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Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by azhenley on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @09:11PM (#19734681)
They also announced on Twitter: "As a thank you to our Tesla owners, all existing Model S and Model X owners who wish to purchase a new Model S or Model X Performance car will get the Ludicrous Mode upgrade, a $20,000 value, at no additional charge"

https://twitter.com/Tesla/status/1120852649400623105

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by alasdair_ on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:35AM (#19735593)
> Ludicrous Mode upgrade, a $20,000 value

I have a P85D. When Ludicrous Mode was announced, they offered it for $5000 as an upgrade.

I have no idea why it now supposedly costs $20,000.

Source: https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-drops-price-of-p85d-ludicrou...

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by justinclift on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @01:48AM (#19735866)
That $US20k seems to be purely marketing bullshit, aimed to sucker US buyers. :(

Easy seen as such too. Compare the "Ludicrous Mode" for the Model X on the US website (US$20k) to the same thing on the Australian website (AUS$8.5k):

https://www.tesla.com/modelx/design?redirect=no#battery

https://www.tesla.com/en_AU/modelx/design?redirect=no#batter...

Note - you need to select "Performance" on the right side, for Ludicrous Mode to be shown.

Ludicrous mode is "20% faster acceleration" for both. So it very much seems like the extra cost on the US buyers is to match this marketing update.

That thing where Larry Ellison (Oracle) is now on the board of Tesla. This is the kind of crap he'd very much applaud. :(

https://www.tesla.com/en_AU/modelx/design?redirect=no#batter...

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by lazyjones on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @09:06AM (#19737904)
> That $US20k seems to be purely marketing bullshit, aimed to sucker US buyers. :(

Why is this a problem? In all luxury cars there are some options priced much higher than the actual cost (e.g. fancy wheels). They exist to bolster the car maker's margins and help sell the lower end versions at lower prices, so you and the average buyers profit. Nobody actually needs Ludicrous, so pricing it like this is in no way immoral.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by alasdair_ on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:09PM (#19739838)
>Why is this a problem?

It's a problem because they are claiming it's a "$20,000 value" when it was sold for $5000 in the recent past and even right now, it costs far less than $20K in other countries.

I'm a huge Tesla fan (I have an S and an X already) but every time they distort the truth in such an obvious manner, it significantly erodes my trust in them. Case in point: I really like the 2020 Roadster's specs but Tesla/Musk have stretched the truth one too many times for me to put down the $50K deposit until it ships and I've let others find the first bugs.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by justinclift on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @11:11AM (#19739155)
> Why is this a problem?

It's only $20k in the US, and as other people have mentioned... it doesn't seem to have been $20k until this press release.

If you have no problem with that, then no worries. ;)

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by AnthonyMouse on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @02:59AM (#19736171)
The entire feature is marketing bullshit. There is no practical utility in making a car that fast go even faster, it's sold only as weapon in the battle to express the desired length of one's phallus in vehicle form.

They should charge $15,000 for the first "10% faster" and then another $25,000 on top of that for the second 10%.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by alasdair_ on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:16PM (#19739907)
>The entire feature is marketing bullshit. There is no practical utility in making a car that fast go even faster

Hardly. Ludicrous Mode is all about acceleration and it's one of the few things that you can use every day without breaking any laws. People are almost never going to go over 100MPH on any US highway but all of them will need to accelerate from zero to sixty during their drives.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by AnthonyMouse on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @01:13PM (#19740553)
That's not practical utility, it's pure recreation.

Which is fine. If you want to pay thousands of dollars for something that has no other purpose than to put a smile on your face, go ahead -- but that is clearly a luxury purchase and there is nothing wrong with charging a luxury price for it to anyone willing to pay that much.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by NotSammyHagar on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:39AM (#19735611)
i think it costs more because they need the money more now. they've got a lot going on, lots of new vehicles in development and not many models or sales to amortize it over.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by Someone1234 on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @10:02PM (#19734915)
Slight tangent but what are you getting for $20K? Is it a software feature, or is there physical difference between the normal performance and "Ludicrous" model?
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by toomuchtodo on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @10:07PM (#19734937)
There is a smart fuse composed of an inconel alloy that is pyro-actuated to protect from overcurrent conditions when performing a Ludicrous launch (~1500 amp peak current drawn). It's not software only. Very fancy circuit breaker.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by erik_seaberg on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @10:17PM (#19735000)
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by viraptor on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:30PM (#19735326)
Honestly this sounds like /r/VXJunkies is leaking...
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by Sohcahtoa82 on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @03:03AM (#19736190)
I've been having issues with my transmission's cardinal grammeters going out of sync. I've heard if I get a turbo encabulator [0], it would supply an inverse reactive current into the unilateral phase destractors, which would fix the sync issue, but the price tag is more than I can swallow. I might just have to deal with the side fumbling of the ambifacient lunar waneshaft, even if it means having to regularly replace the spurving bearings.

