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Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by laxentasken on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @11:37AM (#14308971)
"Find me the person who ate the last piece of cake in the fridge."
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by JoeAltmaier on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @11:56AM (#14309190)
I've always been baffled at the 'last piece' cult. That piece is no more important than any other piece of the cake. What's with all the emotional baggage surrounding it?
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by froindt on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @12:10PM (#14309315)
My dad frequently eats the last cookie in the box or last piece of cake. He then leaves the container there. It's slightly different than normal "last piece" cult, but really frustrating when you're looking forward to the one piece of cake after you mow the lawn, open the container, and realize there is none left.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by thatwebdude on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @03:11PM (#14310775)
I'm not sure I've ever eaten cake after mowing a lawn. That's an unusual combo; and I've mowed a lot.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by babuskov on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @03:56PM (#14311097)
Agreed.

Last beer though...

Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by froindt on Thursday May 11, 2017 @09:53AM (#14315982)
We would have big problems if he started putting empties back in the fridge.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by oceanswave on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @12:03PM (#14309271)
I agree with you -- in addition, the person to eat the "last piece" has the courage to consume the piece that is both the least fresh and has most possibly been exposed to pathogens from "other piece" eaters.

"First Piece" folks should get more flak as they've destroyed a baked work of art.

Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by drfuchs on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @01:15PM (#14309836)
On the contrary; the first-piece person is taking all the risk of the possibility that the cake was poisoned at the factory or store. Kings had "tasters", after all.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by martijn_himself on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @11:59AM (#14309223)
I found this is a cultural thing, e.g. from my personal experience it is not regarded nearly as important in the Netherlands as it is in the United Kingdom.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by jcheng on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @02:00PM (#14310192)
Maybe this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_heuristic

AFAIU, when something bad happens to us, we focus our regret on the smallest/nearest action that could have been undone to change the outcome. So in this case, the bad thing being that you wanted a piece and there are none left--it's natural to blame whomever ate the last piece, because it's easier to imagine an alternate reality where the last piece wasn't eaten, than an alternate reality with some earlier piece not being eaten and everybody subsequently encountering a cake with one additional piece.

Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by nindalf on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @04:05PM (#14311158)
Same reason the dude who filmed the Rodney King incident was blamed for the LA Riots. People figured that if he hadn't filmed it, the riots wouldn't have happened.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by UK-AL on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @01:38PM (#14309989)
Errmm, simply the fact if someone had the last piece. You can't have one.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by lightbyte on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @12:57PM (#14309693)
It's because the person complaining likely wanted another piece, but now they can't because it's all gone. The "logical" person to blame would be the person who took the last one.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by smilekzs on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @01:48PM (#14310081)
Because if you still want a piece after the last piece being taken, you'll have to bother yourself with going to the grocery store to grab a whole?
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by drsopp on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @04:33PM (#14311408)
The last pieces will progressively often become more and more important because of a difference between supply and demand.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by paulddraper on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @04:21PM (#14311294)
Because it's more scarce at that point.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by pc86 on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @12:30PM (#14309503)
I think we have bizarrely different definitions of the word "cult."
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by jbigelow76 on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @12:37PM (#14309543)
More like: "Find me the person that stole my lunch from the fridge. The bag was clearly labeled with my name! Come on people, what, are we animals here?!?!"
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by pizzetta on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @11:54AM (#14309175)
That sounds kind of nice --but this can lead to a very sterile and stifling environment. It has the potential to be overbearing, if abused.
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by Analemma_ on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @11:47AM (#14309101)
"And next time they go into the supply closet, lock them in"
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by orbitingpluto on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @11:51AM (#14309136)
"And route all supply runs to alternative locations for the next two days. Order cake to be delivered to supply closet in 47 hours."
Re:Microsoft Build 2017 [video] by Keyframe on Wednesday May 10, 2017 @12:50PM (#14309637)
"and send out a battle drone after him!"