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Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by vforgione on Sunday July 08, 2018 @01:49PM (#17485112)
I worked at The Onion a few years ago. The content teams there were some of the most dedicated and passionate professionals I’ve had the pleasure of working with in my career.

This is an upsetting story. Despite so much upheaval in print and publishing at large, and the unfortunate circumstance that reality has become as absurd as the headlines of The Onion a decade ago, everyone there comes in every day ready to give it all they’ve got. It honestly is a remarkable staff and sometimes I really miss it there.

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by sarreph on Sunday July 08, 2018 @06:45PM (#17486691)
> the unfortunate circumstance that reality has become as absurd as the headlines of The Onion a decade ago

So true... Google has a slew of articles pronouncing the death of conventional political satire. It's not just politics though, as the Onion's fate is showing now. It seems also there are a myriad other forms of media — YouTube being a prime example — of how 'surreal' content seems to be becoming these days. When we have YouTubers click-baiting and essentially (but almost unwittingly) parodying themselves to chase the views, it begs the question of what the next turning of the tide of media style will be.

Sorry to hear that The Onion sounds like an amazing place that's going to get shuttered :(

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by scottmf on Sunday July 08, 2018 @01:57PM (#17485154)
There's a great episode of This American Life from 2008 with a behind-the-scenes look at how the staff comes up with headlines: https://www.thisamericanlife.org/348/tough-room

It sounds like an amazing place to work!

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by vforgione on Monday July 09, 2018 @11:48AM (#17491114)
I was a developer there, not a writer, but this kind of mentality was so basic to the entire company. It reinforces a great deal of humility -- not just in your work but as a person.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by hackerpacker on Monday July 09, 2018 @07:33AM (#17489457)
FWIW, I stopped reading the onion when it was bought by univision, for presumably political reasons. I mean even now the dedication and passion you describe sounds a bit like campaign headquarters to me, not a satire shop.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by hackerpacker on Monday July 09, 2018 @09:13AM (#17489918)
yes, downvote, that will encourage honest feedback and change my view...
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by waivek on Sunday July 08, 2018 @01:06PM (#17484843)
Half a decade ago, The Onion reached the pinnacle of satire with their Onion News Network. What made it different was the presence of a really solid fourth wall. Not once is there a wink at the camera or any indication that the actors are "in on it".

All the satire I've seen in more recent years has had people talking in an exaggerated manner about absurd events. They don't talk like real people.

My Favorite ONN videos

https://youtu.be/D04wb7P_v-4

https://youtu.be/XUT8ec24anM

https://youtu.be/kOHABYhZ7a8

https://youtu.be/84phU8of02U

https://youtu.be/EDWo6m5hbG4

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by aplc0r on Sunday July 08, 2018 @02:58PM (#17485467)
I still send this one around a lot: "Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work" - https://youtu.be/8AyVh1_vWYQ
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by ralston on Sunday July 08, 2018 @03:51PM (#17485819)
Wow. I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by batbomb on Sunday July 08, 2018 @03:28PM (#17485659)
Agreed, this is a true classic.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by mitchbob on Sunday July 08, 2018 @02:45PM (#17485384)
My favorites: "Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python" https://www.theonion.com/boy-s-tragic-death-could-have-happe...

"Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals" https://www.theonion.com/stouffers-to-include-suicide-preven...

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by ddfss2323 on Sunday July 08, 2018 @02:22PM (#17485274)
Fun fact: Stephen Colbert was The Onion's first news anchor in a segment on the Dana Carvey Show in 1996:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdFz5GBHl6M

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by splintercell on Sunday July 08, 2018 @02:14PM (#17485232)
I think this[1] was the best one in the recent history because both sides of the isle found it extremely funny (albeit for different reasons).

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by fenwick67 on Sunday July 08, 2018 @03:12PM (#17485548)
I'm very often reminded of this video when people use tech buzzwords a lot:

"HP offers 'that cloud thing everyone is talking about'" https://youtu.be/9ntPxdWAWq8

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by stryk on Sunday July 08, 2018 @08:31PM (#17487136)
Not much beats out The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee8n-xvYETg

No one is born a skull fucker.

