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Was thinking of this episode

https://youtu.be/kyDxSv6Vv9I

Re:We Won't "Just Hang Out" on Thursday October 29, 2026 @05:30PM (#50296352)
Again, the trap is believing that there is even an will to create such a bandaid, when the status quo could just continue indefinitely.
Re:After 28 years walking across the globe, he's almost home on Thursday October 29, 2026 @05:24PM (#50296259)
Then dazzle the discussion with your creativity.
Re:We Won't "Just Hang Out" on Thursday October 29, 2026 @05:11PM (#50296067)
But if you're having it worse than your parents' generation, you are more likely to complain. And as a corollary, if you are having it better than your kids' generation, then you are not entitled to complain about their complaining.
Re:We Won't "Just Hang Out" on Thursday October 29, 2026 @03:20PM (#50294412)
> especially if you can download justdance.exe to your brain.

A lot of Singularity fiction was babbling about life extension technologies and mind uploads long before LLMs existed. I've always been skeptical - maybe there's just fundamental biological (and in the case of stuff like cheap fusion or FTL travel - physical) constraints that will keep even a superintelligence from inventing magical Clarketech.

Re:We Won't "Just Hang Out" on Thursday October 29, 2026 @03:18PM (#50294385)
Bold of you to assume that they will do the former and not just go all in on the latter.
Re:We Won't "Just Hang Out" on Thursday October 29, 2026 @02:25PM (#50293678)
I don’t fully agree with your thesis, but good prospective future model version names.
Re:We Won't "Just Hang Out" on Thursday October 29, 2026 @02:09PM (#50293423)
I've always wondered who the fans of minor league sports are, but I assume there's enough of them beyond the athletes' families and the major league scouts trying to farm the best players for their own teams. There's a niche for anything.
Re:We Won't "Just Hang Out" on Thursday October 29, 2026 @02:05PM (#50293353)
Sci-fi haș already accounted for this. Star Trek has a post-scarcity economy so they just explore the frontiers of space and engage in creative anachronisms in virtual reality, like Gilbert and Sullivan LARP and baseball. There's a whole bit in The Diamond Age where you see craftsmen meticulously building furniture out of wood by hand, which is then sold at a premium.
Author ought to think it
> This is a classic riddiculous and humorous riddiculous riddiculous riddiculous riddiculous riddiculous riddiculous riddiculous riddiculous riddiculous

Bone-chilling.

What “great games?” Even independently of the advent of LLMs, the game industry has been in the doldrums for decades. AI adoption might be new, but it hasn’t exactly reversed that trend yet
Re:Mistral Large 4 on Wednesday October 21, 2026 @05:10PM (#50187676)
What other languages?
Re:What shall I teach my son? on Tuesday October 20, 2026 @02:04PM (#50170239)
I'm not sure how widespread this meme (in the general sense, not the internet fad sense) is, but I came across it theorized by this humanities account, Adam Walker - Close Reading Poetry:

The New Renaissance is Coming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCvixEyV10Q

Perhaps, but the examples in that article all clearly look like they're using AI-generated art assets. You might as well call that style "slop" in the sense that it is very easy to spot. I don't know if it's possible to create a general AI filter for the actual code, but certainly labelling ones that had AI-made visual and audio assets, with minimal human craftsmanship involved, would be a good first step.
Re:It's still OK to enjoy programming on Tuesday October 20, 2026 @01:17PM (#50169595)
High-level programming languages, garbage collection, expressiveness, functional programming, code completion, jQuery, Wordpress, no-code solutions, Bootstrap.js, "batteries-included" SDKs...

Of course, prompting an LLM to one-shot an app is a quantum leap in comparison, but c'mon, the whole direction of the field is towards automation, abstraction, convenience. It's always trended letting the programmer write less code. Have to deal with less menial tasks. So LLMs are just the latest manifestation of that motivation. And, perhaps in a decade or two, something will come along to replace LLMs, and this conversation will happen again, except even with more desperation and despair.

But while your example exists, I don't believe that's how the industry works, yet. They're not just allowing laymen to one-shot their production software. Certainly some teams may be trying that, and some indie devs have made good money already selling vibecoded software. But I don't think the technology is good enough to auto-generate professional code at scale, without human oversight. Give it another eighteen months.

