News for hackers. Stuff that matters.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by mikeokner on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:05PM (#15751069)
My favorite story about the SR-71 being badass: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/favorite-sr-71-story-107912704...
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by Retric on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:14PM (#15751142)
That ones great, but I always like the question of how slow it could fly:

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-sr-71-blackbirds-most-...

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by theoh on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @04:17PM (#15751643)
See also a story about testing the minimum airspeed on a single engine, from the book "Contrails over the Mojave": https://books.google.ie/books?id=NTU9BAAAQBAJ&pg=PT114&lpg=P...
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by justsomedood on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:12PM (#15752581)
I think every SR-71 story I've read has been engrossing, and this one is no exception. Thanks for the link!
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by strictnein on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:31PM (#15751261)
A good one (although some may dislike it):

On the way back from a mission to the middle east, they ended up flying over France, even though France had refused them clearance. They were flying low and slow (relative terms obviously), and the pilot looked to his left and saw a French Mirage just off his left wing.

The Mirage pilot called over and requested their diplomatic clearance code. The SR-71 pilot told the Mirage to hold on. The reconnaissance systems officer (RCO, the other guy in the plane) then informed the pilot that the code had been transmitted and they went back up to full speed and left the Mirage quickly behind.

The code that the RCO transmitted? The middle finger.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by badosu on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @04:35PM (#15751817)
America, f\\k yeah!

...

Sarcasm aside, wouldn't this be a severe case of violation of sovereignity? I find it hard to believe such a stupid act could have been performed without making news or retaliations.

(By stupid act I mean entering unpermitted airspace, the pilot's actions are irrelevant)

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by SllX on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:20PM (#15752641)
I have never served in the military, but I like to believe I live in a world in which military commanders are often stuck in a position of having to manage a load of testosterone-fueled lads out doing crazy shit that has the potential to be a "diplomatic incident" and are thus, sympathetic to the commanders in other countries that are often stuck dealing with the same type of lads.

So when a French commander calls up an American commander about some crap their lads pulled flying by in an SR-71 the other day, they're able to sort it out like adults, maybe the American commander relays that he will give his lads whatever the military equivalent of a stern talking to is and they'll both have a laugh, maybe make arrangements for a beer and it doesn't escalate into anything for the masses to waste their limited attention bandwidth on.

Now it's entirely possible I don't live in such a world, but to believe otherwise would simply leave me scared shitless in a corner.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by autokad on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @10:30AM (#15757487)
i heard a story were a group of rookies in a jeep lost their bearings in the fog, and plowed through a barb wire barricade and got their jeep stuck in some sort of ravine on the wrong side of Germany.

the other side, instead of shooting or arresting them, they helped them get the jeep out. they laughed at them and made fun of them, but they still helped

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by ufmace on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @01:00AM (#15754624)
I'm pretty sure that "international incidents" tend to be the result of, rather than the cause of, international tensions. If one or the other countries wants there to be an international incident, then there will be one. Usually something ordinary-ish that can be expanded into one will be promoted into an incident. If they're lucky, something that needs no exaggeration will happen at a convenient time. In either case, the real cause of tension is something else.

On the other hand, if neither country wants there to be incidents, than any potential incidents will be ignored and hushed up. Nobody will make any noise or volunteer any information about it. If a reporter happens to get information about it independently, it will be minimized and dismissed. Maybe the American pilot gets a slap on the wrist, the French pilot curses Americans a few times in his local bar, and everyone forgets about it soon after.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by Fnoord on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @10:01AM (#15757212)
> (By stupid act I mean entering unpermitted airspace, the pilot's actions are irrelevant)

> America, f\\k yeah!

(I'm European, not French, but was pro-US during the Cold War.)

Yeah, my response was the same, until I read the context which the original quote lacks [1]. These 2 quotes are to me the most relevant from the story for the context of the original quote. Feel free to read the story in its entirety.

