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Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by bcrosby95 on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @05:20PM (#22059429)
So Ryanair will take care of my 5 year old while I fly? Sounds peaceful. Last flight she spent 2 hours trying to lay down in the middle of the aisle.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by chapium on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @06:10PM (#22059851)
That is the best place to fully recline, she's no dummy.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by peteretep on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @06:32PM (#22060037)
Ryanair sadly don't do unaccompanied minors, but for an airline that does (and 5 seems to be the lower bound), and if flying with a partner, I've always wondered if the following would work:

Parent A flies without child on Day 1; Child is given to airline by Parent B on Day 2 and retrieved on the other end by Parent A. Parent B flies without child on Day 3.

Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by ceejayoz on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @09:38PM (#22061221)
If you've got a week or two for vacation, spending six days getting there and back just so you can not fly with your own kid seems... suboptimal.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by peteretep on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @10:08PM (#22061352)
Right, I guess a flight nanny is probably easier.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by thesh4d0w on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @10:48PM (#22061527)
Or you know..... just be a parent.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by ehvatum on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @11:37PM (#22061723)
Some folks with money really are better off hiring a professional parent, if the asshole cycle is ever to be interrupted.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by Dylan16807 on Sunday January 19, 2020 @12:00AM (#22089573)
What's wrong with getting a babysitter? Because that's what this effectively is.

If you're upset about the money wasted on extra tickets, that's a wealth complaint not a childcare complaint.

Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by matthewowen on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @10:14PM (#22061370)
If there are multiple flights in a day, you might be able to fit it all in one!
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by sjg007 on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @08:54PM (#22060958)
And this is why your kid won't speak to you after age 18.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by peteretep on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @10:08PM (#22061350)
My parents used to stick me in Economy when they flew Business on long-haul from about 7 onward, and I still speak to _at least_ one of them.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by sjg007 on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @10:20PM (#22061396)
I guess the inheritance could be a good reason.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by anoncake on Thursday January 16, 2020 @07:05AM (#22063736)
It kinda makes sense, kids are smaller so they don't need as much space. We should sort passengers by size in general.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by laumars on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @06:45PM (#22060148)
I feel your pain. The last flight with my 2 year old daughter, she had to be physically held in her seat because she was too old to be allowed on our laps yet also too small for the seat belt to restrain her. The moment we let go of her she intentionally slid under the belt and out of the chair!
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by opo on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @07:11PM (#22060341)
You might want to look into a CARES harness. They are FAA approved and not very expensive. They are designed for kids weighing 22 - 44 pounds.

https://www.faa.gov/travelers/fly_children/

Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by seanmcdirmid on Thursday January 16, 2020 @12:06AM (#22061822)
A booster might work also. Though to be honest, I wouldn't bother (my wife totally would, however).
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by laumars on Thursday January 16, 2020 @05:06AM (#22063147)
Thanks for the recommendations. I honestly had no idea any of this was available.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by mbreese on Wednesday January 15, 2020 @11:26PM (#22061683)
When my kids were that small we would travel with one of their car seats for the plane. The car seat is restrained by the plane’s seat belt and then your child is nestled snuggly in their own car seat.

The benefits are that your kid is then in an environment they are familiar with and they can’t just wiggle out. The downside is that you now have to lug around a car seat in the terminal. Ours got stuck in an X-ray machine once. That was fun.

I assume that’s still possible, it’s been a while since we had to travel like that.

Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by lazyasciiart on Thursday January 16, 2020 @12:29AM (#22061924)
Yes, you can also put the kid in a carseat when they are under 2 if you don't want to keep them on your lap.
Re:Letting slower passengers board airplane first is faster,... by benhurmarcel on Thursday January 16, 2020 @03:42AM (#22062706)
They make an exception for children under 12.

https://www.ryanair.com/gb/en/useful-info/travelling-with-ch...