Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub

Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by Angostura on Sunday June 03, 2018 @04:29PM (#17221636)

Personally, I can't wait for GitHub360 Professional for Sharepoint 360.

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by riazrizvi on Sunday June 03, 2018 @04:50PM (#17221884)

“Hi, I’m Gitty! I see you are having difficulty submitting your large file. Would you like some help with that?” [YES] [NO]

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by oblio on Sunday June 03, 2018 @05:58PM (#17222504)

Clippy was last activated by default back in 2001 (!). When are we going to let go of this old joke?

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by tzahola on Sunday June 03, 2018 @06:42PM (#17222803)

Never.

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by raghavkhanna on Sunday June 03, 2018 @05:01PM (#17221994)

"Please wait while we're updating your repo" ... 30-60 mins ... connection timed out

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by oaiey on Sunday June 03, 2018 @04:55PM (#17221925)

Finally someone with the right attitude. I am waiting for a change in the URL ... https://GitHub.NET

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by PascLeRasc on Sunday June 03, 2018 @04:30PM (#17221657)

Enterprise Edition with Cortana.

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by merinowool on Sunday June 03, 2018 @04:41PM (#17221789)

With VoiceCommit(tm)

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by tzahola on Sunday June 03, 2018 @06:43PM (#17222816)

With CandyCrush™ included in all free-tier repos!

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by mderazon on Monday June 04, 2018 @08:44AM (#17227162)

Candycrush soda pop saga ?

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by falsedan on Sunday June 03, 2018 @06:29PM (#17222721)

> Sharepoint

Don't you even dare think about it much less tell MS about this idea

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by Angostura on Tuesday June 05, 2018 @08:36AM (#17237038)

I'm wrestling with Sharepoint as I type. I don't see why all you lot shouldn't have to suffer too.

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Re:Microsoft Is Said to Have Agreed to Acquire GitHub by bitmapbrother on Sunday June 03, 2018 @04:36PM (#17221733)

Personally, I can't wait to start doing git push and pulls using HoloLens.

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