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Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by jf- on Saturday December 01, 2018 @08:35AM (#18576711)
I don’t think you realistically can milk a spider.

...another sentence I never thought I’d say.

Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by Sharlin on Saturday December 01, 2018 @09:09AM (#18576809)
Same problem with spider silk. An awesome material but slightly difficult to harvest on an industrial scale.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by amelius on Saturday December 01, 2018 @09:42AM (#18576949)
Can't we engineer the spiders to grow bigger?

Or transplant the milk-gene to, say, tarantulas?

(I'm not a biologist, so no idea if these are good ideas or even make sense)

Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by jf- on Saturday December 01, 2018 @12:56PM (#18577879)
World: We need a solution to climate change!

HN: Ok, picture this - gigantic, genetically engineered, milkable tarantulas!

Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by codeisawesome on Saturday December 01, 2018 @09:54PM (#18580528)
I’m actually proud of how far along this sub thread people have kept a straight face!
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by YeGoblynQueenne on Saturday December 01, 2018 @11:38AM (#18577461)
>> Can't we engineer the spiders to grow bigger?

Well, if we can we should make them really big, like cows, then we can use them as vehicles. Imagine riding a spider up a vertical surface, would be dead cool.

I'd call mine Larry.

Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by the8472 on Saturday December 01, 2018 @01:23PM (#18578031)
That wouldn't work due to the cube-square law. Spiders can't even get enough oxygen at cow sizes due to their book lungs.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by codeisawesome on Saturday December 01, 2018 @09:55PM (#18580530)
You are only making them look more awesome by suggesting attached oxygen tanks.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by dsnuh on Saturday December 01, 2018 @01:40PM (#18578124)
Pump pure oxygen into the grow-domes.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by conanbatt on Saturday December 01, 2018 @01:53PM (#18578203)
We were so worried about what we could do, that we didn't consider what we should do.

- Anon, before the tarantula massacre

Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by EGreg on Saturday December 01, 2018 @10:49AM (#18577225)
What’s this desire to treat animals as just expendable biological machines as soon as you figure out they can secrete a substance you like?

What about the consequences affecting the animals themselves from all those fattening antibiotics, being chained up or whatever?

Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by vibrato on Saturday December 01, 2018 @11:22AM (#18577375)
It’s called being a human. We are intelligent apex predators who exploit everything we possibly can.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by YeGoblynQueenne on Saturday December 01, 2018 @11:41AM (#18577476)
For the record, we're not the only species who farms other animals. E.g. carpenter ants famously farm aphids (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpenter_ant).

And of course our skill at exploiting other animals for sustenance is nothing compared to that of parasites.

Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by EGreg on Saturday December 01, 2018 @11:52AM (#18577545)
Honeypot ants farm their own, interesting.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by felipemnoa on Saturday December 01, 2018 @02:34PM (#18578461)
With an emphasis on predators.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by drngdds on Saturday December 01, 2018 @11:16AM (#18577345)
They don't matter very much here because unlike cows, spiders probably can't experience suffering.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by walrus66 on Saturday December 01, 2018 @11:11AM (#18577319)
Let's not engineer bigger spiders, please
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by Shivetya on Saturday December 01, 2018 @12:15PM (#18577677)
likely you would breed them to the point they create milk and then crush and strain the results, repeating in huge batches. Industrialized farming has many traits some would find distasteful if they understood it.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by TallGuyShort on Saturday December 01, 2018 @12:44PM (#18577827)
Oh you can milk anything with nipples.
Re:Scientists discover spider species that feeds its young milk by NicoJuicy on Saturday December 01, 2018 @12:00PM (#18577594)
Lol, this made my day :D