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Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by lainga on Friday March 20, 2020 @12:48PM (#22639048)
I am calling on everyone reading this, to turn in the direction of Yellowstone (rhumb and great-circle bearings both acceptable), and channel your chi into the mantra "NOT NOW"

ed: although, yes, the danger of eruption is not heightened now.

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by matthoiland on Friday March 20, 2020 @12:50PM (#22639067)
The season finale of 2020 sounds terrifying.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by dumbfoundded on Friday March 20, 2020 @12:54PM (#22639107)
There's a close pass of a 4km asteroid happening in April. It should miss us.

https://www.space.com/asteroid-1998-or2-earth-flyby-april-20...

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by dwaltrip on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:35PM (#22639507)
"Should" is putting it a bit lightly. It has essentially zero chance of hitting us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(52768)_1998_OR2#2020_approach

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by Red_Leaves_Flyy on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:51PM (#22639657)
What if it turns?
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by rootusrootus on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:19PM (#22639954)
Then we have a much bigger problem than getting hit by an asteroid.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by CarlRJ on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:23PM (#22640018)
"That's no moon..."
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by Dunedan on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:11PM (#22639866)
Please stop spreading FUD. That's not even close to a close pass. From the linked article:

> At its closest approach, which will happen at about 5:56 a.m. EDT (0956 GMT), asteroid 1998 OR2 will be 3.9 million miles (6.3 million km) from Earth. That's more than 16 times the average distance between Earth and the moon.

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by dmitripopov on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:19PM (#22639955)
At a space scale it's a close pass.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by magduf on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:16PM (#22639917)
To be fair, various media outlets are also calling it a "close pass".

You're right, of course, that it's much larger than the distance from the Earth to the Moon, but that doesn't stop mainstream media from calling it a close pass.

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by marcosdumay on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:45PM (#22640329)
A "close pass" here means "it may even be visible from Earth in a normal observatory sized telescope!"
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by dumbfoundded on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:58PM (#22640471)
Close pass isn't some FUD. It's a scientific definition. It's even defined in the article I linked.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by codebolt on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:04PM (#22639773)
You also have a few close ones coming up this weekend.

https://www.news18.com/news/tech/four-new-asteroids-are-appr...

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by fanf2 on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:25PM (#22640048)
I like https://twitter.com/lowflyingrocks which gets its data from https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/ the NASA JPL center for near Earth object studies. There aren't many that come closer than the moon...
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by gumby on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:25PM (#22639427)
Well that would likely eliminate SARS-CVD-2 so there'd be a silver lining...
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by dvtrn on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:47PM (#22639615)
Why, is this asteroid high in silver? Can we mine it? /s
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by gumby on Friday March 20, 2020 @06:49PM (#22642522)
Perhaps I should have written "silver plating"
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by wikiman on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:15PM (#22639313)
I'm just not counting on should at this rate...
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by Apocryphon on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:18PM (#22639354)
What if the asteroid strikes Yellowstone?
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by dboreham on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:26PM (#22639431)
That can't happen twice.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by SketchySeaBeast on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:13PM (#22639886)
I can't even figure out the genre anymore - political drama shifted into a medical procedural, now we're going to end in a full on disaster movie? Pick a lane people.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by pjc50 on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:19PM (#22639952)
Don't forget that the San Andreas fault is supposed to be "overdue".
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by magduf on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:14PM (#22639903)
This just goes to show, "truth is stranger than fiction".

If someone had tried to make a movie that showed the true events of 2020, people would think it's ridiculously unrealistic.

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by daotoad on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:17PM (#22639935)
12 Monkeys?
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by marcosdumay on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:40PM (#22640272)
So... Ridiculously unrealistic checks up.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by magduf on Monday March 23, 2020 @12:05PM (#22665302)
Maybe, but with all the people stuck at home, it really should be on everyone's Netflix to-watch list. Fantastic movie.

