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Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by CurtMonash on Thursday March 02, 2017 @09:52AM (#13774341)
On the autobahns around Berlin, under the American occupation, signs said that one shouldn't speed, because death was so permanent. But the chaplains or some other religious folks objected, and so the signs were taken back down. (Source: My father, who worked for the Americans as a translator.)
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by rishabhd on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:01AM (#13773703)
These phrases are pretty common on Indian roads, especially in mountainous regions. Kind of a BRO signature.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by ganeshkrishnan on Thursday March 02, 2017 @09:31AM (#13774179)
BRO is Indian Roads organization. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Roads_Organisation

As someone who spent time in Indian borders (Tibet/Nepal) these signs are pretty common.

BBC incorrectly attributed this to "dark sense of humour of Bhutan" but then again when have they been right about India?

Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by dmix on Thursday March 02, 2017 @10:04AM (#13774460)
> BBC incorrectly attributed this to "dark sense of humour of Bhutan"

The headline author did. But the article mentions both the fact BRO is Indian and the fact these signs exist in other Indian border areas.

>> Over the years, the Border Roads Organisation has also built and maintained roads in other countries neighbouring India, including Afghanistan, Burma and Sri Lanka. Today, they largely employ local workers, but historically, many Indians took on the difficult and dangerous work. Their ability to have a sense of humour in challenging circumstances is clear both in their brilliant road signs and in their mission.

Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by soneca on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:33AM (#13773851)
So the title is misleading. The sense of humor comes from this Indian organization and it is also applied elsewhere out of Bhutan.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by kordless on Thursday March 02, 2017 @11:57AM (#13775691)
I wouldn't say that Bhutan lacks a sense of humor. It is the happiest place on Earth, after all.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by Jasamba on Friday March 03, 2017 @04:36AM (#13781748)
Sure, but that doesn't apply to this particular case (BRO signs) which is used as the primary example in this article of 'Bhutan's' dark sense of humour.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by unscaled on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:40AM (#13773893)
Second that. I've seen these signs in many places in the Indian parts of the Himalayas. Even the BRO wikipedia page shows a sign with exactly the same witticism from Ladakh. So this makes this a purely Indian sense of humor.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by moh_maya on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:30AM (#13773836)
BRO = Border Roads Organization (?). Not the frat 'bro'..
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by bartread on Thursday March 02, 2017 @09:11AM (#13774056)
Yes, but the signs read so much better if you interpret it the other way. :)
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by maaarghk on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:02AM (#13773709)
archive.is link for brits - http://archive.is/hfA17
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by veidr on Thursday March 02, 2017 @10:10AM (#13774495)
what is that / why is it necessary?
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by uncleleech on Thursday March 02, 2017 @10:19AM (#13774585)
"We're sorry but this site is not accessible from the UK as it is part of our international service and is not funded by the licence fee. It is run commercially by BBC Worldwide, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the BBC, the profits made from it go back to BBC programme-makers to help fund great new BBC programmes. You can find out more about BBC Worldwide and its digital activities at www.bbcworldwide.com."
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by mrkgnao on Thursday March 02, 2017 @11:04AM (#13775074)
Is that the famous TV tax?
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by Shinchy on Thursday March 02, 2017 @11:11AM (#13775157)
It is indeed.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by mrleiter on Thursday March 02, 2017 @12:16PM (#13775897)
So parts of BBC can't be viewed in the UK? Ironic.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by blacksmith_tb on Thursday March 02, 2017 @01:27PM (#13776724)
Because they contain advertising, which Britons have paid to not see. Irony all around.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by jjar on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:42AM (#13773905)
Thankyou <3
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by delibes on Thursday March 02, 2017 @12:51PM (#13776334)
Love that "late" sign. Reminds me of H2G2 -

Slartibartfast: Come. Come now or you will be late.

Arthur: Late? What for?

Slartibartfast: What is your name, human?

Arthur: Dent. Arthur Dent.

Slartibartfast: Late as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat, you see. I've never been terribly good at them myself but I'm told they can be terribly effective.

Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by mxfh on Thursday March 02, 2017 @09:37AM (#13774217)
Was actually expecting a juxtaposition of their Gross National Happiness PR vs. the actual human rights situation. This still reads like an quirky advertorial travel guide.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_National_Happiness#Criti...

Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by chris_overseas on Thursday March 02, 2017 @10:09AM (#13774492)
Their sense of humour extends beyond road signs. After spending three weeks travelling across the country I found the Bhutanese to have a very relaxed, humorous way of looking at everything life, big and small.

Here's a sign I saw while in Bhutan that is presumably trying to encourage fewer children: http://www.redyeti.net/Bhutan/content/bin/images/large/IMG_2...

Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by karaokeyoga on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:23AM (#13773810)
"Life is a journey, complete it" … shouldn't that be "DON'T complete it"?
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by theandrewbailey on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:46AM (#13773925)
No. Just because something is over doesn't mean that it's complete.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by sooheon on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:38AM (#13773878)
Cut short != complete
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by SonicSoul on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:39AM (#13773887)
dying would prevent you from completing the journey
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by Neliquat on Thursday March 02, 2017 @11:59AM (#13775729)
Reminds me of the old BurmaShave signs that used to be so common in the usa.

An example: Dont stick your elbow out so far It might come home In another car

It went out of favor as sign laws popped up. You can still see some along rt66 and a few other old highways.

Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by huxley on Thursday March 02, 2017 @02:16PM (#13777240)
On a dangerous curve on the road to my home village in Nova Scotia (Canada), an evangelical church posted a sign that said "Prepare to Meet Thy Maker" which I thought --even as a kid-- was apt though little morbid.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by fredley on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:18AM (#13773789)
Brits: The BBC is forbidden from undertaking any commercial activity within the UK in their charter. While obviously quite integral to the way the BBC works and is able to work, this sort of restriction is a weird side-effect.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by Sean1708 on Thursday March 02, 2017 @09:04AM (#13774029)
I'm a bit confused about why this is considered a commercial activity; there's no advertising, or paywall, or anything like that.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by vertex-four on Thursday March 02, 2017 @09:46AM (#13774282)
It likely takes its funding from private sources rather than the TV license.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by moftz on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:24AM (#13773812)
Is the article blocked in the UK?
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by falsedan on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:25AM (#13773821)

  > We're sorry but this site is not accessible from the UK as it is part of
  > our international service and is not funded by the licence fee.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by tomhoward on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:43AM (#13773908)
As mentioned above, this archive link works: http://archive.is/hfA17
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by iraklism on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:53AM (#13773963)
Brit on a corporate O2 mobile. Archive.io is for some reason blocked for under 18s
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by falsedan on Thursday March 02, 2017 @09:52AM (#13774342)
You can bypass obscenity filters with archive.io, so better block it. (is the thinking)
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by dsr_ on Thursday March 02, 2017 @12:09PM (#13775825)
Does your corporation hire many under-18s?
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by djaychela on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:27AM (#13773828)
Yes, somewhat of a surprise to me when I went to read it. Obivously I understand the reasoning behind it, but it's a weird side effect, particularly when it's available on a website that I assume isn't directly charging users, but I guess it's the best way to avoid any sniff of a conflict on the BBC's charter.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by detaro on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:30AM (#13773835)
It has advertising on it, and that's probably not allowed for core BBC?
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by djaychela on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:43AM (#13773910)
No, but previously it was possible to access some commercial BBC services in the UK in the past (I'm sure it was beeb.com, but could well be wrong). It was clearly marked as being a commercial site, etc., but I guess the landscape has changed with Internet advertising since then and it's far easier for your information to be exploited without realising it now?
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by saiya-jin on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:36AM (#13773869)
can't see the page since we're considered in UK, but from my half year spent there backpacking many road signs are indeed funny, especially in himalayan regions (himachal pradesh, ladakh). One stuck in my head for 9 years since seeing it:

"Left is right and right is wrong"

Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by asymmetric on Thursday March 02, 2017 @10:01AM (#13774423)
Have you been backpacking in Bhutan too? I thought VISAs were expensive and hard to get, and very limited in length too.
Re:Bhutan's dark sense of humour by chakalakasp on Thursday March 02, 2017 @08:38AM (#13773879)
Pedro Walked Back home by golly His bristly chin Was hot-to-Molly Burma Shave