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by ulfw on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @03:51AM (#19736388)
It's that the same as a Flux Capacitor?
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by peterjussi on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @01:28AM (#19735795)
I am 80% sure this is a line from NCIS.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by secabeen on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @10:30PM (#19735061)
Do we know if that's needed with the new drivetrain?
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by agumonkey on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:07PM (#19735211)
Interestingly, it seems SpaceX got to play a role developing the alloy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inconel#History
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by s0rce on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:32PM (#19735335)
Inconel is just a group of nickel alloys, been around for years. No indication the specific alloys spaceX has developed are being used in the fuse, although they could be, however, wikipedia indicates they are used in rockets.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by agumonkey on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @08:31AM (#19737688)
Fair point, but it seems that SpaceX business is spreading genes to the car industry.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by brianpgordon on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:38AM (#19735605)
Also: "In addition to our Long Range and Performance variants, we’re also re-introducing a lower entry price for Model S and Model X by bringing back our Standard Range option, now available for an even greater value with the new drivetrain and suspension updates."

They just can't leave their pricing structure alone. How does Tesla management not appreciate how unnecessarily confusing this is for consumers?

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by teej on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:54AM (#19735681)
You go on the website, click a couple boxes, and it tells you a price. You pay what you see on the website. How is that more confusing than a regular dealership?
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by cmsonger on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @08:30AM (#19737684)
The model I saw last week when I was thinking about buying is different than the model I saw this week. The price I saw last week for the set of features I remember selecting is different than the price I see this week.

They need to calm the rate of change here. It's been all over the map in Q1.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by azhenley on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @10:01AM (#19738415)
It was also all over the map in Q3 and Q4 of last year (when I was buying a Model 3).

However, I would take this any day over the opaque prices at a dealership.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by leesec on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @10:25AM (#19738614)
Ever heard of sales? Companies do this constantly.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by brianpgordon on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @01:43AM (#19735852)
First of all, I doubt that the average Tesla customer is wealthy enough that they're in a position to shrug and ambivalently pay whatever the website tells them on that particular day, like they're in the checkout aisle of a grocery store or the pump at a gas station. When it comes to $50,000 purchases, people generally like to plan ahead.

Second, the comparison isn't against dealers (which are awful), the comparison is against the ideal. All I'm saying is that Tesla is shooting itself in the foot with its inconsistency. Bringing up dealers is a whataboutism.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by natch on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @02:02AM (#19735929)
Bringing up prices and ideal scenarios is whatboutism. These updates are about real features, not prices or fake ideal scenarios.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by brianpgordon on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @07:13AM (#19737232)
Huh? No it's not. The point under discussion is whether Tesla should be changing their pricing so often. I'm arguing that it would be better if they didn't. That's not a whataboutism. Deflecting the criticism and saying "at least it's not as bad as the dealers" is, on the other hand, pretty much the archetypal whataboutism.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by natch on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @09:52AM (#19738292)
>The point under discussion is whether Tesla should be changing their pricing so often.

Heh no, you introduced that point yourself in a classic whataboutism move.

Tesla started the actual topic under discussion, which is updates to the Model S and X cars.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by floatingatoll on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @05:46AM (#19736865)
Consumers don’t care what yesterday’s prices or options were, prior to a purchase anyways. They care what today’s price is, what rebates are available, and what financing options are available for it.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by brianpgordon on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @07:01AM (#19737187)
I just don't think that's true. You don't make a decision like what kind of car to buy in a single day. If you're doing your research and comparing options, and the prices are shifting out from under you every couple of weeks it makes for a frustrating experience. Reviews and press coverage might be tailored to a particular price point and be difficult to interpret if the price has shifted since the reviewer wrote it.

Even if you're fixated on getting a Tesla, not many people have enough cash on hand to buy a Tesla straight out of their checking account. Nonliquid assets often take a while to turn into cash for large purchases. Every time Tesla raises prices or cuts low-cost products, they cause resentment among people in the process of buying their car. Every time Tesla lowers prices or substantially enhances their existing products, they cause resentment among people who have just recently bought their car. You never know when Tesla is going to announce a shakeup to their product line and make a fool out of anyone who bought their car the month before. It's sort of a corollary Osborne effect. I think the continuous delivery model for hardware enhancement is just asking for trouble. A "model year" approach with fixed hardware costs through the year and continuous software updates would make more sense.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by floatingatoll on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @10:25AM (#19738619)
I spent eighteen months researching my car and six more months waiting for it to arrive. It didn’t even have a price for the first year, but I knew approximately what to expect and I paid approximately what I expected. I forgot the exact price within 24 hours of the day it arrived, I got a final quote, and paid it. (I can tell you exactly what my loan payment was, though!)

The price matters between when you decide to commit and when you actually commit. If you accept a range of prices, the the price matters less than your timing in any potential discount or package benefit cycles.