I think this is really an excellent comment because it challenges us to reframe what we take for granted as creativity, enforces us to reconsider what creativity could be in the face of really powerful automation.
What you and I are saying is synonymous. I’m simply using language that the post I’m responding used. And also de-glamorizing/de-romanticizing things a bit, sure.

And given that fast food is the pinnacle of sustenance as a product and Hollywood has been content-brained since 1977, sure!

You’re overlooking that the point of technology- and technologists- is to ultimately serve customers. The pleasure is incidental.
Re:It's still OK to enjoy programming on Monday October 19, 2026 @03:11PM (#50156640)
Writing left-pad isn't the issue, the issue is that projects were importing a one-liner package and blindly using it, which requires no skill.

> Second, even if the package’s logic is correct, I can’t help but be amazed by the fact that developers are taking on dependencies for single line functions that they should be able to write with their eyes closed. In my opinion, if you cannot write a left-pad, is-positive-integer, or isArray function in 5 minutes flat (including the time you spend Googling), then you don’t actually know how to code. Hell, any of these would make a great code screening interview question to determine whether or not a candidate can code.

> Finally, stringing APIs together and calling it programming doesn’t make it programming. It’s some crazy form of dependency hacking that involves the cloud, over-engineering things, and complexity far beyond what’s actually needed.

Obviously LLMs make the situation even more dire, but I think people are overlooking that the industry was automating itself out of programming as a craft even before them. It's just the automation involved reuse of the work of other humans.

Re:It's still OK to enjoy programming on Monday October 19, 2026 @12:28PM (#50154393)
NPM and Left-Pad: Have We Forgotten How to Program? (http://www.haneycodes.net/npm-left-pad-have-we-forgotten-how...)

1725 points|df07|11 years ago|854 comments

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11348798

Obviously entrusting an entity to do everything is different from using a dependency or library, but aren’t LLMs for work just a natural progression of this? Programming is about automation. Programmers have been automating and outsourcing their work since the concept of SDKs were invented. Or even since high-level languages were invented. The industry was already doing this, and doing it excessively, long before Claude. left-pad happened a decade ago and we’ve learned nothing.

Re:It's still OK to enjoy programming on Monday October 19, 2026 @12:08PM (#50154136)
Yeah, but therein lies the difference between coding as a hobby and software engineering as a profession. The latter tends to promote DRY overuse of dependencies, whether the dependencies were invented in-house or not!
Re:It's still OK to enjoy programming on Monday October 19, 2026 @12:04PM (#50154066)
I don’t deny that there’s more slop than ever, but I would argue that this is a quantitative issue not a qualitative one, because frankly, the Internet has been drowned in slop for over a decade now. Those creative industries have had to deal with a lot of low quality content (some bot-generated even before LLMs!) for a while now.

So the central challenge has always been the same: discoverability is the difficulty. It’s just even harder now, and we need to find ways to promote the good stuff.

Re:It's still OK to enjoy programming on Monday October 19, 2026 @11:58AM (#50153995)
Given the amount of complaints and generally downtrending tone on HN over the past decade and a half, did people really enjoy programming for work? It feels like the vicissitudes of the market, from the “move fast and break stuff and technical debt be damned” era of ZIRP, to “move even faster because now companies have to show profit and we are post-ZIRP cracked 100x engineers” just led to a lot of sloppy inelegant code, features and products built that never shipped, and unending meetings about half-baked business requirements. And a lot of the programming just ended up writing API glue code.

If you’re a The Art of Computer Programming-reading, code golf-competing, blogging neat elegant hacks kind of programmer, were you really getting that experience coding at work?

Re:William Gibson and the Trademarking of Cyberspace on Monday October 19, 2026 @02:14AM (#50148968)
Lame. It should belong to R. Talsorian Games still.
Re:The Origin Story of Kid Pix on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @03:15PM (#50093372)
S.F.'s California Academy of Sciences used to have an open room near the lobby with a ton of Macintoshes loaded with children's software. I always remembered trying out Kid Pix.
Re:Total Annihilation, rebuilt for modern computers on Sunday October 11, 2026 @10:03PM (#50050410)
I mean, they’ll probably train a law LLM to find a way to attack it.

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