"The French refused to allow us overfly, so our mission profile was to refuel off the south coast of England, a Mach 3 cruise leg down the coast of Portugal and Spain, left turn through the Straits of Gibraltar, refuel in the Western Mediterranean, right turn into Lebanon and fly right down main street Beirut, exit along the southern Mediterranean with another refueling over Malta, supersonic back out the straits, and return to England."

Furthermore,

"We completed our pass over Beirut and turned toward Malta, when I got a warning low-oil-pressure light on my right engine. Even though the engine was running fine I slowed down and lowered our altitude and made a direct line for England. We decided to cross France without clearance instead of going the roundabout way."

The earlier quoted story lacks these nuances. Sure, you might still find it rude but for me it made a big difference that they weren't just invading French aerospace for no valid reason.

Its just typical that they opted to increase speed during the encounter with the Mirage while previously they decided to lower speed due to low oil pressure on the right engine. Although at that point they were much closer to home which was at the south of England. At some point, I just gotta stop being skeptic and trust these guys know what they're doing with their super expensive toy^H^H^Haircraft. Its easy to judge on others, claiming you wouldn't resort to this behaviour. But would we? Really?

[1] https://hipandthigh.wordpress.com/2013/03/18/blackbird/

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by badosu on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @12:09PM (#15758405)
> The earlier quoted story lacks these nuances. Sure, you might still find it rude but for me it made a big difference that they weren't just invading French aerospace for no valid reason.

Makes a lot of sense, thanks for sharing!

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by ethbro on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:25PM (#15752680)
Before intelligence needs could be solved by satellite imagery, violating airspace for military purposes wasn't exactly rare.

Everyone largely agreed it wasn't in anyone's best interest to talk about it publicly though.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by eesmith on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @04:13AM (#15755454)
I do think it's odd that the Soviet government knew we were sending planes through their airspace for surveillance purposes, and the US government knew that the Soviet government knew, but the US government decided that the US population shouldn't know.

When Powers was shot down, the US started with the cover story that it was a weather research aircraft. Then Khrushchev was able to embarrass the US by revealing that they had Powers, evidence that it was a surveillance plane, and demonstrate that the US had been lying to the public.

So, why did the US government lie to it's own people? Why wasn't in their best interest to talk about it publicly?

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by Fnoord on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @09:46AM (#15757100)
(I assume NATO knew about this.)

There's no such thing as telling your own people. Once you inform your own population about it, the enemy knows about it as well. The same as is true with regards secret service such as CIA and NSA. As you say, that doesn't fly here, since the Soviet government knew, and the US government knew the Soviet government knew.

Why you don't want to talk about that could be because its an elephant in a room which could cause escalation because of public discussion. That escalation could be internal as well as external.

Another reason could be that it shows that the US government knew a lot about the Soviets which due to this increased knowledge decreases fear for the Soviets. Which wasn't in the interest of the US government; it was in the interest of both the US and the Soviet government to see each other as the enemy.

A third reason could be, in addendum to #2, that the leadership saw no benefit to it, in terms of propaganda. It might seem the same as #2 but its less nefarious or ill intent.

We may never know the truth about this. Could FOIA requests shed some light?

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by ethbro on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @11:35AM (#15758125)
> public discussion

That's the reason in my opinion.

(A) If the Soviets publicize US penetrations of their airspace, they look militarily weak.

(B) If the US publicizes their penetrations, then (A) as the Soviet public possibly finds out, any fatalities (and there were some) now become part of public debate, and additional parties in the US are now involved in the discussion as to whether or not these should happen.

(C) If either party publicizes their own or the other, then the opposing party is likely to publicize in retaliation. Given that both parties were conducting penetrations to assess air defense systems, this was the PR equivalent of MAD.

Barring a scenario where the president needed a clear "victory" to buttress public opinion, there was no win to be had in the public being informed.

Add in the fact that deep in the Cold War most of the media outlets were still self-censoring "for the country" and there was no one with incentive to disclose.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by eesmith on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @04:13PM (#15760708)
That sounds reasonable.