Some other good picks relevant for these times: The Andromeda Strain (1971) Outbreak (1995) Contagion (2011) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956 and 1978 versions) 28 Days Later (2002)

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by m0ther on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:48PM (#22640364)
My guess is, at this scale, it's at least one heist film (more likely a concurrent series of them), with the earmarks of a biblical tragedy providing a smoke screen; starring old white dudes who prefer not to appear on the marquee. I'd imagine the exchange "isn't that illegal?", "not yet!" appears in the script at least once.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by z3t4 on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:41PM (#22640275)
Drawing paralels to computer systems, It usually take 3 or more separate events to take a system down. No one thought that we would get both a pandemic, big volcano eruption, and a asteroid hit at the same time. When you roll a dice and get two sixes there is still 1/6 chance to roll a third six in a row.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by unlinked_dll on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:43PM (#22639571)
Forgive me for making a reddit comment, but this has been me in 2020

https://youtu.be/VmW-ScmGRMA

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by rbanffy on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:28PM (#22640083)
I'm happy Jeff is capable of filling his dad's comedic shoes.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by tiborsaas on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:16PM (#22639329)
Has anyone checked the expiry date on Earth?
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by 52-6F-62 on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:49PM (#22639630)
Haha well... Apparently Jean Dixon gave this year as the year a “wave of Armageddon would wipe out the planet”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeane_Dixon

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by Loughla on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:41PM (#22640281)
I mean, with as many psychics, and mediums, and holy people as have predicted the end of the world, eventually one will get it write.

A million monkeys with a million typewriters and all that.

Also, there's a literal Dixon Effect that's about ignoring all the bad and focusing on just the one or two correct things.

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by symplee on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:44PM (#22639579)
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by _jal on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:53PM (#22639672)
I've been thinking for a while that this whole millennium has gotten off to a bad start.

Maybe we should regroup and try again.

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by Kye on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:09PM (#22639846)
It's a slight improvement over 1900-1920.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by dvtrn on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:12PM (#22639881)
You might be onto something. We've hit the trifecta of health crisis, faltering economies and bars closing their doors except now we've got smartphones and air conditioning.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by frandroid on Friday March 20, 2020 @03:11PM (#22640598)
Turn it off and on again to see if 2020 is a runtime error...
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by swsieber on Friday March 20, 2020 @12:59PM (#22639155)
There was a nice big (5.7) earthquake in Utah recently. It closed an Amazon warehouse.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by abledon on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:16PM (#22639332)
dont worry - in DBZ, channeling an energy attack usually lasts 10 episodes before its ready... so we got until 2030 to prepare
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by DoreenMichele on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:41PM (#22640273)
Plot twist:

It was a huge mistake to ask all of humanity to focus their chi on this as that was what caused the explosion that made Krakatoa look like a piker.

Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by PenguinCoder on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:18PM (#22639949)
Season? We're looking at SERIES finale...
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by stronglikedan on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:44PM (#22639577)
2020: The Year the Earth Stood Still
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by lliamander on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:16PM (#22639925)
Sounds like the Mayans may have been off by a few.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by Igelau on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:23PM (#22639410)
Plot Twist: only Sean Bean survives
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by daotoad on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:20PM (#22639970)
He /is/ legend.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by maire on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:44PM (#22639582)
This reminds me of when the .com bubble burst in 2000 PBS's Nova series ran a set of shows on every way humanity could suddenly end from Yellowstone exploding to an asteroid hitting as the solar system passes through the galactic disk to the ice caps melting and changing the salinity of the oceans. It was strangely comforting.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by gj667cc on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:27PM (#22640070)
There was a really well done podcast on this topic a couple years ago, The End of the World with Josh Clark. Only 10 episodes https://open.spotify.com/show/7sh9DwBEdUngxq1BefmnZ0?si=WqWF...
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by DanCarvajal on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:37PM (#22639522)
just got done with a decent earthquake here in Salt Lake City, we're just waiting for the third thing to drop.
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by redblacktree on Friday March 20, 2020 @02:32PM (#22640158)
If you're going to do this kind of thing, do it with positive language, not negative. (in a very literal sense) You want to focus on peace, not anti-war. You want to focus on health, not anti-virus. You want to focus on stability in Yellowstone, not "please don't erupt."
Re:An injection of magma under Norris Geyser Basin by jessehorne on Friday March 20, 2020 @01:58PM (#22639718)
Sending bad vibes that way to show my disapproval. Science!