Perhaps we should accept the shocking reality that there are really startups this awful to work for :)
I still think it was a funny and informative blog post though.
3. Interrupting people regularly for status updates.
4. Falling into "doom loop" of rushing software dev.
6. Changing communication tools regularly.
10. Being overly stingy with hardware.
14. Failing to deliver public praise.
17. Being stingy with information.
Given enough naivete and inexperience, I can see a well-meaning and honest manager failing at some or all of these.As a software developer, I've always coded alone. As an employee, I've always been a sales engineer. So the original post was actually very informative for me as I'm not familiar with the inner workings of a code development team nor the frustrations of its members.
I'd be curious then, about what you think about this? http://loup-vaillant.fr/articles/suboptimal-processes
(Disclaimer: this one is totally sour grapes. I left. Though I did learn afterwards, that this project was a significant net loss to the company.)
After reflecting on the responses here and amazingly balanced upvotes and downvotes I've received (it's hovering between 2-4, but changing frequently), I think actually what's going on is that I'm just annoyed by the OA's particular strain of satire. I guess when I read this heavy handed yes-is-no satire it just makes me angry that the author isn't just giving it to me straight. Whereas great satire has a unique thought-invoking quality, this type just feels like an overdone trope.
I'd get it if the piece were "21 Ways to Minimize Employee Retention, like my former manager John Q. Smith did at CompanyCo", but as just a list of silly shit management does, I don't know why you'd have a "no hire" level problem with it.
>However in terms of practical changes, this post can neither benefit you nor anyone else.
Your post can't benefit introverts the same way his can't extroverts like you.
Anyway, i'd argue that it isn't actually bad retention policies. They are actually quite good at retention. It is just that it retains the specific kind of employees, the ones that "learned to stop worrying and love ... err... it is actually enough just to stop worrying" (speaking from my personal experience - had worked and is currently working at such a place where the "not worrying" is the fundamental skill and the most of the current employees in the department have been here for 10+ years)
However in terms of practical changes, this post can neither benefit you nor anyone else. We all know about broken management cultures that this post describes, but none of those managers in question would do anything but become extremely defensive if confronted by a post like this (which they wouldn't be because they don't know what Hacker News or a technical blog is).
To the clueful neutral observer we have to weigh out whether management is really this clueless, or is the author a poor communicator full of sour grapes? Honestly it's 50/50, but I would probably be too nervous to ever hire someone who posted this vitriolic of prose publicly, it just comes off as unprofessional.