Given that apparently all it takes is for someone to "declare" an unrecognized micronation, I hereby declare one particular square micron in international waters, known only to me, as the world's new smallest unrecognized micronation: Nanotopia. Our motto will be "never found, never conquered." We allow dual-citizenship so long as you don't tell anybody.

Picostan would like to formally declare war against Nanotopia.

Attodonica: "Splitters!"

Femtopia has always been at war with the larger, overbearing neighbors of Picostan. The largess and crudness drowns out our finer points.

Good luck finding us! :) Even if you comb through the entire great Pacific garbage patch, we'll still elude you!

If you can't be found we might as well have already won the war, no?

We secretly annexed Picostan before the war. Unless you destroyed yourself as well, we're still here! Or maybe there... I can't remember :)

Get a giant boat and park it out in international waters.