The first draft they send highlighted grammar errors with a red pencil. After that I'm sure it's just stacking up somewhere. It's a waste for sure, but changing the system is a long process.

What I've learned is to always include a few token spelling and grammar errors in the first draft of anything so reviewers feel like they have done their job. /s

I used to run a pizzaria and the health inspector would stick around for ages, because he couldn't find anything to site me for. I combed through the specs and found something to keep him happy. It turns out to be a minor NY health code violation to store clothing on the same storage unit as food. So I attached a coat rack to the shelf that held sealed canned good. Problem solved.

You added a duck! https://blog.codinghorror.com/new-programming-jargon/

I'm 100% going to start doing Yoda Conditions. It's genius

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_triviality

This is actually a good idea. No /s needed.

This but unironically