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by stevehawk on Sunday July 08, 2018 @09:20PM (#17487325)
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by erohead on Sunday July 08, 2018 @01:35PM (#17485030)
Forgot this one:

"World of World of Warcraft" https://youtu.be/Rw8gE3lnpLQ

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by acheron on Sunday July 08, 2018 @03:37PM (#17485723)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uq9pp586AE

Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by djsumdog on Sunday July 08, 2018 @06:44PM (#17486686)
I really miss the ONN. It's amazing satire and I'm sad they're no longer produced.

Another lesser known news satirist use to do a kid-friendly news show out of Cincinnati:

https://www.youtube.com/user/UncleJayExplains/videos

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by hsljekskfh on Monday July 09, 2018 @01:32AM (#17488172)
i still think brasseye is better, but onn was very good too
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by dessant on Sunday July 08, 2018 @03:52PM (#17485827)
Two of my favourites:

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_5nLxZVoPo

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by 52-6F-62 on Sunday July 08, 2018 @04:45PM (#17486105)
That's sad. Especially these days— seems like satire is as important as ever.

For fans of the Onion, there's a rising Canadian counterpart. They started off kind of slowly, but have started to come into their own— especially with Ontario's recent election. They sometimes cover American events as well.

https://www.thebeaverton.com

ex:

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/07/ford-vows-to-treat-asyl...

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/06/andrea-horwath-looking-...

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by charmides on Sunday July 08, 2018 @05:44PM (#17486378)
Writing good satire is hard. The site you linked to has some good ideas once in a while, but they lack the consistent quality of The Onion.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by walrus01 on Sunday July 08, 2018 @06:52PM (#17486729)
There is also the Burrard Street Journal. A lot of the satire will be lost on Americans who don't pay attention to Canadian local news/politics.

https://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by 52-6F-62 on Sunday July 08, 2018 @07:12PM (#17486831)
Never heard of this. Its great!
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by huckyaus on Sunday July 08, 2018 @08:09PM (#17487052)
Thanks for the link. I'll throw in a recommendation for McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by danso on Sunday July 08, 2018 @04:33PM (#17486043)
Worth linking to the original report: https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-onion-clickhole-av-club-br...

If nothing else, for its closing anecdote:

> One former Univision executive joked to The Daily Beast that UCI seemingly does not differentiate between the Onion Inc. sites, and is “not even sure what Clickhole is.”

> When asked during an all-hands meeting with staffers from one site earlier this year what his favorite article was on an Onion Inc. site, Univision’s head of digital Sameer Deen would not answer.

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by Roritharr on Sunday July 08, 2018 @05:58PM (#17486448)
If I were a billionaire I'd buy the Onion, it's so sad to see it being treated like this.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by notacoward on Sunday July 08, 2018 @11:40AM (#17484302)
It's been pretty obvious for a while that The Onion is struggling. I love a lot of their material, but lately a lot of their writing about others they see as threats to their ad-supported business model has been far less funny than mean spirited. Almost like an Onion headline.

"Humor site tries to save business by giving up on humor"

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by SiempreViernes on Sunday July 08, 2018 @12:49PM (#17484733)
That's too bad, the onion is still very good with political satire, though it doesn't give you a good one daily unless Washington is particularly poor that week.

A recent good one: https://local.theonion.com/man-offended-by-rude-female-cowor...

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by everdev on Sunday July 08, 2018 @12:05PM (#17484420)
For me comedy comes from good timing and the unexpected. I've tried to read the Onion but never found it funny because it's formula of satire is expected from the beginning. Sure, they have some witty observations and funny titles, but the articles read like an SNL skit that goes on too long.

The written word probably doesn't help too much either. Comedians frequently use pauses and pace to accentuate the humor and without it, in my mind reading the Onion sounds like poor comedic timing.

I think there was a reason political satire was traditionally effective in cartoon or stand up comedy format.