Though I don't think your (B)(A) regarding the Soviet public was that important. Rather, if the Soviet public were influential, would there have been the gulag system, which ended less than a decade before Powers was shot down?

But the US response to the Soviets shooting down Powers was to lie to the public. Surely the US could have remained silent or non-committal, rather than construct a cover-up, and walk into Khrushchev's publicity trap. According to Wikipedia, Eisenhower said to his secretary "I would like to resign."

That leads to the obvious question - how often does the US government lie to the public?

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by badosu on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @06:14PM (#15761527)
> That leads to the obvious question - how often does the US government lie to the public?

Lie I don't know, but omit/diverge all the time.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by mixmastamyk on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:43PM (#15751346)
How does a middle finger get transmitted? Had ascii art handy?
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by eesmith on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @04:25PM (#15751717)
That story is from Ben Rich's book "Skunk Works". https://hipandthigh.wordpress.com/2013/03/18/blackbird/ describes it as "Lt. Colonel William Burk Jr., who shares about a particular mission he flew over Lebanon back in 82." That link also has the full account, ending "What he had given him was “the bird” with his middle finger" - that is, it was not sent by radio signals but by visual light to the Mark I eyeball of the Mirage pilot.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by aladoc99 on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @12:34AM (#15754509)
digital signalling
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by jacobush on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @03:28AM (#15755233)
Ahem - digit signalling.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by strictnein on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:55PM (#15751447)
They were within visible distance, so he just used his hand up against the window. The plane really was right off the wing. Think Top Gun, with less inversion.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by jonah on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:56PM (#15751450)
If they were that close, out the window.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by mikeokner on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:54PM (#15751439)
Morse code of ASCII art I think
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by autokad on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @10:22AM (#15757404)
has anyone been in the airforce in the late 70s? My dad died on active duty in the airforce, and I heard second hand stories and was wondering how common they were.

in particular, he said they kept notes on everyone and turned them in (not sure to whom), in order to prevent russian espianage. For example, if you saw someone order something from a vending machine, it was up to you to write down who, what item they selected, etc. presumably these were checked for patterns.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by godelmachine on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @11:43PM (#15762805)
Nice one!! Did he transmit the middle finger in Morse code or what?
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by cyberferret on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:51PM (#15751414)
That story is out of Brian Schul's book (he used to be an SR-71 pilot). I am lucky enough that years ago, a girl who had a crush on me bought me that book. Its out of print now, and I've seen copies on eBay for > $1000.

Next to Ben Rich's "Skunk Works", it is one of the best books on the SR-71 that I have ever read.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by gbrown_ on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @05:07PM (#15752056)
> Its out of print now, and I've seen copies on eBay for > $1000.

For the rest of us there's this great talk from Brain Schul which covers this story and a few others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wigZsFypdyI

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by Cyph0n on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:54PM (#15752878)
That was amazing. Thanks for linking it!
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by da02 on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @05:15PM (#15752123)
What happened to the girl? Did you marry her? That was a good, thoughtful gift.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by cyberferret on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:25PM (#15753077)
It's one of those "it's complicated" things. She had a boyfriend at the time etc., then she moved cities and we lost touch. Shame - she was a really good friend too, and we used to talk about planes and Formula 1 racing for hours.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by toomuchtodo on Thursday November 23, 2017 @01:10AM (#15763166)
You should try to get back in touch. Good friends are hard to find; hold on to them tightly.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by dboreham on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:00PM (#15752913)
Wow. $1000!! I own two copies because I thought I had lost mine and so bought a second for $10 or so. Then I found the first one.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by cyberferret on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:19PM (#15753032)
For fun I check eBay every year or so. I've seen them on there anything from $50 sometimes, right up to $3600 I think was the highest I've ever seen. Average is around the $1000 usually. I think it depends on whether it is first edition or not, or signed by Brian at an airshow etc.

Hang on to your two - could be a better retirement plan than crypto currency! :D

EDIT: Here is one current listing ~USD$640 - https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Sled-Driver-Flying-the-Worlds-Fa...

