that the Jewish laws of the sabbath aren't meant to apply to non-Jews (there is, however, a large and rather entertaining body of practical discussion of under what conditions, and how explicitly, one can ask a non-Jew to do things on the sabbath that would be forbidden for the asker themself to do).
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by Udik on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:18AM (#23760125)
> practical discussion of under what conditions, and how explicitly, one can ask a non-Jew to do things on the sabbath that would be forbidden for the asker themself to do

If I remember well, one option is "if someone were to do this job, he wouldn't regret it later" (as in he would be paid for that, but that can't be explicitly mentioned).

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by compsciphd on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:54AM (#23767552)
in practice, things that are biblibcally prohibited, one cannot ask a non jew to do. only things that are rabbinically prohibited would one be permitted to do (i.e. same people who prohibited, also created a backdoor to permit. I'd also note that in practice its a bit more complicated than this simplification).

Of course one then might get into a debate whether a particular action is rabbinically or bibilically prohibited.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by danans on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:13AM (#23760070)
> Total side note, but I’ve noticed that programmers (including myself) are more prone to read English or as xor than, for want of a better term, normal people. Not sure why this is.

The English terms 'or' and 'and' used in normal, non-mathematical speech are far closer to the set operations, not boolean propositional logic.

The set operations they refer to are of course context dependent. For example, in a question context, 'or' is asking for the selection of one set or another. In a statement context, it usually indicates that it refers to a member of either set, unless used with the qualifier 'either' in which case the statement once again requires the choice of one set or another.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by bJGVygG7MQVF8c on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:02AM (#23758275)
That's interesting. My observation is almost the reverse — the casual English default for "or" seems to be xor, and only people with some exposure to formal logic know it can be ambiguous.

I find some reinforcement for that in almost every logic book I've ever read using the casual English parsing of "or" to introduce the notion of inclusive or. But it's been a while, I may be misremembering.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by rsynnott on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:27AM (#23758457)
Yeah, maybe I misstated; 'normal people' are more likely to read English 'or' contextually (in this case, for instance, clearly it's not meant to mean that Jews aren't people), while programmers are more likely to treat it as 'must mean exclusive or' (maybe precisely because explicit inclusive or is introduced with reference to it).
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by GoblinSlayer on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:31AM (#23760253)
I think it's or, which can look like xor because, e.g. (2|1)==(2^1);
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by warrenpj on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @07:21AM (#23757992)
I don't see the distinction.

The context is

>computers are not people or jews

Jews are a subset of people.

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Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by emosenkis on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:08AM (#23758318)
I'm still not sure what distinction you think I made... what I intended was: 1. All Jews are people 2. Computers are not people 3. Therefore computers are not Jews

As a Jewish citizen of both Israel and the US, I understand that it can be hard to exist as a minority in your own country, and I'm sure it's harder in Israel, which doesn't have separation of religion & state.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by compsciphd on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:56AM (#23767561)
it even worse than that for people trying to take issue with you. if one has a problem with the statement "people or jews", one would generally assume this removes "jews" from the group of "people". and hence jews aren't people.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by GoblinSlayer on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @12:26PM (#23760803)
IIRC Bible translates goyim as people.
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Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by rsynnott on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @07:44AM (#23758163)
I think this sort of thing reads as absurd in Christian majority cultures mostly because mainstream Christianity does not currently have many restrictions which inconvenience people day to day. Back when it did, they did stuff that was at least as weird; did you know that both beavers and certain types of geese were regionally considered to be fish to get around the no meat on Fridays thing?
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by rbanffy on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:05AM (#23758297)
A very non-practicing Jewish friend of mine joked that he went to the local butcher, pointed to the pork and ordered, while pointing, "that fish".

