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Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by swanson on Thursday April 17, 2014 @12:50PM (#7604715)
In case you're playing the Acquisition Post Drinking Game:

"It’s been a long road and we feel that we have come a long way in solving this problem. We are elated to announce the next step in this journey"

"It’s been an immensely exciting journey and we are humbled by the support we received along the way."

http://ourincrediblejourney.tumblr.com/

Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by 0161 on Thursday April 17, 2014 @12:56PM (#7604758)
"We couldn't be happier."

"We look forward to this transition as the next step."

"As of today, we are no longer enrolling new users. "

"Existing users can continue to use our service until ..."

"We want to do whatever it takes to make any transition as smooth as possible."

"We have worked hard on our product and feel that our vision aligns perfectly with ..."

Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by funkyy on Thursday April 17, 2014 @04:56PM (#7606280)
"We didnt expected that being a startup is so hard. We worked for 2-3 years 10 hours a day 6 days a week and it brought us to barely breaking even. We just cant do this anymore, living in uncertainty is killing us. We have failed to pursue our dream but we hope that we can just shut down this part of our lives, move onwards to working for large company that will care for us and hopefully our skills, pain and experiences will help us to achieve something that we couldn't do alone - create revolutionary product or feature, but under bigger brand."
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by tsunamifury on Thursday April 17, 2014 @08:45PM (#7607403)
This is a painful truth for those of us not being bought out.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by sitkack on Thursday April 17, 2014 @05:29PM (#7606522)
If this startup hadn't panned out, I don't know what I was going to do. Thinking about having a staged breakdown so I could live off my parents money while still raging in Mission and eating burritos and Thai. Longer term goal, channel that startup burnout into something more meaning-full like opening some profitable franchise, like yogurt or cookies and doing rails gigs on the side.

god I feel sorry for the poor saps still in the grind.

Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by tarr11 on Thursday April 17, 2014 @12:58PM (#7604776)
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by EC1 on Thursday April 17, 2014 @01:10PM (#7604850)
Honestly, what else are you going to write?
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by bambam12897 on Thursday April 17, 2014 @01:15PM (#7604896)
"We are sooooo filthy rich now. So long suckers!"

I'd be more honest =)

Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by rattray on Thursday April 17, 2014 @01:27PM (#7604959)
Except they're probably not... Not all the acquisitions of this sort are "you're filthy rich now", especially after dilution, taxes, and plain old time.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by jebblue on Thursday April 17, 2014 @11:40PM (#7607839)
This is very true, the new Silicon Valley show Episode 1 is free on YouTube (son clued me in) but that isn't how acquisitions always work out, the word dilution rings loudly.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by sidcool on Thursday April 17, 2014 @01:32PM (#7604992)
They worked hard for that, didn't they?
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by calinet6 on Thursday April 17, 2014 @03:11PM (#7605677)
I'm tired of this "they worked hard for that" BS with acqui-hires and shutdowns.

Yeah, sure, they worked hard, but in the end they get a big fat F for the end result.

Services don't last forever, but I'm not gonna congratulate someone who runs around in circles for 3 years purporting to deliver a product of value, and then gives up when offered a better deal for themselves.

They didn't build a product, they built a nothing. It's like reverse vaporware, and I won't respect it.

Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by m3rc on Thursday April 17, 2014 @03:28PM (#7605769)
Yeah this is my main problem with the way "startup culture" seems to work. There's a lot of people in my university really pushing people to start their own businesses, but the general reasoning just seems to be "come up with something, advertise so that you get bought out, take the money". There's no emphasis on actually making anything, just on drumming up hype for an idea and selling that.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by ryandrake on Thursday April 17, 2014 @07:44PM (#7607233)
Well, if hype and vapor is what's getting bought, you might as well try to produce and sell it.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by m3rc on Thursday April 17, 2014 @11:23PM (#7607806)
And yeah, that'd be what I don't like about startup culture. I went into software development, not marketing.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by paulbaumgart on Thursday April 17, 2014 @04:12PM (#7605994)
They proved that they can build products. That makes them very valuable to companies with more money than time. It's a significant career success, if perhaps not quite a business success. And we can congratulate them for that.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by anon808 on Thursday April 17, 2014 @04:42PM (#7606179)
sure, if the product they made wasn't depended on by people. these kind of acquisitions seem to always leave the product customers in a lurch. and for that we don't have to congratulate them.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by paulbaumgart on Thursday April 17, 2014 @05:13PM (#7606403)
Assuming this was a smart acquisition by Dropbox, they'll be able to create more value now than they were before the acquisition. Unless you're arguing that the acquisition is actually wealth-destroying, it seems pretty selfish to oppose it.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by anon808 on Thursday April 17, 2014 @06:08PM (#7606781)
unless I was one of the customers who's out a service I depended on.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by sidcool on Friday April 18, 2014 @03:12AM (#7608255)
I fully agree, may be the HackPad team wanted an exit and wanted to retire and spend all their earned money to live a hedonistic life. What's wrong with that?
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by 1ris on Friday April 18, 2014 @04:14AM (#7608411)
It's like you worked hard, and then somebody pays you to stop trying.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by Einstalbert on Thursday April 17, 2014 @04:50PM (#7606239)
Agreed 100% It's like selling someone a rubber balloon. We're buying services and products, not party favors. We expect balloons to pop.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by sidcool on Friday April 18, 2014 @03:10AM (#7608252)
Yes, may be this project/product was a step towards a bigger aim they had. May be they wanted to build a SpaceX and started small to gain experience, capital and contacts.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by karpodiem on Thursday April 17, 2014 @03:23PM (#7605739)
Yes!
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by bambam12897 on Thursday April 17, 2014 @02:13PM (#7605278)
Definitely! I'm just being realistic - These press releases are basically the tea ceremony everyone is expected to perform.

If you just made several mil I honestly doubt you're thinking about making the "transition as smooth as possible". You're thinking "should I buy a Lambo or a Ferrari?"

They probably got a memo from Dropbox saying "now that we own your ass, here is a press release that you'll publish asap"

Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by jmathai on Thursday April 17, 2014 @06:04PM (#7606761)
For something like this it's more like "perhaps i can put a down payment on a house after my stocks vest and i pay taxes".
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by ryandrake on Thursday April 17, 2014 @07:47PM (#7607244)
A down payment on a house in the Peninsula is going to likely cost more than a Ferrari or Lamborghini
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by monokrome on Thursday April 17, 2014 @03:17PM (#7605711)
Your assumption is not very realistic.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by pearjuice on Thursday April 17, 2014 @03:08PM (#7605659)
I don't know what Whatsapp, Instagram and the like their hourly rates are, but I doubt it adds up to the billions the got.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by 1ris on Friday April 18, 2014 @04:11AM (#7608406)
If oculus would have done this i would have had a way more respect for them.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by wwwwwwwwww on Friday April 18, 2014 @02:11AM (#7608136)
"We finally convinced some sucker to buy our worthless revenue-less startup for a trillion dollars. See you in vegas!"
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by badman_ting on Thursday April 17, 2014 @02:41PM (#7605460)
Right, this observation amounts to "people who are all in similar situations say similar things". Whoop-de-doo.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by patmcguire on Thursday April 17, 2014 @03:06PM (#7605639)
Yeah. I've never heard a wedding speech that wasn't a mishmash of cliches, but I've also never heard one that wasn't sincere.
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by chiph on Thursday April 17, 2014 @03:59PM (#7605922)
"Look for us on episode 6 of Silicon Valley, with Kid Rock guest-starring."
Re:Dropbox acquires Loom (YC W12) by sreitshamer on Thursday April 17, 2014 @07:16PM (#7607123)
"We gotta play 'em one day at a time." "I'm just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ball club." "I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out."