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by pvg on Sunday July 08, 2018 @12:40PM (#17484669)
Not liking the Onion is probably just a matter of personal taste rather than evidence of the limits of the written word as a method for conveying political satire.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by xapata on Tuesday July 10, 2018 @01:10AM (#17495635)
Word choice and phrasing can vary to give a similar sense of pacing when reading.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by nickthemagicman on Sunday July 08, 2018 @01:03PM (#17484824)
I love the onion. It's slowly become the only reason I use Facebook anymore.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by zerostar07 on Sunday July 08, 2018 @01:20PM (#17484935)
Plot twist: The onion becomes the CIA project that fools people on using Facebook, another CIA project: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqggW08BWO0
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by nickthemagicman on Monday July 09, 2018 @01:34AM (#17488180)
Ha. Sneaky CIA knows me too well.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by siberianbear on Sunday July 08, 2018 @02:44PM (#17485379)
I first found about The Onion in 1991 when I was a summer intern at Intel in Folsom, California. A fellow intern from UW Madison told me about it. I subscribed to the paper version: this was before it was on the internet. It was $28 a year.

Two years later, they went to a color version and raised the price to about $45 a year, if I recall correctly. I said "screw it" and didn't renew my subscription.

It was more of an "underground" thing at the time. I enjoyed it again a few years later when it became an internet site.

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by 2bitencryption on Sunday July 08, 2018 @01:51PM (#17485122)
curious, does this affect AV Club, which I believe was a shoot-off from The Onion?

I really love AV Club's content, hope it doesn't go away.

Of course, I also love The Onion, it's an institution.

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by JansjoFromIkea on Sunday July 08, 2018 @04:54PM (#17486144)
The AV Club has already had a few rounds of Univision driven cuts and overhauls that've impacted it pretty hugely in a bad way.

However, I believe the AV Club are about as independent of each other as Kotaku, Deadspin, etc at the moment, so these layoffs shouldn't directly impact them.

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by philwelch on Sunday July 08, 2018 @02:09PM (#17485197)
The Onion is long in the tooth, but Clickhole at times manages to pull off the perfect surrealist humor. Although at a glance, even they seem to have declined a bit.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by bitL on Sunday July 08, 2018 @11:42AM (#17484313)
I wish The Onion were still funny; can't really recall visiting them in the past 3 years because of some funny video they were famous for.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by snackbugs on Sunday July 08, 2018 @12:11PM (#17484462)
We're living in a period where real events are as absurd and as brain-breakingly bizarre as satire. It makes satire less of a release of tension and more of a depressing reminder.

Satire doesn't make you laugh when you can barely write an Onion headline that isn't only slightly expanded from reality.

Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by lb1lf on Sunday July 08, 2018 @12:44PM (#17484699)
-Brilliant 60’s satiricist Tom Lehrer famously declared political satire dead when Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by gadders on Sunday July 08, 2018 @04:11PM (#17485926)
I wonder what he thought of Obama getting his.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by batbomb on Sunday July 08, 2018 @03:33PM (#17485682)
I really love the Onion, but I think I have laughed much more at The Hard Times these past two years. I’m not sure what that means, but I hope some of the Onion guys maybe make it over there.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by mhuffman on Sunday July 08, 2018 @12:41PM (#17484684)
Hard to stay relevant when half of their joke headlines could be real these days. (eg. "President Threatens Stock Market")
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by ceejayoz on Sunday July 08, 2018 @04:28PM (#17486018)
Or last week's "DOJ lawyer delays court hearing on reuniting children with families due to weekend dog-sitting responsibilities"...
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by Yhippa on Sunday July 08, 2018 @03:46PM (#17485793)
Herbert Kornfeld would have found the money to avoid this fate.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by gadders on Sunday July 08, 2018 @04:10PM (#17485921)
He'd have put the smackdown on the waanabe g's in purchasing fo' real.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by lr4444lr on Sunday July 08, 2018 @02:34PM (#17485340)
TBH, I think BabylonBee has been putting out better content for quite some time. Fewer sacred cows, harder punches thrown.
Re:No Joke: The Onion Faces Layoffs by Univision, Says Report by jessaustin on Sunday July 08, 2018 @04:43PM (#17486087)
I giggled, but that's a bit too Republican for many tastes...