It is difficult to care about (Tesla price guess here!) $45k vs $44k vs $46k, but is extremely easy to care about seeing the price drop $1k the day, or the day after you purchase it.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by zaroth on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @09:42PM (#19734827)
Came here to post this exact excerpt. That’s a heck of a customer loyalty bonus, even if the margin on that particular SKU is itself quite ludicrous!
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by mdorazio on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @09:55PM (#19734888)
Alternative view: they’re desperate to get more high margin model S and X sales because owners are keeping their existing models too long.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by azhenley on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @10:03PM (#19734920)
That seems like a good position for both sides, doesn’t it?
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by angott on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @10:57PM (#19735169)
Not surprised. They can't expect people to replace their car every two years as if it were an iPhone.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by adrianN on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:36AM (#19735599)
Time to introduce in-car purchases. Pay to overtake.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by benj111 on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @04:51AM (#19736641)
Pay to emergency brake would seem to have the potential for higher margins?
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by janlaureys on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @08:00AM (#19737497)
We have detected an emergency situation and can avoid this upcoming collision by automatically applying full force breaking. Do you accept the payment of $14,99 ?
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by benj111 on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @08:15AM (#19737592)
Think bigger.

You forget Teslas are FSD capable. They can detect the urgency of the situation and price accordingly. A low speed shunt may be only $15. Avoiding a head on collision with a HGV? Only $10,000.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by colordrops on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @01:42AM (#19735847)
Already exists. Autopilot and FSD can be purchased through the model 3 touch screen.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by anticensor on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @03:14AM (#19736240)
Tesla self-driving uses the innermost lane by default. Pay to not overtake.
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by zaroth on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:02AM (#19735457)
Well, lets entertain this idea for a minute and see where it takes us.

First understand that the Ludicrous upgrade is only available on the Performance Model S/X which is $99k/$104k to start. There are two possible upsells here, from TM3 to Model S, or from a more basic grade of S to an upgraded Model S.

There are very few people who set out to buy a $35k car and then consider the TCO of the TM3 as comparable and decide to go for it. I think the hypothetical TM3 shopper being upsold to a $99k S to get free Ludi is basically non-existant. Upselling AWD or maybe Model 3 Performance, but not a Performance S.

Now, someone setting out to buy a $78k Model S, and deciding to upgrade to a $99k Model S is conceivable. Getting the Ludicrous option thrown in maybe even makes that likely.

So what's the profit impact to Tesla for selling a baseline Model S for $78k with no discount, versus a Model S Performance with a Free Ludicrous upgrade?

Gross margin of the S is ~30%. For giggles I'll assume gross margin of the Ludicrous upgrade is 50%. The hypothetical customer taking advantage of this offer is spending $99k and earning Tesla a profit of $19,700 ($29,700 - $10,000) versus without the offer getting a $78k Model S and earning Tesla $23,400.

Lastly there is the theory that an existing Model S/X owner decides to buy a new Model S/X because now they can get a Ludi upgrade. Well, you probably don't know that Tesla already lets current owners upgrade their existing Model S/X with Ludi aftermarket for $7,500. You can even upgrade your battery for $20,000.

I'd say this alternative view is bunk. Tesla grows by selling to new owners, and has said they design their cars with 1,000,000 miles in mind. Tesla goes further than any auto manufacturer in history to maintain the value of their existing owners' investment through constant OTA upgrades, even including increasing motor output, decreasing braking distance, and they have a system design geared toward field upgradable hardware including batteries and autopilot hardware.

When was the last time you walked into a dealer with your late-model car and they had a list of upgrades they could sell you for it, to bring it inline with the same car on the showroom floor? Tesla has been doing this with their Model S at various times throughout its history.

Their success is not tied to existing owners replacing their Tesla with a new one. It's actually quite the opposite. Part of Tesla's core value proposition is that every owner should feel like they are driving the latest and greatest, and their incentive is aligned to keep you driving it as long as possible. It's part of why they don't have model years in the first place.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by jakobegger on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @03:11AM (#19736226)
Your calculation doesn't really make sense. Your calculation assumes that the free Ludicrous update offered to existing owners costs Tesla 10,000 USD, but existing customers can upgrade to Ludicrous for 7,500 USD. How does that work?

My assumption would be that the gross margin of the Ludicrous upgrade is closer to 90% than 50%.

Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by NotSammyHagar on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @12:40AM (#19735614)
it's both things! a great loyalty thing and they had greatly reduced sales of the more profitable model s because the 3 is so freaking awesome
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by jedberg on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:35PM (#19735345)
Sweet. So there will be a bunch of used model S’s coming soon!
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by limaoscarjuliet on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @11:42PM (#19735374)
I read it as "there will be a bunch of crashed model S's coming soon".
Re:Changes to Models S and X allow them to travel longer wit... by RickJWagner on Tuesday April 23, 2019 @09:21PM (#19734746)
Wow. I'd like that.