One what? It's unclear what you are trying to convey with this post.

One that suggests that, because you personally don't love the Apple-announced product, that Apple is shit and "needs a wake up call". It's not THAT hard to see that a lot of people will like these products, and Apple will sell a shit-ton of them.

Well, in that case, the word "Apple" is really unnecessary. That's true in pretty much every product announcement thread.

Yes, but it seems that Apple tends to bring out the worst in people on both sides (fans and foes)

Love and hate are not equivalent. If you hate Apple you are here to troll.

> Love and hate are not equivalent.

No, but they are symmetric.

The asymmetry is that haters are not really interested and just shit all over the discussion.

That's not asymmetry. The lovers are also not really interested in discussion and are just as prone to pollute it with blind positivity as the haters are to do so with blind negativity.

The lovers, while possibly blinded, are at least interested in the details.

If you do not think somebody can think something's a bad idea and still be interested in "the details", I question what sort of world you live in.

You would do well to consider removing the word "haters" from your vocabulary. It's used solely by the unempathic, the childish, and the criticism-sensitive, and doesn't in any situation help.

They come and leave one line jokes. Very intellectual.

The other replies have summed up what I meant well, but I will add that a crucial component of a cynical Apple announcement day post is to preface it with a list of the number of Apple products one has bought in order to establish oneself as an unbiased authority on Apple products.

Look back at every single Apple announcement and you'll realize Apple just takes tech that's already out in the marketplace and refines it. They never do what you expected them to do today, and never will.

You mean strips it off it's usability and charge more? Apple "dominance" is rather endemic, eventually there will be no reason to pay the 100% - 300% markup. Sure, the apple stores look nice, until you see what you actually get for the price

One person saying "They've finally jumped the shark this time, it's a totally useless device."

And then at the next sales-record-breaking keynote, repeat.

You mean like with the watch gizmo? Or the tv gizmo?

This is just overpriced toy, inferior to it's counterparts, but sure, it will sell, thanks to it's swag factor. (Outside of US of A and UK you only see apple stuff on very particular kind of people, the ones that gleefully spend 10x the money on a LV bag, just to rub it in other's faces. Having apple stuff is hip, nothing to do with any sort of usability)

Eventually it will come crashing down

I live in New Zealand, so not USA or UK. I often coffee at the local university, and sitting there surrounded by poor (but cool) students it is shocking how many of them are using Macbooks. Seriously, you hardly ever see a laptop without a huge glowing apple logo.

In Germany, I feel pretty out of place using an iPhone. It's all Android. And yet, basically all the nerds have Macbooks.