Growing up with those restrictions seems to do wonders for one's sense of humor.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by slavak on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @09:28AM (#23758981)
In Israel it's affectionately known as "short cow".
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by compsciphd on Wednesday July 08, 2020 @02:58AM (#23767576)
also if you are used to asking for white meat in the US when talking about birds, please don't try to be smart and translate that into hebrew.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by ajuc on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:06AM (#23758308)
There's a celebrity catholic fundamentalist nut in Poland that shuts down the shop on his website on sundays.

He also had a divorce and wants to shoot refuges, so :)

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by Udik on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:25AM (#23760180)
> mostly because mainstream Christianity does not currently have many restrictions which inconvenience people day to day.

Note however that Islam has similar restrictions but an entirely different way to deal with them (respecting the spirit as well as their letter). My pet theory about the approach of the three main Abrahamic religions to restrictions:

1) Christianity: (loosely) respects the spirit but not the letter;

2) Islam: respects both the spirit and the letter.

3) Judaism: respects only the letter.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by rsynnott on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:47AM (#23760410)
There do seem to be cases where Islam is more willing to adapt the rules, though. For instance, most halal meat in Europe at least is now slaughtered with stunning, and this appears to be acceptable to most local Muslim authorities provided that the stunning is done in a way that is unlikely to cause permanent injury (so, no captive bolt guns etc). This is arguably staying within the spirit of the rules (the animal isn't dead when slaughtered, and won't die if you don't slaughter it), but not the letter (in that it's an addition to the prescribed procedure). As far as I know this is _never_ acceptable for kosher slaughter.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by apta on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @06:40PM (#23765001)
> This is arguably staying within the spirit of the rules (the animal isn't dead when slaughtered, and won't die if you don't slaughter it), but not the letter (in that it's an addition to the prescribed procedure).

It's staying within the spirit and the letter. The letter never dictates NOT to stun the animal. As a matter of fact, there are narrations that order us to make it as easy as possible on the animal being slaughtered. This falls perfectly inline with the sprit and letter.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by shliachtx on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @04:17PM (#23763507)
> 3) Judaism: respects only the letter.

This demonstrates a woeful ignorance of Judaism, and is a common stereotype promulgated by competing religions

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by GoblinSlayer on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @11:39AM (#23760335)
It's absolutely well known Islam often copes in the jewish way. "Faith alone" sends the spirit on a vacation too.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by emosenkis on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @06:58AM (#23757840)
Sorry if I came across as apopleptic - I'm mostly not at all confident that most gentiles or secular Jews would readily identify it as satire - when I clicked on the link, I expected to see something real.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by monkeycantype on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @07:33AM (#23758078)
I'm hoping that it is something more warmer than satire, that the author is willingly embracing self aware absurdity. The whole thing, from the choice of domain name jewjewjew.com, with the ridiculous triple repetition, to me suggests a person with a wonderful and kind sense of humour. If that's not what this is, then it's something so strange I don't think I'm going to get my head around it.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by wtracy on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @04:15PM (#23763480)
The hacker community has a tradition of pet projects that take an arbitrary requirement to the logical extreme just to see what's possible.

I don't really see this as any different from the people trying to browse the web from a Commodore 64, or implement a web server entirely in Bash.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by heisbsissi on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:46AM (#23758616)
Yeah fair enough, I just figured especially with the url it's some Borat subtle type with technical know how, not some work will set you free nut.
Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by helge9210 on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @07:15AM (#23757963)
If there are kosher phone numbers, kosher internet, and plans to build kosher power plants, why not kosher search engine.

Whatever makes more money to issuers of kashrut compliance papers and kashrut inspectors.

Re:Kosher search engine powered by 4 car batteries on a pass... by onyva on Tuesday July 07, 2020 @08:03AM (#23758278)
Also nothing to do with "Judaism", rather more of the ludicrousness of Eastern European rabbinical orthodoxy holier than though attitude that made them the most hated social group in Israel, mostly due to their blatant hypocrisy (i.e. object the legalization of prostitution in Israel, while they are the largest beneficiaries of it by percentage). Sort of kidnapped and suffocated to the death the essence of Judaism and reduced it into a cult.