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by toomuchtodo on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:21PM (#15753049)
Would you be willing to lend one out to be scanned for the Internet Archive? I have no relation other than finding books to be digitized and paying for/coordinating the scanning.

I’m willing to provide insurance and proof of my identity to ensure your property is respected.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by rory096 on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @10:52PM (#15754096)
I have a scan. Email is rory at (either) domain in profile.

It only came out in 1991 though — does Internet Archive host books that aren't public domain?

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by toomuchtodo on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @02:33PM (#15759752)
I will be in touch.

> It only came out in 1991 though — does Internet Archive host books that aren't public domain?

Yes. https://openlibrary.org/

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by masklinn on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @06:53AM (#15756095)
PDFs are pretty easy to find, it's only the physical book which is rare.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by msds on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @01:08AM (#15754671)
How does one go about doing this? I have access to some obscure technical books that really should be scanned and archived, but don't know anything about the field...
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by toomuchtodo on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @02:35PM (#15759774)
https://archive.org/scanning

http://blog.archive.org/donation-faqs/

I have temporarily added contact info to my HN profile. Please get in touch if you would like me to help facilitate the shipping, scanning, and return of your book donation.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by botskonet on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @01:18PM (#15759065)
I have it on my Amazon wishlist. It's going for close to $500 right now.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by godelmachine on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @11:49PM (#15762836)
Please suggest some more books on SR 71 BlackBird & SkunkWorks
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by jonah on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:55PM (#15751446)
One of my favorites.

Here's Brian Shul telling the story live:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg73GKm7GgI

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by dgritsko on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @04:05PM (#15751543)
That was great, you can tell he really loves telling that story. Here's an excerpt from an interview with him [1] where he discusses telling it:

> When I'm doing a talk, if I don't tell that speed check story, they run me out of town. I tried that one year, I thought, I've been speaking at this air museum for 10 years now, I'm gonna change it up this year. People lost their minds. I realized hey, Elvis has to sing Love Me Tender at the end of every show, I gotta tell that story no matter how many times I tell it.

> And there's always people who've never heard it. I told it at an FBI conference the other day, out of 800 people I swear 700 had never heard it, and they were falling out of their chairs.

[1]: https://newatlas.com/brian-shul-interview-sr-71-blackbird-pi...

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by dmoy on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @05:26PM (#15752202)
It's a running gag on some websites now (apparently including hacker news) that whenever there's a mention of the sr71, that story gets posted.

I still read it every time too.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by Murdodc089 on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @09:46PM (#15753805)
I'm almost certain someone created a bot on Reddit that automatically posts the story when anyone, anywhere on the site mentions the SR-71.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by lostlogin on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @03:09AM (#15755146)
I like to think I’m part of next best part - posting the ‘low and slow’ story that has to come second.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by manigandham on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @04:28PM (#15751749)
Might as well link to the full talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wigZsFypdyI

It's a great speech about overcoming his war injuries and getting to fly on of the most special planes in history, along with actually documenting most of it himself.

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by jonah on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:48PM (#15753197)
Lots of great photos in his slides.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by mrec on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @09:44PM (#15753794)
Not badass-plane exactly, but Bill Weaver's story is another cracker. His SR-71 disintegrated around him (no ejection) at Mach 3.18 and 78,000 feet. He was back in the cockpit two weeks later.

https://theaviationist.com/2015/03/17/sr-71-mid-air-disinteg...

Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by scrooched_moose on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @10:34AM (#15757536)
My favorite fact: If a surface-to-air missile launch was detected, the standard evasive action was simply to accelerate and outfly the missile.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by gxs on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:47PM (#15752853)
Every single time this story is posted I take a moment to read it. Truly a bad-ass story in the purest, most distilled essence of the phrase.
Re:What Made the SR-71 Blackbird Such a Badass Plane (2015) by jksmith on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @03:12PM (#15751116)
Fuck yeah, that is a badass story. Thanks for link!