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Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by soperj on Thursday September 08, 2016 @12:26PM (#12454477)
There's also been cases of shredded Parmesan not containing and Parmesan at all, and a big part of it actually being woodpulp.
Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by 13of40 on Thursday September 08, 2016 @12:53PM (#12454728)
Cellulose powder - says so right in the ingredients, alongside lipase, calcium chloride, and potassium sorbate: http://www.garycameron.org/files/2012/04/Kraft-100-Parm-q50....

Even better, it says "The label doesn't just say parmesan, it says 100% parmesan. That's because we only use the finest ingredients, carefully crafted and aged for a sharp, distinctive taste that enhances your favourite dishes - a taste that's 100% real, 100% parmesan."

They can get away with it because "parmesan" doesn't actually mean anything outside of the EU.

Edit: As that other poster just pointed out, maybe it does mean something in the US (that label was from Canada), since someone's actually facing criminal charges for it.

Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by tunap on Thursday September 08, 2016 @01:57PM (#12455402)
Totinis frozen pizzas changed their description in last year or so. The new description says "pepperoni flavored pizza topping" now. Who defines what "pizza topping" is, however, IDK.
Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by Udik on Thursday September 08, 2016 @02:47PM (#12455997)
Flavored? It makes you wonder what those slices are actually made of. Ah, now I googled and saw the box. It says "made with pork, chicken, beef". In no particular order and in variable proportions, I guess.
Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by oxide on Thursday September 08, 2016 @03:38PM (#12456544)
"mystery meat" doesn't have the same ring to it as "pepperoni flavored pizza topping"
Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by stouset on Thursday September 08, 2016 @03:52PM (#12456677)
The word "parmesan" pretty much literally doesn't mean anything in the US. If you want actual "parmesan", you must go with "parmigiano reggiano", which is a protected designation.
Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by seanp2k2 on Thursday September 08, 2016 @09:00PM (#12458930)
Protected designation where? IIRC that's not a thing in the US.
Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by nommm-nommm on Thursday September 08, 2016 @12:49PM (#12454690)
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-16/the-parmes...

>Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania-based Castle produced mainly imitation cheeses for nearly 30 years. The company, whose factory was adorned with crenelated battlements and curved archways to look like a medieval castle, had $19 million in sales in 2013.

>According to the FDA’s report on Castle, obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, “no parmesan cheese was used to manufacture” the Market Pantry brand 100% grated Parmesan Cheese, sold at Target Corp. stores, and Always Save Grated Parmesan Cheese and Best Choice 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, sold by Associated Wholesale Grocers Inc., which along with its subsidiaries supplies 3,400 retail stores in 30 states. Instead, there was a mixture of Swiss, mozzarella, white cheddar and cellulose, according to the FDA.

>Castle President Michelle Myrter is scheduled to plead guilty this month to criminal charges. She faces up to a year in prison and a $100,000 fine.

Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by _puk on Thursday September 08, 2016 @01:43PM (#12455238)
30 years of $x million annual sales of essentially counterfeit product results in "up to" a year long sentence and $100,000 fine. Madness.

Though I find it ironic that they responded honestly to the FOI request.

Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by nommm-nommm on Thursday September 08, 2016 @01:51PM (#12455325)
You are surprised the FDA responded honestly to a Freedom of Information Act request?

The FOIA request was a request to the FDA from Bloomberg for the FDA's investigation on Castle. It was used by Bloomberg to write the article. The Freedom of Information Act is only to request information from a government agency. To uncover the fraud the FDA physically visited Castle. They were tipped off by a disgruntled former employee. Without the tip off there is a extremely small chance they would have ever been caught.

Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by _puk on Friday September 09, 2016 @06:12AM (#12460797)
Actually missed this point about the FDA visiting on the tip-off, hence my surprise.

The FDA can only respond with the information they have, so as it took the FDA actually visiting Castle (on a tip-off no less), they must have been lied to as well.

Surely, a FOI request can't realistically trigger someone jumping in a car to verify data held on file.

Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by dragonwriter on Thursday September 08, 2016 @01:02PM (#12454815)
> There's also been cases of shredded Parmesan not containing and Parmesan at all

To a reasonable approximation, the only shredded Parmesan you can buy that is likely to contain anything like Parmesan is the stuff that's shredded on-site by places that also sell wheels/chunks of Parmesan.

OTOH, there's rarely a good reason to buy shredded parmesan even if its real; for most uses you want shredded parmesan, the size/shape of shreds you get from such a product aren't great, and its better (and, in any case, cheaper in the long run) to just get blocks of parmesan and a grater, and in typical use quantities you aren't saving much time or effort by getting pre-grated.

Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by soperj on Thursday September 08, 2016 @01:42PM (#12455234)
I agree and don't buy shredded parmesan. Just insane that that is allowed to exist at all.
Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by dawnerd on Thursday September 08, 2016 @02:52PM (#12456067)
Right? You can grate some just as fast as it takes to open the tub. Price wise it's just about cheaper to buy a wedge anyways. I'll give people a pass for store shredded, but god when I see people using Kraft parmesan "dust"...
Re:There Are No Truffles in Truffle Oil (2014) by brassic on Thursday September 08, 2016 @02:17PM (#12455630)
Pretty much all packaged grated cheese has added cellulose to stop the flakes sticking back together.

If you want 100% Parmesan (or even 100% cheese!) you need to buy a block.